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“Patrick? What are these?”
“Those are our Halloween costumes, David.”
“Mhm. These are not on my pre-approved couple’s costumes list.”
“You said I could choose our costumes this year.”
“Mkay, I see what happened here. I agreed to doing couple's costumes, not to you choosing said costumes.”
“You’d be such a boo-tiful ghost, though!”
“I never said I wouldn’t look good wearing it!”
“Come on, David. Just boo it.”
“Have you been talking to Ted?”
“They’re basically monochrome.”
“Did you buy these off rack, Patrick?!”
“David. I’m just a ghoul standing in front of another ghoul asking him to—”
“Don’t.”