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“Where’ve you been sneaking off to?” Draco asked, taking a treacle tart Harry was using as a peace offering.
Harry opened his mouth to lie, probably terribly. Draco raised a hand to stop him. “Actually, don’t bother. Umbridge has me reporting everything. Just... leave me out of it.”
“What sort of rules is she having you enforce?”
“No Quidditch after 8pm. No second helpings of dessert. No fraternising. No fight clubs.”
“Oh.” Harry said dejectedly.
“You started a fight club, didn’t you?”
“Yes.”
Draco sighed.
Harry perked up. “Wait! If we break all the rules, you can report those instead!”
“That is... such a stupid idea.” Pause. “I’m in.”
So they flew at 8:02pm. Ate triple dessert. And then, in front of Umbridge, Harry grabbed Draco by the collar and snogged him senseless.
Draco submitted his report redder than a lobster.
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I love this, this is so funny!
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Honestly simply just a hilarious crack fic
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