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An Ancient Breed of Exhibition: Coming Soon to a Museum Near You by rythyme (pugglemuggle)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
16 Jan 2016
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“Hello! Welcome to the Trinity Museum of Arthurian History! Oh, um.... No.... That's, uh, definitely not a dildo...."
(Or, their sex toys have ended up in a museum, and now a poor tour guide has to pretend like these artifacts aren't exactly what they look like.)
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An Ancient Breed of Exhibition: Coming Soon to a Museum Near You by RyNSFW (pugglemuggle)
work id: 5726422“Hello! Welcome to the Trinity Museum of Arthurian History! Oh, um.... No.... That's, uh, definitely not a dildo...."
(Or, their sex toys have ended up in a museum, and now a poor tour guide has to pretend like these artifacts aren't exactly what they look like.)
Rating: E • Words: 769 • Chapters: 1/1
#merthur / perwaine / morgwen #Crack #Humor #Anal Sex & Fingering #Medieval Sex Toys...er, No they're not Sex Toys, they're...um, saddle horns...and apothecary tools......and elongated spears.........