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The Plant Was Sparkly, Your Honor by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Aug 2025
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Summary
“Subject is exhibiting dramatic aphrodisiac-induced degradation,” Albedo said to no one in particular, jotting something down. “Also possible tendency toward poetic metaphor and compulsive flattery under stress.”
Kaeya whimpered. “Please,” he whispered, “say that again but slower.”
“I am trying to help you.”
“You’re writing dirty talk in your notebook and pretending it’s medicine.”
“You touched the plant, Kaeya.”
“You wore that fucking coat.”
“…What.”
“You know what I mean.” Kaeya’s gaze dropped to Albedo’s gloves, the thin line of wrist exposed beneath his rolled sleeves, and then lower, far lower. “God, everything about you is unfair.”
In which Kaeya touches the forbidden sex plant and Albedo has to do something about it. Thoroughly. Repeatedly. With data and copious amounts of edging.
Series
- Part 11 of Kaebedo / Albekae Oneshots & Fics