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1:56 pm
Piper McLean has added Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Annabeth Chase and four others to this chat.
Piper McLean has renamed the chat to Actual Saviors of the World
Piper McLean : heyyyyy
Piper McLean : the phones are workinggg!!
Leo Valdez : this is not acceptable
Leo Valdez has changed their name to Bad Boy McShizzle
Bad Boy McShizzle has changed Piper McLean’s name to Material girl
Bad Boy McShizzle has changed Jason Grace’s name to Phone charger
Bad Boy McShizzle : you guys can rename yourselves
Material girl : yeahhh!!!!!
Percy Jackson has changed Annabeth Chase’s name to The Queen
The Queen : :)
Percy Jackson : All hail the queen Annabeth chase
Hazel Levesque : *bows* tis’ an honor my lady
Hazel Levesque has changed their name to Richest Horse Girl
The Queen has changed Percy Jackson’s name to Double Prophecy Child
Double Prophecy Child : …….
Nico di Angelo : I mean shes not wrong
Nico di Angelo has changed their name to Ghost king
Material girl : who else hasn’t been nicknamed?
Richest Horse Girl : Frank!
Frank Zhang : …oh no
Bad Boy McShizzle has changed Frank Zhang’s name to Furry
Furry : I knew it
Phone charger : Well, it’s not exactly wrong.
Double Prophecy Child : Guys meet me at the big house I stole some cookies
Material girl : COMING!!!
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6:35 pm
Bad Boy McShizzle : What do bees do on the weekend?
Phone charger : I don’t know, what do they do?
Richest Horse Girl : I KNOW
Double Prophecy Child : Are we basing this off of real bee facts or the bee movie?
Furry : they work
Bad Boy McShizzle : they get buzzed!
Bad Boy McShizzle : do you get it?
Material girl : that was a terrible joke Leo and you know it
Richest Horse Girl : oh I was going to say that they sue the honey production companies and send the United States into an apocalyptic economic depression
Bad Boy McShizzle : ……
Double Prophecy Child : I can’t tell if Hazel spends too much time with either Annabeth or Nico
Furry : both
The Queen : I like Hazels answer :)
Material girl : same, it was very enlightening
Bad Boy McShizzle : woah that’s a big word beauty queen
Material girl : shut up leo no one asked
Phone charger : she spends a lot of time with Annabeth
Double Prophecy Child : yo does anyone know where Rachel went? She just disappeared on me
Richest Horse Girl : in green smoke??
Double Prophecy Child : …yes
Material girl : I advise running away before she can reappear with a new horrible prophecy
Double Prophecy Child : oh shoot
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7:01 pm
The Queen : Why is Percy running so fast?
Material girl : scroll up
Material girl : LOL I just saw him running and he looks so terrified
Ghost king : rip, I’ll pray to my dad for you perce
Phone charger : Where does she even get the green smoke from? It’s like it appears from nowhere???
Bad Boy McShizzle : I think Jake made her this device
Bad Boy McShizzle : he seemed to think it was funny and I agreed
Material girl : bet, Leo obviously gave Rachel the idea
Bad Boy McShizzle : I would never :/
Material girl : you toooootally would
The Queen : guys stop texting and socialize, you’re literally three feet away from each other
Material girl : yes ma’am
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8:56 pm
Ghost king : I’d actually like to die now
Bad Boy McShizzle : to visit your dad or….?
Ghost king : uh no…… I just-
Double Prophecy Child : ??? nico is there anything you’d like to tell me????
Ghost king : NO
Material girl : bro is crushing hard on Will rn
Double Prophecy Child : will?? As in WILLIAM SOLACE??
Ghost king : NO
Richest Horse Girl : YES
Ghost king : …….
Double Prophecy Child : :)
Ghost king : for some reason I do not like that smile
Double Prophecy Child : we’ll be discussing that later
Double Prophecy Child : for now…..
Double Prophecy Child has renamed the chat to group of mentally ill children
Double Prophecy Child has added Thalia Grace to the chat
Double Prophecy Child has added Grover Underwood to the chat
Thalia Grace : oh hell no, I have to fix this immediately
Thalia Grace : the thing isn’t working
Thalia Grace : PERCY CHANGE MY NAME
Double Prophecy Child : on it
Double Prophecy Child has changed Thalia Grace’s name to Valid immortal
Valid immortal : I approve
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2:14 am
Double Prophecy Child : Problem: I can’t fall asleep
Double Prophecy Child : Solution: I knock myself out for 9 hours straight
Valid immortal : did something happen??
The Queen : Percy, no
Richest Horse Girl : it’s 2 am???
Ghost king : and look at how many of us are awake
Valid immortal : you’re one to talk
Ghost king : a bit uncalled for if you ask me
Richest Horse Girl : no no she has a point. You have to go to sleep Nico
Ghost king : is this betrayal?
The Queen : Guys, I swear if you don’t go to bed in the next ten minutes, I will get up and find you all. Harpies or no harpies, you will be guaranteed pain.
Ghost king : yes ma’am
Richest Horse Girl : yes annabeth
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6:56 am
Grover Underwood has changed their name to lord of the wild
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11:29 am
Double Prophecy Child : GUESS WHOS GOING TO VISIT NEW ROME RN!!!!!
Richest Horse Girl : woooooo yeayyy you get to come with ussss
Furry : that’s good 👍
Valid immortal : what route are you taking? I might be able to pass by you at some point
Double Prophecy Child : I’ll text it to you later
The Queen : Hey seaweed brain, Chiron said you’re leaving after 12 so go eat and I’ll help you pack up
Double Prophecy Child : ok thanks wise girl ❤️
Valid immortal : this is vaguely sickening and sweet at the same time
lord of the wild : I can attest to that after witnessing it first hand for 5 years straight
Valid immortal : GROVER!!!
Double Prophecy Child : GROVER!!!!!
The Queen : Grover!!!!!
lord of the wild : hi guys!!
Double Prophecy Child : we miss you Grover!
lord of the wild : me too but I’m gonna be coming to CHB soon
Double Prophecy Child : yeasssss!!!!,!!!!!.,!
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5:43 pm
Double Prophecy Child : I ran out of bandaids :/
Material girl : wtf I thought you had like 300 Little Mermaid themed ones in your cabin that you bought a week ago… how did you run out already?
Double Prophecy Child : … things happened
Phone charger : ……what things?
Double Prophecy Child : …things
Richest Horse Girl : dw guys we’re fine!!!
Richest Horse Girl : I found the ambrosia Percy, come back now
The Queen : what did he do?
Double Prophecy Child : nothing
Valid immortal : I see you guys
Valid immortal : I’m at the big fountain
Double Prophecy Child : Kay bye :)
The Queen: we will be having a Conversation when you get back
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