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1. My Life Sucks, so I'll Go for the Guy Who Actually Sucks by TellCherHesGone

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Deacon Brucke/Reader
   • Deacon Brucke
   • Reader
   • Original Characters
   • Viago (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Vladislav (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Katherine (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Creampie
   • Vampires
   • Biting
   • Age Difference
   • Witches
   • Demons
   • Partying
   • Intimacy
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Casual Sex
   • Telepathy
   • Tenderness
   • Dancing
   • POV First Person
   • A lot of kissing
   • Making Out
   • Nipple Play
   • Intense Orgasm
   • Older Man/Younger Woman
   • Panties to the side
   • Drinking
   • Technically drunk sex
   • Banter
   • Praise Kink
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vampires are bad at math
   • Jealousy
   • Teasing
   • Mild Blood
   • Flying Sex
   • Yearning
   • Breast Play
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Complicated Relationships
   • Hand Jobs
   • Dirty Talk
   • Being Walked In On
   • Light Bondage
   • Porn With Plot
   • Outdoor Sex
   • Exhibitionism
   • Telepathic Sex
   • petty arguing
   • Mentions of bestiality but it's not depicted
   • Magic
   • No use of y/n
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Missionary Position
   • mentions of nazis
   • Female Reader-Insert
   • Cunnilingus
   • Face-Sitting
   • Ass eating if you squint
   • Light Spanking
   • Cum Eating

   Summary

   Fresh out of my coven and a shitty situationship, I was looking forward to a great time at The Unholy Masquerade. What wishful thinking that had been. As my demonic ex-boyfriend tried to coax me onto the dance floor, I sip my glass of Witches Brew, scanning the crowd of paranormal partygoers for an out.

   And then my eyes landed on “Him.” With his crookedly fanged smile, layered chains, and tight leather pants, I thought, “Perfect.”
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   (A oneshot turned Porn with Plot, basically. Kinks labeled in each chapter if you want to skip ahead.)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   33,463

   Chapters:

   5/?

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   Kudos:

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