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your mom sold you to Malice Mizer for drug and alcohol money. by degenerate_otaku
Fandoms: Malice Mizer
24 Mar 2026
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y/n is just a normal, shy, petite girl, living in Japan, when one morning, she is told to get dressed quickly, as she is getting sold off! These mysterious guys are the members of a band that y/n doesn't even listen to, and she's supposed to help them understand how to perform for their target audience of weird young girls like her!?
but what y/n doesn't know is that they are all secretly vampires! what will she do!!?
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A crackfic inspired by classic One Direction and RPF yaoi fanfics!