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1. Wizards n' Weirdos. by ChucklesDaGoose

   Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M, Multi, Other
   • Work in Progress

   04 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Engineer & Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout/Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
   • Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
   • Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
   • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout (Team Fortress 2)
   • Demoman (Team Fortress 2)
   • Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
   • BLU Team (Team Fortress 2)
   • Original Team Fortress 2 Character(s)
   • Warlocks
   • Magic
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Slow Build
   • Demon Summoning
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Romance
   • Eventual Relationships
   • Blood and Violence
   • Gore
   • Alternate Universe - Magic
   • Demon Deals
   • Selectively Mute Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • Medical Procedures
   • Medic Is Not A Nazi (Team Fortress 2)
   • Medic Being Medic (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout Doesn't Know Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2)
   • Scout Has Issues (Team Fortress 2)
   • Team Bonding
   • Smart Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Other: See Story Notes
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Getting to Know Each Other
   • Sign Language
   • Wizards
   • Bad Parenting
   • Spy Is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2)
   • Smut
   • Magic-Users
   • Original Character(s)

   Summary

   It seemed like everyone had finally settled in on the RED team, except for one miserable outlier. An aging German Medic, that seemed to look over his patients with a stifled rage rather than any clinical curiosity. There were plenty of rumors floating around about him. Everyone thought he was an ex German militant that escaped after WWII thanks to his genius in medicine. As much as they hated having the RED medic around, there was no denying that the man was incredibly brilliant. It also meant that anyone who needed post battle healing would sooner bleed out than rap on the infirmary door. Even the bravest and most levelheaded avoided him.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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