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• if you have a wheelchair, he totally decks that thing out.
• like. free of charge too
• cool wheels, decorations, spiky handles so people don’t just randomly start pushing you
• i feel like gift giving is one of his love languages so he steals the chair for a bit and does all these cool things and is like
• “yeah I just did a few things no biggie”
• and is totally waiting for your reaction
• can usually tell when you’re in a bit too much pain or getting too exhausted
• makes up some stupid excuse to get you to go sit down
• when i tell you this man did RESEARCH.
• when he first got a crush on you and you told him you had EDS he had NOOOO fuckin idea what that was
• instant rush to the Apollo cabin
• ”hey what’s EDS”
• ”wait why”
• ”no reason haha. so uh what is it”
• DEFFF made you custom finger splints. made them cool too.
• sometimes gets a little too excited about something and forgets about your pain and stuff and can end up pushing you overboard and trigger something
• he feels SOOOO bad afterwards
• little puppy mode
• tries to cheer you up during flare ups
• even if he’s pissing you off and you just wanna be left alone
• “are you mad at me”
• ”no”
• ”are you sure”
• ”dude go away”
• ”but are you like 100% sure”
• probably has like a drawer full of stuff for you
• snacks, braces, ice packs, painkillers, band-aids ,(he only buys the Spider-Man ones prove me wrong) electrolytes, k-tape, you name it.
• ”hey Leo do you have-“
• that drawer FLIES open
• tell me he doesn’t give you a little kiss on the head when you’re all tucked in during a flare.
• tries his best to give you the most autonomy possible
• sometimes
• oh noooo you can’t stand…
• BRIDAL CARRY.
• he’s a skinny little bitch but he is DETERMINED
• even if you’re plus-sized (ESPECIALLY then) because he wants you to be comfortable and loved
• cannot for the LIFE OF HIM figure out what’s ableist
• he just looks at you and if you’re upset then he’s like
• ”hey man that wasn’t really nice >:(“
• if you’re heat intolerant (like me) then he tries SO HARD to keep you at a good temp. he gets so sad when he can’t cuddle tho bc you’re too hot
• “sigh…that’s what she said…”
• he actually says the word sigh prove me wrong
• he’s a giant loser
• if you’re too tired to self-propel he’s 100% gotchu
• y’know when you have a shopping cart and you push it a little and walk to catch up with it
• he did that once and you were NOT pleased
• also tokyo drifted you once but it was funny
• back on the topic of temperature intolerance….
• if you’re cold intolerant (..like me..) then he’s GOTCHU. 
• holding your hand the whole time
• also uses it as an excuse to just hug u
• ”wdym I’m warming you up..duh”
• dawg u ain’t slick
• also (tries to) do your hair when you’re too tired
• but he’s kinda bootycheeks at it
• anytime you go on a quest, he’s there
• ”just making sure you’ll be ok!!”
• suuuuuuureee
• whenever he falls asleep in the forge (has happened SEVERAL times)
• you just walk/roll in and are like “YO”
• ”WAKE UP”
• ”YOU SAID YOU’D COME TO BED AN HOUR AGO”
• or something like that
• and he’s like “oh shit”
• I feel like he’d do this stupid thing I do
• where whenever I mess up I do that Peabody and Sherman thing where Mr Peabody hypnotizes someone
• he’d do that little hand movement
• because he’s a LOSER
• man gives his shirts away to you like candy
• ”man none of my shirts really go with these jeans-“
• shirt flown at you max velocity
• even if it doesn’t go
• he tries
• he wears like a chb tshirt and jeans more than half the time alright???
• tries to sympathize with you
• y’know when animals copy your limp when you have one
• he’s like that
• ”bro my stomach hurts”
• ”omg me too” (liar)
• helps you take any medicines you need to take!! including t-shots and estrogen pills :)
• even though I feel like he’d be afraid of needles
• he tries
• if you’re like. in tears level pain he makes stupid jokes while panicking to try to ease the tension
• but he’s also hardcore freaking out because his partner is in pain and there’s no visible wound he can heal
• one time tried giving you ambrosia and nectar during a flare up to see if it would work
• essentially did the same as popping some extra-strength tylenol
• when you first explained k-tape he was like. super worried
• ”dude you can’t put tape on your skin you’ll rip it off”
• ”Leo it’s not that kind of tape”
• ”you’ll bleed :(“
• ”Leo”
• ”Leo it’s fabric tape”
• ”ohhhhhhhhh”
• even though he cannot for the life of him figure out what’s ableist, he can for sure see when doctors are gaslighting you.
• he ARGUES
• doctor says some bs like “oh yeah lose some weight and it’ll get better”
• ”no bc that literally doesn’t make sense how would weight be an issue?? that’s stupid”
• one time when you couldn’t move very well he made you hit the dougie
• he like. took your arms and made you hit it
• onetime you pulled the tendons in yr leg playing ctf and just. kept goinf
• and when he found out….ooh boy……