dirkrezispritesquared



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    Square Rooted by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    21 Nov 2025

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    You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.

    Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.

    Your head is horribly, horribly empty.

    The date is April 13th, 2009.

    How do you cope?

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    25 Nov 2025

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    just two bros carrying each others books by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    04 Mar 2023

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    Months post-game, things are settling down. Dave isn't sure what to do about Dirk following him around like a baby duck. Flirt with him?

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    25 Apr 2023

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    I can’t help falling... off this ladder and being rescued by you? That’s way too many syllables. by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    02 May 2021

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    The fall from the ladder only caused a concussion. The consequences of the rescue are much more severe. You definitely have a crush - a big one.

    [written to a lovely (sfw) kink meme prompt, which detailed sollux falling off a ladder at his shitty retail job and dave sitting with him while waiting for the ambulance, resulting in pale crushes. what it says on the tin, with some rogue world building & a shitty strider backstory thrown in.]

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    26 Aug 2023

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    Hands up! by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    27 Apr 2023

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    Based off of hands up, but only very slightly.

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    28 Apr 2025

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    Objectum/Conceptum stories by

    Fandom: BattleBots (TV), Original Work, The Backrooms - Anonymous on /x/

    05 Aug 2024

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    This is a Objecto-sexual/romantic and Concept-sexual/romantic series, focusing on exactly that!

    Feel free to send me request, suggestions and ideas and I might just write them ; ]
    You can talk to me and support me through Tumbler under the same name!

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    10 Jun 2023