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Summary:

A dating app message exchange where Stevie claps back at a fuck boy.

Notes:

This fic was inspired by that guy who shows up in your dating app DMs thinking he’s all that and then gets nasty when you aren’t interested. I changed one small detail to make it more Stevie but what you’re about to read is a legit word for word experience I had a few days ago. I left in his horrible grammar.

Special thanks to AWorldOfDreams for helping me brainstorm Stevie’s username!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

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TeeBone
Hey! you’re cute!

BansheeOnAPlane
Thank you.

TeeBone
So what are you looking for on here

BansheeOnAPlane
Ideally a relationship but I’m open to casual dating.

TeeBone
So a consistent fwb? Really good fucks?

BansheeOnAPlane
Is that what I said?

TeeBone
I just want to meet up fuck hang for an hour and then repeat

BansheeOnAPlane
Ok. You can move onto someone else, then.

TeeBone
You know this is a sex app right?
Good luck finding anyone to cuddle or hang with you or get to know you on here. People want to explore kinks and fuck

BansheeOnAPlane
Actually, *you’re* using it as a sex app. And I have found plenty of interested guys on here.

TeeBone
Ok well you have options for what you want

BansheeOnAPlane
No shortage.

TeeBone
What were the last two people you spoken to on this app like

BansheeOnAPlane
You should really learn how to handle rejection better. It’s not a cute look.

TeeBone
I asked a question

BansheeOnAPlane
It was very defensive. And huffy.

TeeBone
No it wasn’t maybe that’s your perception What were they like?

BansheeOnAPlane
Run it by another female and see what they say.

TeeBone
I expect an attitude from a hot woman not a women like you.

BansheeOnAPlane
Hahaha. Now he’s got insults.
You’re a 7 at best.

TeeBone
Coming from someone who is stumpy and soft looking And you look like a dyke in that plaid shirt.

BansheeOnAPlane
Yet you messaged me so you must be pretty desperate if that’s your opinion of me.

TeeBone
At a closer look at your pics
Im sure the last 2 or even 3 people you last chatted with think the same

TeeBone has left the chat

Notes:

I hope this brought some levity, awareness, and solidarity to what women have to deal with. As always, thanks for reading and much love to all! ❤️

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