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1. An Ancient Breed of Exhibition: Coming Soon to a Museum Near You by rythyme (pugglemuggle)

   Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jan 2016

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Merlin/Arthur Pendragon
   • Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
   • Gwaine/Percival (Merlin)
   • Gwen/Morgana (Merlin)
   • Merlin (Merlin)
   • Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
   • Gwaine (Merlin)
   • Percival (Merlin)
   • Gwen (Merlin)
   • Guinevere
   • Morgana (Merlin)
   • how the hell do i even tag this
   • Museums
   • Sex Toys
   • Medieval Sex Toys
   • Dildos
   • Butt Plugs
   • tour guides
   • British Museum
   • Summer Pornathon 2015
   • Humor
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • honestly this fic is just really hard to explain

   Summary

   “Hello! Welcome to the Trinity Museum of Arthurian History! Oh, um.... No.... That's, uh, definitely not a dildo...."

   (Or, their sex toys have ended up in a museum, and now a poor tour guide has to pretend like these artifacts aren't exactly what they look like.)

   Series

   • Part 2 of Merlin One-Shot Collection - Summer Pornathon

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   English

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