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Sparky

Lol guys

Bakugo abd Deku are fighting again

I thibk Bakugo is strangling Deku

Sharky

And Todoroki is just on his phone next 2 them

Alien Queen

Unbothered King fr

Spiderman

U think we should stop Bakugo?

Froggie

Nah Deku can hold his breath for 19 mins

He'll be fine

Sparky

Damn son

OH FUCK TODOROKI JUMPED IN

Sharky

Now he and Deku R tag teaming Bakubro

Spotify 2.0

Downsides of a throuple ig

Alien Queen

always 2v1

Sparky

OMFG BAKUBRO'S GETTING HIS ASS BEAT

Nvm they've split up

It's 1V1V1 now

Kirby

Taking bets

Who do ya'll think is gonna win?

ClassDad

Ochako it's highly inappropriate to bet on this

Also Midoriya

ClassMom

I agree this is not a good thing to bet on

Also I bet on Midoriya too

Kirby

How much are ya'll willing to bet?

ClassDad

I think 100000 Yen is a decently small amount

ClassMom

Me too

I'll bet the same

Ochako

I'll bet Todoroki then

Froggie

Lol Ochako just sprinted off

Sharky

Oh we see her now

She just ran into the room

Sparky

OMFG

SHE JUST YELLED AT TODOROKI

{ Voice recording of Ochako screaming TODOROKI YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING LOSE THIS YOU HEAR ME?!!?!? I GOT CASH RIDING ON THIS}

Dadzawa

Hello problem children

Silence yourselves so I don't have to come and do it myself

Sparky

Well that was vaguely threatening

Alien Queen

I think that was the point Denki

Dadzawa

It was

Now I thought I told you to change my name?

I am not your father 

Insomniac individual

Don't worry he secretly loves it

Sparky

Ha

exposed by ur own son

Dadzawa

I can't be bothered to deal with another loud blonde right now

I'm going

Insomniac individual

Bye dad

Sparky

Bye dad

Alien Queen

Bye Dad

Spiderman

Bye Dad

Sharky

Bye Dad

Froggie

Bye Dad

Kirby

Bye Dad

ClassMom

Oh Ochako you're back!

What happened with the fight?

Kirby

Oh Deku beat Bakugo

Then it was just him V todoroki

Then he checked the clock

said 'I yield'

then ran off

and the Todoroki got up and ran after him

So anyways can I get my 200000 Yen pls?

ClassDad

transferring the money now

ClassMom

me too

Kirby

I'm rich now!!! 

Zuko

Hello

It's not that much Ochako

Kirby

Not that much my ass

I'm not rich like you fuckers

ClassDad

~Language~

Spiderman

Surprised Iida is still trying atp

Froggie

Oh yeah!

Todoroki!

Where did u and Deku go?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

THOSE 2 FUCKERS WENT TO THE LIMITED ALL MIGHT COLLECTION SALE

HALF AND HALF IS BUYING ALL OF DEKU'S STUFF

Sparky

I wish 'someone' would buy me stuff for my special interests

Insomniac individual

I would but by the time I find it u've moved onto the next

Sparky

the sad truth

Insomniac Individual

Yeah what's ur current one Denki?

Sparky

~Australia~

Kirby

Australia?

Sparky

Yup!

~Australia~

Zuko

nice

Broccoli

Hi!

What are we talking about?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

SPARKY IS NOW FIXTATING ON AUSTRALIA

Broccoli

cool

Do you want to rant to someone about it?

Sparky

Yes please

Broccoli

Call me rn

I've got a few hours to kill before the Store opens

and I could always use more knowledge on specific subjects

Sparky

YAY! 

:)

Insomniac Individual

Neurodivergent friendships>>>>

Zuko

Neurodivergent relationships>>>>

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Insomniac individual

If anyone wants to know how I came out

Sends video

{{{{Aizawa stands with Mic next to him. 

"What is it Hitoshi?" Aizawa asks tiredly

"There are people I want you to meet" Shinsou says

"OMG WHO" Mic yells

"MY BOYFRIENDS!!!" Shinsou yells as Kaminari and Monoma jump out from behind a bush

Mic immediately hugs Monoma and Kaminari and goes  "Shinsou You're poly?"

"Uh yeah?" SHinsou says "Gay too but like I'm pretty sure we all knew that"

"NO WAY ME TOO" Mic said and he high fives shinsou

Aizawa has been quiet the whole time

"Uh Dad?" Shinsou asks

"Hitoshi what was the thing I told you about dating under my roof" Aizawa asks tiredly

"No loud blondes...?" SHinsou says

"NO LOUD BLONDES!" Aizawa says "AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!" 

"Date two loud blondes?" Kaminari chimes in

Aizawa groans }}}}

Alien Queen

OMG THAT'S HOW YOU CAME OUT???

Sparky

I remember that

it was fun

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK

WE SAW

Sparky

why are you so mean to me?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

JUST BECAUSE I CAN

Sparky

I'm so sad uwu

Alien Queen

~moving on~

How did the rest of y'all come out?

Sharky

Oh I told my moms at a pride parade

Mama cracked a joke about it being in the genetics cause it was her egg

Then we ran into tetsutetsu and his dads

Froggie

I just told my mother 

'Girls are hot- guys are not'

and she got it immediately

Sparky

Technically I didn't have a coming out

Sharky

Wait ur in the closet bro?

Sparky

what? No

I've known my whole life and so did my mom cause according to her I told her that ' the neighbours daughter is so pretty but their son is pretty too' at age 3

Kirby

I came out via meme

Alien Queen

I C O N

Kirby

gimmie a sec lemme see if I can find it

Here!

Broccoli

I had a whole plan and everything

I took my mom out to dinner in June and told her

She was really nice and took me to a pride event after

She also bought this shirt

Kirby

Mrs Midoriya is da best

Broccoli

ain't that the truth

Alien Queen

Hey Bakugo how did u come out?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

AS IF I'D TELL ANY OF YOU EXTRAS

Broccoli

Oooh! I have a video!

{{{ Video of Bakugo cooking in the kitchen with his mother and his father sitting at the table with a newspaper

"Hey shitty mother" Bakugo says

"Yes shitty son?" Mitsuki says

"I'm gay" Bakugo said, chopping the onions

"Good!" Mitsuki said "Saves any girl the burden of dating you"

"YOU SHITTY MOTHER" Bakugo says

"Katsuki don't yell at your mother please" Bakugo's dad doesn't even look up from his newspaper

"Fine!" Bakugo huffs "Still shitty though"

"Masaru where's my axe?" Mitsuki asks

Bakugo's dad wordlessly pulls an axe from somewhere and hands it to Mitsuki

The video ends}}}

Sparky

OMG HOW DARE YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT

SHE IS A QUEEN

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

SHE'S MY SHITTY MOTHER

Broccoli

don't worry they love each other

they just express it weirdly

Alien Queen

I love how Bakugo's dad doesn't even look surprised anymore

He's just like

'Here's the axe honey-don't kill our child please'

Broccoli 

I swear he has said that before

ClassMom

Is it to late for me to share my coming out story?

Spotify 2.0

Nooooo Go ahead Momo

Kirby

Yeah we'll listen

ClassMom

Aww thanks guys.

Wait Tenya should help with this.

@Nyoom

Lol I forgot that Tenya's name was that.

ClassDad

Yes Momo?

Ah I see, do you want the powerpoint or ...?

ClassMom

I don't think we need to go that far. I think the meme you made will do.

ClassDad 

Okay.

ClassMom

So I came out to Tenya cause he was my best friend.

Then we spent 20 hours making a powerpoint.

And I gave a presentation in Lesbian Visibility week.

The end.

ClassDad

Here is the meme.

Alien Queen

That is the most Momo and Iida way to come out ever

Kirby

frfr

Froggie

Did you also make a powerpoint when you came out Iida?

ClassDad

Ah yes I did. Pretty much.

ClassMom

We wrote a speech and a manifesto and it was so much fun!

Zuko

I tricked my dad into becoming a meme when I came out

Alien Queen

OMG THAT WAS YOU?!?!?

YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE THE ENDEAVOUR PRIDE MEMES?!?!?

Zuko

Yes

Just to give examples to those who haven't seen them

Alien Queen

OH THE ENDMIGHT SHIPPERS HAD A FEILD DAY WITH THAT

Sharky

The who what now?

Broccoli

She means the Endeavour x All Might shippers

Zuko

that's a thing?

Spotify 2.0

apparently

Zuko

OMFG I NEED TO TELL MY DAD

Insomniac individual

Lol take a video

This shit is gonna be comedy gold

Kirby

real

Spiderman

Hey guys! What'd I miss?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

BACK READ

Spiderman

...

OMG YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ENDMIGHT SHIPPERS?!?!

Kirby

You did???

Spiderman

THEY ARE THE RIVALS TO LOVERS OLD MAN YAOI

UNDERRATED YES BUT IT'S A FUN DYNAMIC

Zuko

Sero...

Broccoli

Are you...

Alien Queen

An Endmight shipper?

Spiderman

WHAT?!?!?

HAH

NO

Kirby

*Sero sweats nervously*

Sparky

*Sero's heart pounds in his chest*

Sharky

*Sero's breathing becomes ragged*

Broccoli

*Sero panics as he hopes his secret won't be revealed*

Froggie

*The secret he has kept locked in his head for the past several years*

Insomniac individul

*All revealed due to a stupid mistake in a group chat*

Spiderman

Can u guys chill with the fic writing pls?

I'm not an Endmight shipper

Alien Queen

Hey!

Why did u break it???

I didn't get a turn?!?!

~SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND~

BONJOUR ALL!

IT IS THE MOST SPARKLY DAZZLING ME!!!

Broccoli

Hey Aoyama

You haven't been online for a bit

~SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND~

It is because I

The most beautiful I

Lost my phone...but it has now been found

Most gracious of thanks to you Ojiro

I whip ma tail back and forth I whip my tail back and forth

No problem!

:)

Why is my name still this?

Alien Queen

It works

we keep it

Sharky

sorry bro

them's the rules

I whip ma tail back and forth I whip ma tail back and forth

:(

It's just-The chipettes

really?

Kirby

Blame Aoyama

sorry

~SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND~

I will let you change my name if you so wish

I whip ma tail back and forth I whip ma tail back and forth

Really?

~SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND~

Why yes of course!

I whip ma tail back and forth I whip ma tail back and forth has changed ~SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND~'s name to *Mister French fancy pants (With an accent)*

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent)*

Oui oui magnifique!

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Alien Queen

random question

what other group chats are y'all in

Insomniac individual

Too damn many

Alien Queen

ooooh tell us

Insomniac individual

bitch I ain't typing out all that

Alien Queen

fine ;(

Just a few

Insomniac individual

Dekusquad

Dating TWO loud blondes

Erasermic Fam

to name a few

Alien Queen

aww u guys have a family chat?

Spotify 2.0

do u not have one with ur family?

Alien Queen

no I do

I just think the name is cute

ClassMom

I can list a few I'm in

Alien Queen

oooh yes momo

ClassMom

Rich Kids (Tenya + Todoroki)

wlw stands for winners love winning( Tsuyu, Ochako, Jirou)

ClassDad

I'm in the Dekusquad chat and also have a chat with Ojiro, Tokoyami and Shoji called 'Responsible Demis'.

Insomniac individuals

God damn

That's a lot of demis 4 one class

Kirby

OMFG DID SHINSOU JUST MAKE A PUN

Zuko

~Moving on~

Like our whole class is some shade of rainbow

that's a lot for one class

Alien Queen

wait!

Hagakure is straight

YOU CAN'T SEE ME (John Cena)

Sadly :,(

I have to deal with straight guys

Froggie

L

could never be me

YOU CAN'T SEE ME (John Cena)

shut up lesbian

Froggie

rude

Alien Queen

I'm pretty sure that's gotta be Homophobic right?

Broccoli

THAT'S HATE CRIME

Sparky

Jail ! Jail ! JAIL FOR A HUNDRED YEARS

Kirby

Get her boys!

ClassDad

*Pulls out handcuffs*

Spiderman

K I N K Y

Kirby

OMFG

Froggie

Crying

Alien Queen

wheezing

Sparky

throwing up

ClassDad

I'm never joining you guys again

Kirby

BUT DAD I-

I

I

I

*Incorrigible sobbing*

ClassDad

fine. I'll join in in Other group chats.

Kirby

Eh good enough

Alien Queen

I wanna know why Sero's mind went there?

Spiderman

no reason

Insomniac individual

It's cause he's into it

He'd fuck a murderer probably

Sparky

lol 

Spiderman

WHAT

NOOOOOO

I WOULD NEVER

...

ACTUALLY DEPENDS

IS THE MURDERER HOT

Froggie

I don't know?

Is iida hot ?

Spiderman

yes and?

Kirby

ladies and gentlemen we got him!

Spiderman

Wait waht?

Sparky

what he saibd

ClassDad

FOR THE LAST TIME!

NO ONE DIED!

IT WAS ONLY ATTEMPTED!

AT MOST COULD BE CONSIDERED ASSULT!

BUT NO CHARGES WERE PRESSED SO IT IS FINE!

Alien Queen

Iiida you waht?

ClassDad

Nothing.

Nothing Happened.

Broccoli

What happens in the dark spooky alley with pools of blood 

STAYS in the dark spooky alley with pools of blood

Insomniac individual

sorry guys

looks like you ain't getting the story today.

But on the brightside we found out that Sero would fuck a murderer and thinks Iida is hot?

Kirby

Oh yeah he did say that

ClassDad

Calm down. I am sure Sero was kidding.

Spiderman

I was yes.

ClassDad

See?

Alien Queen

I've got my eye on you Sero

Spiderman

what mina?

Alien Queen

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

Kirby has changed Spiderman's name to Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

Nice. Thanks Ochako.

Zuko

I could feel the sarcasm through the screen

Broccoli

We all could yes.

Kirby

Where did Denki just run to?

ClassDad

Shinsou offered him cuddles

I think Monoma is also there?

Insomniac individual

He is yes.

It's couple tijok

Alien Queen

'tijok'?

Insomniac individual

sorry Denki just tackled me

Broccoli

Ur stomach okay?

Insomniac individual

I'm good for now

Kirby

ENJOY THE CUDDLES

Insomniac individual

I will thanks

gtg see ya

*Finger salute*

Spotify 2.0

Denki's rubbing off on him

Alien Queen

Lurker

Spotify 2.0

half the class are lurking stfu

ClassMom

We are yes.

I got a lot of hands ig

Yep

Disney princess

WE ARE :)

Darkness my old friend

Correct

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

YES SIREEEE

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Alien Queen

ITS PRIDE MONTH BITCHES LETS FUCKING GO!!!

SHOUT OUT TO THE LESBIANS @Froggie @ClassMom

SHOUT OUT TO THE FUCKING GAYS! @Insomniac individual @Zuko @LORD EXPLOSION MURDER @*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

SHOUT OUT TO THE BISEXUAL BITCHES! BI-TCHES IF U WILL ! @Spotify 2.0  @Sparky @Broccoli @Kirby @ Sharky

SHOUT OUT TO THE AROACES MYSELF INCLUDED! @Disney princess @Bakerman

SHOUT OUT TO THE DEMIS! @ClassDad @ Darkness my old friend @ I got a lot of hands ig @ I whip ma tail back and forth i whip ma tail back and forth

SHOUT OUT TO WHATEVER THE FUCK SERO IS!

and a mention to Hagakure ig

YOU CAN'T SEE ME (John Cena)

THAT'S MEAN

Alien Queen

ITS PRIDE MONTH HAGAKURE STFU

Kirby

Sorry but she's right

YOU CAN'T SEE ME (John Cena)

Ik I'm still sad though

not only do I gotta deal with straight guys, but I also get this treatment

Is there a way to turn gay?/jk

Froggie

Hmmm

listen to Chappell Roan

Kirby

Simp for Soyeon

MY QUEEN

Zuko

Are we turning Hagakure gay?

Broccoli

YES

SPREAD THE GAY AGENDA

Zuko

Wait I'm gay

I wasn't informed on what our agenda was?

What's our list

Insomniac individual

WORLD DOMINATION

Sparky

Did u know there are more asexuals than people in Denmark?

Darkness my old friend

So we can conquer Denmark ?

Insomniac individual

YES

THE WORLD CONQUEST STARTS WITH DENMARK

Froggie

Can I join in?

I'll bring snacks!

Kirby

BRING UR BROWNIES

PLEASE I BEG

UR FROGGIE BROWNIES ARE THE BEST

I WOULD LITERALLY PROPOSE TO U IF IT MEANT UR BROWNIES EVERYDAY

Froggie

I wouldn't be opposed to that actually

Broccoli

When's the wedding?

ClassDad

Slooow down. Ask her on a date first.

Kirby

Tsuyu will u go on a date w me?

Froggie

Platonically or...?

Kirby

Romantic

Froggie

This isn't a joke right

Kirby

No

Froggie

Then yes

<3

Kirby

<3

OMFG I ACTUALLY DID IT

Sparky

LETS GO LESBIANS

ClassMom

*+ a Bi

Broccoli

Excellent work Sapphics

That's what we like to see

Alien Queen

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

A WLW PAIR WOHOOO

Sharky

Hey guys will u all go to pride w me?

Sparky

YES

Insomniac individual

Duh

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

DO U EVEN NEED TO ASK U STUPID SHITTY HAIR

Kirby

Ofc

Broccoli

I was planning on going anyway

ClassDad

Me and Momo have a float actually.

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy

WAIT FR???

ClassMom

Yes.

Spotify 2.0

And would we all fit on it by any chance?

ClassDad

Yes.

Kirby

OMG WE'RE GOING TO BE *IN* THE PARADE

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

The power of rich people

Insomniac Individual

POPS IS ON THE FUCKING UA ROOF

Sparky

MIC IS DOING WHAT

Insomniac individual

HE'S IN A FUCKING PAN FLAG ON THE ROOF BLASTING QUEEN

Froggie

LMAO

Alien Queen

KING

Insomniac individual

Dad's also up there to make sure he doesn't fall

Spotify 2.0

Bro ur parents are THE  LGBT power couple

Insomniac individual

Ikr

Sparky

I'M ON MY WAY TO JOIN MIC

Insomniac individual

SHIT SHIT WAIT FOR ME

DON'T U DARE FALL

Sparky

I'LL BE FINE

NEITO'S W ME

Insomniac individual

THAT DOESN'T REASSURE ME

Broccoli

RUN HITOSHI RUN

Insomniac individual

I AM BITCH

Zuko

I'm videoing Denki on the roof

Insomniac individual

STOP HIM THEN

Zuko

no :)

ClassMom

Lol he's blasting boy bi.

ClassDad

That is appropriate.

Insomniac individual

HOW MANY OF U ARE THERE WATCHING?!

Zuko

Just the Rich kids

Broccoli

He's video calling the rest of the squad tho

Kirby

He isssssss

Froggie

Denki's giving it his all

Insomniac individual

I'M RUNNING BACK TO UA CAMPUS AS FAST AS I CAN

Alien Queen

Where were u b4 ?

Insomniac individual

IT DOESN'T MATTER

ERI WAS VIDEO-CALLING TO SHOW POPS ON THE ROOF

BUT NOW IM FUCKING RUNNING

Zuko

Oh Hey they switched songs

Broccoli

That's not the original lyrics to let it go...

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

I PREFER THIS ONE THO

FUCK IT ALL

FUCK IT ALL

ClassDad

Denki just yelled swan dive.

I'm concerned.

Insomniac individual

I'M ALMOST THERE

STOP HIM

Zuko

No

:)

Darkness my old friend

this is why I enjoy being in this class

Spotify 2.0

Who needs netflix when u got this shit?

Kirby

DENKI JUST JUMPED GUYS

Froggie

OMG HITOSHI CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME

IT'S LIKE A FUCKING K-DRAMA

Broccoli

NEITO'S CHUCKING CONFETTI AND FLOWER PETALS OVER THEM

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

YES BESTIE SLAY

ClassDad

{Video of the above situation}

I presumed you would want a video? 

Alien Queen

YES THANK YOU

SOMEONE MAKE AN EDIT

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

ON IT!

Dadzawa

All of you please be quiet

There are 3 loud blondes already

I do not need more

Sharky

GUYS I THINK I GOT A DATE?!?!

Alien Queen

WAIT WTF WITH WHO??!?!

Sharky

Tetsutetsu

but I'm not sure if it's actually a date or?

Alien Queen

WAIT I thought you were already dating?

Sharky

I wish

Kirby

Those two are 'no homo bro- proceeds to do something extremely gay'

Froggie

YES

OMG 

THEY ARE

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

I GOT THE ROLE

Spotify 2.0

In...?

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

THE PRIDE MONTH PLAY

I GOT CAST AS HAWKS

Kirby

LMAO

HAWKS

Darkness my old friend

I'm texting him that

Froggie

Why can i actually see that working quite well?

Spotify 2.0

It's an oddly good fit

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Insomniac individual

Its so fucking weird getting Lore updates about ur parents' exes and shit

Broccoli

Bitch you don't even know the half of it

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

What Deku said

Alien Queen

Wait a minute...

Did Bakugo not use all caps for once

Broccoli

Like I said

You don't even know the fucking Half of our parents lore

Kirby

what do u mean by 'our parents'

Zuko

Hey guys, yk how we had that whole 'Endmight' thing a few days ago

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

Yeah I remember

Zuko

turns out my dad did date All Might

Broccoli

WHAT 

Kirby

THE 

Frogie

ACTUAL

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

FUCK

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

Wait it's canon???

Kirby

Wait does that mean ur dad fucked the teacher?

Broccoli

JESUS 

Zuko

HOLY SHIT MY DAD FUCKED MY TEACHER

Insomniac individual

It's fine

My dad fucked my teacher

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

STFU BOTH OF UR PARENTS ARE TEACHERS

Insomniac individual

*Middle finger emoji*

Froggie

My mother fucked my teacher in middle school

it was traumatising

Sharky

At least you don't have to see them anymore?

Froggie

My mom married him

He's now my step-dad

Kirby

New parent aquired?

Broccoli

Hitoshi when Aizawa adopted him

Insomniac individual

Real

Sparky

I have several sets of parents

ClassDad

Elaborate on that for us will you?

Sparky

Okay I got my birth mother + Her GF+ Her husband

My legal mother who's single

My legal dad who got divorced from my mother + His never ending train of short-term partners

My Legal Dad's two exes who got together and act like a set of parents for me

EraserMic who can be counted as my parents in law

Kirby

GODDAMN

DEKI WTH

Sparky

HEhehehehehhehehhehehehe

Insomniac individual

If propose to Denki I need to get permission from all of them#

Froggie

LMAO

BETTER GET STARTED LOVERBOY

Zuko

WAIT

HOW DO U DECIDE WHO PROPOSES???!??!

ClassDad

You don't I suppose, It is just who proposes first

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

SO WHAT I'M HEARING IS THAT IT'S A COMPETITION

ClassMom

I suppose so?

Broccoli

KACCHAN AND SHOTO PLEASE MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN ON EARTH AND MARRY ME

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

MARRY ME FUCKING BOYFRIENDS

Zuko

Midoriya and Bakugo would you do the honour of marrying me?

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

GODDAM IT DEKU

I WANTED TO BE FIRST

Broccoli

TOO BAD SO SAD

CRY ME A RIVER

anyways what's the answer

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

AFTER THAT?

NO I WILL NOT MARRY YOU

Zuko

I will!

Broccoli

Looks like it's just me and Shoto getting married

*Ring emoji*

Zuko

*Hand taking ring emoji*

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

YOU BITCHES DID NOT

Broccoli

Ochako will u be my best woman?

Zuko

Iida will u be my best man?

Kirby

YESSSSS

ClassDad

I'd be honoured.

Froggie

I DIBS BRIDESMAID AND ERI AS FLOWER GIRL

Sparky

OMG ERI WOULD BE SUCH A CUTE FLOWER GIRL

Insomniac individual

U are so right

Spotify 2.0

I'll be the DJ

ClassMom

I could be the mother of the bride?

Insomniac individual

MY DAD COULD ACT AS FATHER OF THE BRIDE

CONSIDERING YOU DON'T HAVE ONE

Broccoli

YESSSSSS

Aizawa

You are all aware that you are underage and Gay marriage is illegal in Japan yes?

Zuko

An engagement has no age limit

Also Izuku choose a country that has legalised gay marriage

We can have a destination wedding

Kirby

Wait does that mean we all have to buy plane tickets?

Zuko

Nah, I think my dad's Credit card will be good enough

works for everything else in life

Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

#MATERIALGWORL

Zuko

*nails emoji*

Kirby

SLAYYYYY RICH BITCH

Sharky

Uh guys?

I think Bakubro is sulking?

Sparky

LMAO

Broccoli

Probably because we are planning a wedding without him

BIG BABY YOU SAID NO

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

BECAUSE I WANTED TO PROPOSE YOU BASTARD

Insomniac individual

HEY!

No need to rub in the fatherlessness

Kirby

LMFAO I CAN'T

DERGVBWHJNHGVDSWSHJBCDBHBHDC

Broccoli

Either you accept my proposal...OR FUCKING DIE A SPINISTER 

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

WE'RE OVER

Broccoli

NICE TRY YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME BITCH

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

ME?!??!

STUCK WITH YOU!?!?!

NO

YOUR STUCK WITH ME

Zuko

* You're

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!?!

Zuko

*Shrug emoji*

Froggie

A match made in heaven everybody

Darkness my old friend

I appear to have made a mistake

Broccoli

Tokoyami what did u do?

Hawks has been added to the chat

Hawks

HEY EVERYBODY

IT'S ME YA BOY THE N0.2 HERO HAWKS

Darkness my old friend

Run...

Zuko

Hello?

Hawks

Shoto I'm assuming?

Sorry about last night?

Zuko

Do not bring it up

I am attempting to erase it from my memory

Hawks

That's fair

HEY THE GUY PLAYING ME IN THE PRIDE MONTH PLAY IS HERE

WHAT'S UP DUDE?

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

BONJOUR MISOURE HAWKS

ClassMom

That's not how u spell it?

ClassDad

Unfortunately I don't think he cares

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

c'EST tRuE

Kirby

i just realised that the most comon hair colour in our class is blonde

Froggie

Denki, Ojiro, Bakugo, Shoji, Aoyama

Zuko

what about black?

Sero, Momo, Tokoyami, Sato

Spotify 2.0

does Tokoyami count???

Broccoli

Let's not open that can of worms

Sparky

WAIT TOKOYAMI DO YOU EAT WORMS

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

OF COURSE HE DOESN'T DUMBASS

WHAT YOU THINK FROG-GIRL OVER HERE EATS FLIES!?!?!?

Sparky

It was just a question *One tear emoji*

Froggie

Can confirm I eat flies sometimes

Darkness my old friend

I did try worms as a kid-switched to bugs after

Sparky

YES 

YES

YES

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

WHAT THE HELLS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS

Broccoli

sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this is broaching into dangerous teritory

Kachan shut up

LORD EXPLOSION MURDER

YOU

I

UHM

...

Hawks

#Gagged

Zuko

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Kirby

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Froggie

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Spotify 2.0

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Broccoli

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Sparky

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Sharky

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Darkness my old friend

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Wouldn't you like to know tapeboy?

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ClassMom

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ClassDad

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Alien Queen

#Gagged

*Mister French fancy pants (With an accent) *

#Gagged