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It was late in the evening when Kaminari decided to barge into Kirishima's room, at the worst possible moment, while he was pleasuring himself.
“AHHH!!! My eyes!" screamed Kaminari while covering his eyes.
“AAAHHH!!!" screamed Kirishima while desperately trying to cover himself.
“What the hell dude?” asks Kaminari.
"That's my question! You're the one barging into my room!”
"You should've locked the door if you don't want people to barge in?”
"Normal people knock, you know.”
"Yeah, well, we're bros, I didn't think to knock.”
Something pink on Kirishima's bed catches Kaminari's eyes, "Is that Ashido?" Kirishima looks horrified at the picture of Mina on his bed and tries to hide it.
"No! Why are you still here? Get out!" Kaminari does the opposite and he gets further inside the room.
"Do you use her picture as fap material?" Kirishima's face becomes as red as his hair, "N-no, don't say it like that."
"You went as far as to print her picture.”
"It's not like that," Kirishima keeps denying to save some of his dignity.
"Then let me see it."
"What?! No!"
"Let me see what kind of perverted picture you're hiding," Kaminari tries to snatch the picture but Kirishima holds it as high as he can, so Kaminari can't reach.
"How did you get that picture, did you ask Mineta to take it for you?”
"No! Wait, Mineta takes pictures of Ashido?”
"I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if he managed to take pictures of the girls.”
"That pervert!” says a furious Kirishima.
"You're the one to talk?”
"I'm not like that, I'm not like Mineta.”
"Yeah, we'll see," Kaminari gave Kirishima a surprise small electric shock to make him fall on his bed and snatched the photo away from Kirishima's hand.
"What the hell is this?" asks Kaminari with a disappointed tone, "This is just Ashido posing in her hero costume."
"I mean I get it she has a tight suit but still I was expecting something more spicy."
"Give it back! I'm not sorry you're disappointed," Kirishima takes back the picture.
"For real dude, you get turned on by this? You must have a hard time when you see her in her suit, pun not intended, maybe.”
"You have no idea," Kirishima brought an anxious hand to his head, shuffling his already messy hairstyle.
"I can see you're low on lotion and tissues, so… I can connect the dots.”
"Do you use other girls as fap material?” Kaminari asks way too casually.
"No! Of course not! You know I liked Ashido for a while.”
"Yeah but I thought it was just puppy love, you were all about admiring her bravery and stuff, when did it get rated R?”
“I'm still admiring her and I respect her, but lately I've been having these weird thoughts and dreams about her I can't control.”
"Did you just find out Ashido is a girl, late bloomer?" Kaminari chuckles, and Kirishima rolls his eyes.
"Like you have much experience," mutters Kirishima, "Anyway, just don't tell anyone about this.”
"I promise, don't worry, it's okay dude, it's normal, actually you're kinda late to the party."
"Now that I think about it, I think she likes you too," says Kaminari deep in thought.
"Don't lie, how'd you know something like that?”
"I saw her looking at you when you had your hero suit all torn up, not that your suit is covering much, or maybe she was looking at Bakugou since he was next to you.”
"Oh, thanks for putting that idea in my head," says Kirishima sarcastically.
"I'm joking, honestly she's kinda flirty and playful around you. Maybe she teased you too much, that's why you're having wet dreams about her.”
"Dude, would you stop mentioning that?”
"Fine, all I'm saying is that there's a possibility Ashido's gawking at a photo of you in your ‘hero suit’.”
"Why're you using quotes, my outfit is cool and it's necessary to be like that.”
"Yeah, maybe at the Hero Strip Club.”
Kirishima throws a book at Kaminari, "Get out already!"
"Ow! We'll talk about this later. I'll help you, I'll make a plan," Kaminari gives a thumbs up and finally leaves.