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It was a warm sunny day and Oliver dialtown was going to Dialtowns local Mcdonalds.
“Oh yes, Mcdonalds sounds wonderful. I hope nothing bad happens.” Oliver Dialtown said as he opened the doors to the Mcdonalds, where Bo Burnham was giving birth, Thomas Jefferson and Whizzer Brown were hooking up, and Chonny Jash was eating a burger next to Will Wood as Pet Symmetry played in the background. “Oh yes this is a totally normal day and nothing bad will happen!” Oliver Dialtown said as he waltzed up to order station thing (I forgot what it was called…)
“Welcome to Mcdonalds, what can I get for ya?” Leon Tremblay from the hit game 811 said. “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….. I’ll get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a quarter pounder with no cheese and nothing else but the patties like no bread or anything.” Oliver Dialtown said while hitting the griddy slowly like the alpha he is. “Okay that’ll be uhh 500 dollars.” Leon Tremblay from the hit game 811 said. “ZOO WEE MAMA!!!” Oliver Dialtown said while reaching in his pocket for a paperclip cause they cost the same amount right? Oliver Dialtown pays for the quarter pounder and Leon Tremblay from the hit game 811 hands him the number tag thing and Oliver dialtown griddys to a table and sits next to Bowtie0 from the hit server Jashverse 2.0 and Vesper from the other hit server The jasher power hour.
“So erm!!!! Are yall skibidi?” Oliver Dialtown asks. “Typical beta behavior….” Vesper says while signaling for Bowtie0 and him to leave.
“ORDER NUMBER 69? QUARTER POUNDER NO BUN NOTHING ON IT?” Bill Cipher from the hit tv show gravity falls screams across the mcdonalds. “Thats me!” Oliver Dialtown griddys over to the counter accidentally trampling Neo/Sam69 from the hit server jashverse 2.0 in the process. “Uh yea thats my food buckeroo dont even try.” Anyways vro griddys over to the counter but just as he was about to grab his delicious food…. Don Pollos dogs bust open the doors and the doors crush chonny jash and will wood who were eating together. “IS THAT….DON POLLOS DOGS?!?!?!?!?!?!” Oliver Dialtown screams in terror as Bill Cipher from the hit tv show gravity falls and Leon Trembley from the hit game 811 sprint out the drive thru window. And just as Oliver dialtown was about to follow the two.. One of Don Pollos dogs sprints up to Oliver dialtown and eats him in one mega bite. And then, when everyone thought that was that……. The dogs start eating the entire mcdonalds with everyone inside…
“Oh mein gott!!!!! That is spooky story oh noes..” Ryker Dublin from the hit game 811 said while taking off his headphones as a message on the bus intercom thing turned on. “ ATTENTION PASSENGERS. WE WILL BE ARRIVING IN LIKE………………………1 SECOND BRACE FOR IMPACT UPON STOPPING THIS BUS DOESNT WORK RIGHT AND I PISSED IN THE GAS TANK FOR IT TO RUN AND IT KINDA WORKED IG….. SIMON OUT FOR NOW.” The intercom practically screeched across the bus before the bus came to a sharp stop sending Ryker and all of the passengers flying forward. “OKAY CHAT WERE HERE JUST LIKE GET OFF IN LESS THEN A MINUTE OR YOUR GOING TO THE NEXT STOP IN…..BRITIAN?????” The intercom screeched once more as Ryker and the other passengers got off of the bus. And as Rkyer walked out, there was a beated up, probably half eaten, scratched sign that said “WELCOME TO DIALTOWN” also with the words “you fucks” written in red spray paint obviously melting off from heat or something idk its dialtown.. Anyways Ryker enters dialtown like the sigma he is and just kinda slightly mutters smthn along the lines of “Its time to fight god..”