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GC: 118 extended fam (118 + Athena, May, Maddie, Karen)
Buck: *sends attachment*
Buck: do u guys think it’s weird that this actor is like. preying on his fans
Hen: Buck I don’t think that’s the right term for this situation
Hen: But you’re so right because what even was that interaction
Athena: I believe we have a case of a parasocial internet relationship. It’s a dangerous game to be playing.
Athena: However, this is sus at most. We don’t need to encourage cancel culture.
Ravi: whoa
Hen: probie you’ve known that Athena has a young daughter that teaches her these things
May: nope, not taking credit
Hen: ??
May: you’re telling me no one knows the real reason
Athena: May, we’ve talked about this. Remember our deal.
May: mom they literally would be fine with knowing that you have
Ravi: may?
Hen: May?
Eddie: Guess Athena got to her. RIP
Buck: eddie don’t say rip like that
Buck: can we get back to the tweet please??? WHO tf thinks this is normal
Buck: what if they were a minor
Buck: oh my god someone should intervene
Chimney: Don’t even think about it
Buck: BUT CHIM HE COULD BE SOLICITIGN LITERAL CHILDREN
Buck: ACTUAL BABIES
Chimney: Ok first of all, they don’t let babies use the internet
Chimney: And second, that’s quite the leap just from this one interaction
Ravi: to be fair buck does have freakish giraffe legs
Buck: i’ll get the fucking chainsaw probie
Ravi: gotta blast
Private messaging between Eddie and Buck
Eddie: I happen to love your giraffe legs
Buck: thanks man
Eddie: Don’t call me man, your dick was in my mouth this morning
Private messaging between Buck and Tommy
Buck: *sends attachment*
Buck: you look like this actor
Tommy: And?
Buck: just wanted to give my condolences for ur face
Buck: 🙏🏻
GC: 118 Nightmare Squad (Buck, Eddie, Hen, Ravi and Chimney)
Chimney: Evan Buckley
Hen: 🙀
Ravi: 🍿🍿🥤
Buck: what
read at 2:34pm
Buck: WHAT
Buck: HELLO
Chimney: Sorry my phone died
Chimney: EVAN BUCKLEY
Buck: yes im still fucking present
Buck: what is it
Chimney: Your sister informed me of some very INTERESTING intel this morning over breakfast
Chimney: Is there something you’d like to share with the class?
Buck: not particularly
Chimney: Then allow me
Chimney: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been brought to my attention that our own Evan Buckley and Eddie Diaz were found
Chimney: Wait for it
Ravi: hello?
Hen: Not again
Hen: We’re never gonna know now, Buck’s murdering him as we speak
Eddie: Well, no
Hen: ????
Eddie: Buck’s sitting on him
Ravi: STOP FUCKING TEXTING AND RECORD IT DAMMIT
Private messaging between Buck and Maddie
Buck: what the hell mads
Buck: you told chim??????
Buck: i confided in u when i was very vulnerable and drunk and maybe a little hangry
Maddie: Buck
Buck: it’s just that it’s been so nice to be with eddie these last few weeks without everyone prying
Maddie: Buck.
Buck: and eddie is still trying to fix things with chris so we’ve been extra careful
Maddie: BUCK
Buck: sorry please proceed
Maddie: I didn’t ‘tell’ him anything. Not at first
Buck: what does that mean
Maddie: You realize he was home that night, right?
Buck: yeah but he was in the back with Jee
Maddie: You’re not exactly quiet when you’re drunk
Buck: rude
Maddie: Anyways
Maddie: I didn’t realize just how much he heard until he asked me this morning. Straight up full eye contact and everything
Buck: ew
Maddie: I can’t lie to him, Buck. You know that
Buck: sigh yeah i do
Buck: i’ll talk to eddie tonight and see how he’d feel about telling everyone
Maddie: I really didn’t mean to force your hand, I am sorry for that
Maddie: But I’m still really happy for you two ❤️
Buck: ❤️
GC: 118 (Bobby, Hen, Buck, Eddie, Chimney, Ravi)
Buck: Attention Station 118
Chimney: No need to use the building’s government name damn
Buck: i’ll q word
Buck: don’t test me
Bobby: Hello Buck. Please don’t say the Q word. - Bobby Nash
Hen: Buck please spit it out
Buck: ok fine
Buck: Eddie and i are dating !!!!!!!!!
*message sent with confetti effect*
Ravi: this was common knowledge i fear
Chimney: AHA
Chimney: I still can’t believe you bruised my spleen just to tell everyone what I found out a few days after the fact
Hen: Oh my god you are one of the best paramedics I know and you still said that with your whole chest
Chimney: wait a minute
Chimney: probie
Ravi: yes dad
Chimney: common knowledge???
Eddie: I was also hoping we’d circle back to that
Buck: yeah Ravi wtf
Bobby: I was not notified prior to this, so if Ravi is telling the truth, a meeting may need to be scheduled to discuss further. - Bobby Nash
Buck: no seriously cap its a new development
Ravi: wait rly
Ravi: so you’re telling me they just ACT LIKE THAT?
Buck: hey ):
Eddie: Don’t listen to him Buck, we act completely normal
Hen: Okay let’s pretend you two have ever been fucking normal towards each other
Hen: You’re telling me that you only JUST figured your shit out recently
Buck: in my defense i had a boyfriend
Ravi: see i just thought you and Eddie had an agreement
Eddie: Okay, this conversation is officially over. Buck and I are dating. We have been for 5 weeks. Cap, we’ll schedule a meeting with you and HR if need be
Buck: my boyfriend is so cute when hes protecting me
Bobby: Thank you, Eddie. I’ll let you both know when the meeting is scheduled. Congratulations you two! - Bobby Nash
GC: shhhh don’t tell (Ravi, Hen, Chimney, Athena)
Ravi: ok who won
Athena: Bobby and I had our money on Valentine’s Day, so we lost.
Chimney: Hen said I was disqualified because I was eavesdropping on Buck and Maddie
Ravi: technically it’s ur house too I think ur still in it
Hen: Dammit Ravi
Chimney: THEN I WIN
Chimney: I shall collect my winnings this weekend at your new place, Athena
Athena: Word.