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"Yeah, this baby right here may seem cute, but secretly it's a—!”
"Lucifer, what the actual hell is all of this?"
Said man in question looked over his shoulder and stared at the other six sins as he showcased his rubber ducks. Lucifer poured his heart and soul into making these little critters, of course he wanted to show them off!
"What do you mean?" The King raised a suspicious eyebrow.
The Sin of Sloth sighed, "Don't you have more important duties? Not saying this sin't cool, but it just seems… Excessive?"
Beelzebub shrugged, "I think it's pretty neat, if I do say so myself! I encourage this, Lucifer."
Lucifer smiled brightly at Beelzebub's comment and nodded. He gave her a thumbs up before turning his full body to the rest of the group. He extended his arms out while both of his hands cupped the rubber duck gently.
"Ya know, these fuckers are pretty nice. Mind if I make copies and sell em?" Mammon leaned closer to the object.
Lucifer nodded enthusiastically, "Yes, I do mind!”
Another voice cuts in, "Lucifer, this behavior is not fit for a King."
Said King glanced up and saw Satan frowning at him. Lucifer glared, "Excuse me?"
Satan stepped forward until he was face to face with the shorter, "I think this obsession of yours is getting out of hand. It is childish, and not very suiting for The Sin of Pride."
Leviathan backed away from the duo, "Little harsh, no?"
The Sin of Wrath shook his head, "No. Listen, Lucifer you need to—!"
He paused in the middle of his sentence when he saw Lucifer slowly cranking his head up to look directly in his eyes. Then he slowly raised his arms until the duck's beady eyes and orange beck was pointing straight in his face. Then, Lucifer pressed his thumbs down on the duck's body, and a wide-range of blazing fire shot into Satan's face.
"Oh, fucking, God!" Satan covered his face with his arms as e stumbled away.
”Fucker, don’t you dare bring my Dad into this!” Lucifer snarked harshly.
Belphegor nodded, “You never bring up family to the disowned child.”
Beelzebub's jaw dropped, "Holy shit, dude is getting absolutely flamed."
The fire blew hot, bright flames lit up the room. Bravely, Asmodeus stalked up to Lucifer and put a hand on his shoulder, “I think you got him. The smoke alarm is going off right now.”
Lucifer looked up at The Sin, and stopped his attack of fire after a few seconds, but then he quickly dropped his duck and summoned a sharp knife. He maliciously glanced at the other sins with a huge grin.
"Have any of you ever tried goat meat?"
The switch of absolute rage to pure cooking intent was so quick. Beelzebub peeked up at the mention of goat meat, even Leviathan glanced with curiosity. Lucifer spun the very dangerous weapon between his fingers, the metal gleaming in the light.
The King then pointed the knife to Satan, who was lying on the floor somehow. He waved the knife around like it wasn't a weapon, "Because I think tonight is your lucky night."