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4:18 A.M > Joey: shelby
4:18 A.M > Joey: shelby
4:18 A.M > Joey: SHELBY
4:19 A.M > Shelby: its 4 am
4:19 A.M > Shelby: why r u up. go back to sleep
4:19 A.M > Joey: why are YOU awake then huh
4:20 A.M > Shelby: forgot to study
4:20 A.M > Joey: LOLL IMAGINE
4:22 A.M > Joey: haha ok you can come back now
4:22 A.M > Joey: shelby
4:23 A.M > Joey: SHELBY PLEASE
4:23 A.M > Shelby: musta been the wind
4:23 A.M > Joey: ok fuck you
4:23 A.M > Joey: but i have a question to ask
4:24 A.M > Shelby: ok
4:24 A.M > Shelby: as long as its not illegal
4:25 A.M > Joey: ?
4:25 A.M > Joey: when have i EVER asked you to commit a crime
4:25 A.M > Shelby: i have receipts
4:25 A.M > Joey: ok WHATEVER.
4:25 A.M > Joey: so like
4:25 A.M > Joey: completely hypothetically
4:27 A.M > Shelby: are you typing a paragraph
4:27 A.M > Joey: OK LOOK
4:27 A.M > Joey: ITS COMPPLICATED
4:27 A.M > Joey: so lets just say COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY that theres this guy. Girl in your case wtv. And you like completely hate him cuz hes like stupid n shit.
4:28 A.M > Joey: but then you guys like end up like idk kissing him at a party and you lowkey kinda like it. And then your drunk ass ends up spilling like your entire life story to him. All in the same night
4:28 A.M > Joey: so like. How would u deal with that
4:29 A.M > Joey: hypothetically
4:30 A.M > Shelby: okay wow
4:30 A.M > Shelby: uhm
4:30 A.M > Shelby: this is a very big situation
4:31 A.M > Joey: yk what else is big
4:33 A.M > Shelby: block button looking real nice rn!
4:33 A.M > Joey: JOKE JOKE JOKE THAT WAS A JOKE PLEASE HELP ME
4:34 A.M > Shelby: well HYPOTHETICALLY i would be like ‘oh okay so maybe i dont hate this person as much as i thought i did’
4:34 A.M > Shelby: and hypothetically if i was feeling really brave i would even be like ‘maybe i like this person’
4:35 A.M > Shelby: hypothetically
4:35 A.M > Joey: ok well dnt rub the hypothetical part in
4:35 A.M > Shelby: is it safe to say that this situation isnt very hypothetical
4:36 A.M > Joey: well
4:37 A.M > Shelby: is it safe to say that this guy just so happens to be
4:37 A.M > Shelby: well
4:37 A.M > Shelby: is it too early to say names
4:38 A.M > Joey: yes
4:38 A.M > Shelby: ok you-know-who
4:38 A.M > Joey: HES NOT VOLDEMORT???
4:38 A.M > Shelby: would u rather me call him by his name
4:38 A.M > Shelby: sssssccccooo
4:38 A.M > Joey: SHUT UP
4:38 A.M > Shelby: even his name is too much for you?
4:39 A.M > Joey: WHATEVER
4:39 A.M > Joey: so liek.
4:39 A.M > Joey: what do i do.
4:39 A.M > Shelby: is healthily communicating your feelings and talking it out with him an option
4:39 A.M > Joey: hell no
4:40 A.M > Shelby: i guess you’re gonna have to suffer then
4:40 A.M > Joey: ok whats a way to
4:40 A.M > Joey: solve the problem
4:40 A.M > Joey: but also like not talk to him
4:41 A.M > Shelby: never talking to him and avoiding him like the plague is always an option
4:41 A.M > Joey: ok bet
4:41 A.M > Shelby: that. Was sarcasm.
4:41 A.M > Shelby: dont actually do that
4:42 A.M > Shelby: dude just talk to him seriously
4:42 A.M > Shelby: joey
4:43 A.M > Shelby: did you fall asleep
4:43 A.M > Shelby: jeez is talking to him that hard
4:44 A.M > Joey: well yes !
4:44 A.M > Joey: u wouldnt get it you’re already in your perfect lovey dovey relationship
4:45 A.M > Shelby: joey.
4:45 A.M > Shelby: i have been pining over that woman for four years
4:45 A.M > Shelby: i think i get it
4:46 A.M > Joey: ok. Well
4:46 A.M > Shelby: im serious
4:46 A.M > Shelby: talk to him
4:46 A.M > Shelby: or suffer in silence and watch him move on to someone else right before your eyes and you’ll regret this moment for the rest of your life. Idk
4:47 A.M > Joey: ok now dont put it like that
4:47 A.M > Shelby: its the truth!
4:47 A.M > Joey: ok but what if he rejects me. What then huh
4:48 A.M > Shelby: well then yeah you’ll get rejected
4:48 A.M > Shelby: but its better than leaving your whole life in suspense and regret
4:48 A.M > Shelby: also you can create a cool like sad love song playlist
4:50 A.M > Joey: you know me too well
4:50 A.M > Shelby: i didn’t put up with you for my whole life just for nothing
4:50 A.M > Joey: i’ll talkto him. Later
4:50 A.M > Joey: eventually
4:50 A.M > Shelby: thats a start!
4:50 A.M > Shelby: ok leave i have to study
4:50 A.M > Joey: ???
4:51 A.M > Joey: the switchup. Ok
4:51 A.M > Joey: goodnight
4:51 A.M > Shelby: night!
7:43 A.M > Shelby: uhm what do you do when you accidentally swallow a bead
7:46 A.M > Joey: WHAT THE HELL.