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First Meeting by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: General Audiences
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander first meeting off ice during World Juniors.
Published: July 3, 2010
A/N - originally wrote in 2008, cross upload from livejournal account because this site is better. My english not so good but is better than when I wrote. I was 17 when I wrote. Do not flame me for underage. Help on english welcome.
Chapter 1
Ilya Rozanov, best and most winning hockey player in ever was in middle of nowere Canada for world juniors. He was smoking behind practice rink before bracket 3 when other person come. Rozanov was frustrated at interruption. Rink time big and very much and smoke break was very important routine.
Rozanov did not pay attention to first words spoken but shown hand to shake. Looking to other person, was Shane Hollander. Canadian captain that was also media talked about for tournament. Rozanov shook hand.
Hollander was very pretty. Even in stupid Canadian hat and big winter clothes. Smile was warm and beautiful. Face covered in pretty spots that looked like stars (A/N looked up word - freckles?). Made pretty shapes that danced when talking. Very good kiss making face.
No kiss happened.
Hollander talked more. Freckles stayed beautiful. How was so pretty boy going to be big scary hockey player? Skill yes, weak backhand, but scary for fights.
Rozanov and Hollander shook hands again. Rozanov promised he would win tournament, but was sure Hollander would be in final.
Comments:
NaruSasufan4821: You’re doing so good sweetie! I also used fics to get better at English and it really helped. Way more fun that way!
Guest: I was scared when I saw the pairing but written in 2008 makes a bit more sense! Can you imagine the biggest rivals ever being a ship XD
!Hotontheice: I mean, is this your first fandom?? Rivals to shipping is our bread and butter
GrammarRuelz: Honestly, I don’t even want to give your english any notes, I have so much respect for you for taking on fic writing in a language you’re learning! This fic is a couple years old now from when you wrote it. I don’t have livejournal but I hope you’ll post your others on here and maybe I could help beta any that you write after this?
Guest: What a fucked up pairing girl
Number One Draft by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander after NHL Draft Picks in 2008
Published: July 3, 2010
A/N - originally wrote in 2008, cross upload from livejournal account because this site is better. My english not so good but is better than when I wrote. Help on english welcome.
Chapter 1
Ilya Rozanov was number one draft pick for NHL in 2008. Boston Bears invited him to team. Rozanov was very pride and strong. He would start dynasty for Boston and win many cups. Russia would celebrate name for long time.
Shane Hollander was number two draft pick for NHL. Montreal Voyagers give him jersey. Hollander lose to Rozaonv again after losing in World Juniors. Is good hockey player but not the best. Best if not Rozaonv.
Montreal and Boston are big rivals. Play many many games in season. Many reporters make big noise at Rozanov and Hollander having hate.
Rozanov and Hollander only have hate on ice. On ice, winning is number one important. Winning means happy Russia, or happy Canada. Even if not happy Canada now.
When not on ice, Rozanov and Hollander not have big hate. Shook hands. Pretty freckles and smiles.
After big party at draft, Rozanov had too much fire. Sleep hard.
Hotel gyms sometimes fancy and better idea of bed with no sleep and no sex.
When Rozanov at gym, Hollander there. Rozanov not say hello but go close. Hollander face red and wet, make freckles more.
Rozanov race Hollander and wins. Rozanov wins always. Lets out cheer of victory.
After race, both sit on floor.
“What a fucking day” Rozanov says after cheer. Hollander agrees. “Is everything you dreamed of?”
“Almost” Hollander says.
“I’m Sorry”
“No you are not.”
“Monreal is nice, yes?”
“Ya, its awesome”
Both talk more. Share water bottle because Hollander not bring. Big fire. No hate when not on ice.
Comments:
GrammarRuelz: You can for sure see a lot of improvement on your english between this and your first post! Congrats on all the effort there.
NewYorkAdmirers: oh wow, I know their rivalry is already legendary and it’s only been one season but already we have ship fics for them?? And you wrote these before they even started?? I love our fandom
Guest: I mean, total fantasy that they would just randomly bump into each other at the hotel gym in the middle of the night, but it’s deffo original!
Letswinsomecups: I appreciate you not writing smut about the rookies! I know they’re 18 here and all but they’re still baby. Your Rozanov is so down bad for the freckles though - I’m obsessed.
?lilybestbackhand: what does “down bad” mean
Letswinsomecups: Oh sorry! Your story was so cute I forgot you’re learning English!
Down bad means that he really likes the freckles basically
Like he’s super attracted to them - sorry if this is confusing
:) lilybestbackhand: no, it helps! Yes, down bad for freckles
Guest: I’m sorry girl, I’m still not sold on the ship, but keep fighting the good fight!
Behind the Scenes CCM Shoot by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Mature
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander share locker room shower after filming commercial
Published: July 3, 2010
A/N - originally wrote in 2009, cross upload from livejournal account because this site is better. My english not so good but is better than when I wrote. Help on english welcome. First time writing smut.
Comments:
MeetMeAtTheBoyAquarium: okay okayyyy. I know it’s probably because you’re learning but the way you write is so direct?? It’s kind of sexy??
NewYorkAdmirers: I feel like the communal shower is our fandom’s equivalent of the “there was only one bed” trope and I can’t complain xD
GrammarRuelz: I gotta say, I know each of your fics seem to be written a few months apart, but the jump in your vocabulary from the last one to this one is kind of crazy. I see you! I know what you must spend all your time reading!! (Honestly, same)
Guest: For the first lemon written for this pairing, there’s a distinct lack of hate sex. I’m kinda shocked. Like, I’m sure it’ll happen but that it wasn’t the first? This was actually really sweet.
MTLHollzyFan: I’m so glad that my bae is already on this fic site, and I’m not shocked he’s paired with Rozanov but did you have to make him so innocent! I’m sure he’s got some experience by now!
Guest: Ew
YukiHimesama: Bro, first rule of fandom, don’t like, don’t read
Rookie All Stars by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Mature
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: All Star weekend where hockey players let loose and party. Rozanov and Hollander have private party after skills competition
Published: July 3, 2010
A/N - cross upload from livejournal account. Help on english welcome. second time writing smut.
MTLHollzyFan: Lily, my friend, my bestie from my heart, I AM SO WITH YOU ABOUT SHANE’S FRECKLES
?lilybestbackhand: we are friends
MTLHollzyFan: Oh sorry, having read everything you’ve posted so far, I just feel like we are, you know? I mean, you’re deffo more into Rozanov than I am, but we’re on the same page about Shane from how you write him so!!
Lilybestbackhand: ok, friends :) Rozanov is best player though
!!MTLHollzyFan: agree to disagree on that one but yay
Guest: It’s hilarious to me that this ship has more fics for it than the Rozanov/Reader tag given his reputation, and it’s all because one author can’t let it go
NewYorkAdmirers: My boy Scotty potentially eavesdropping from the room next door is ABSOLUTLY FRYING ME
Guest: Is it hot in here or is it just me??
Lose the match, win the war by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Rozanov and Hollander spent an entire match hard for each other and finally decide to do something about it.
Published: December 27, 2013
A/N - Life got busy and could not write. English still is not perfect but back now!
Comments:
MTLHollzyFan: MY BESTIE IS BACK! I missed you girl!! And oh myyyy did you ever return with a banger!
:) lilybestbackhand: hello bestie
GrammarRuelz: I couldn’t believe my eyes when the email came in! So proud of how much your English has improved!
Hollanov101: THE FOUNDER IS HERE! NOBODY PANIC!!
Guest: I can’t believe that in the year of our lord 2013, the original Hollanov shipper has returned to us!!
NHLboyzzz: Yes, yes I DID order some delicious, surprisingly sweet hockey smut for my post-Christmas blues.
Guest: consent king, why does that make it so much hotter *drool
The MVP Throne by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Winning the cup, Winning MVP, Winning Hollander’s ass
Published: July 2, 2014
A/N - 😈
Comments:
Guest: girl.
Hollanov101: What a time to be alive! The original Hollanov shipper that is shockingly known for a really sweet dynamic between them is ACTUALLY WRITTING SOMETHING COMBATIVE
MTLHollzyFan: Okay i do feel kind of bad for Shane BUT GIRL! I’M BLUSHING!! Why is this so hot
lilybestbackhand: hello friend, why feel bad for Hollander? He got best orgasm
MTLHollzyFan: That’s true! But Ilya didn’t even kiss him, and compared to how you usually write them, it made me feel a bit sad for him! From other authors it’s more expected, but yeah!
lilybestbackhand: Oh, had not noticed there was no kiss. You are right. Next story will have lots of kissing
!MTLHollzyFan: love you bestie
SexonIce: It’s so funny to think of this happening on the same day as that stupid bit they had to do to present the sportsmanship award. I hope the guys never find this side of the internet, Hollander would die xD
Guest: wowowowow
Atsui-san: Hi! This is great story but I would add the “Dom/Sub undertones” tag on this one just in case - trying to keep ao3 easy to use and safe for everyone!
lilybestbackhand: thank you, added
Mission Impossible by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Sneaking away from coaches and teammates to hook up is sometimes difficult
Published: November 13, 2014
A/N - Wrote a bit more outside the smut for the first time in a while. Still trying for my English to get better so please share feedback.
Comments:
48912731: Mission impossible is right! Who knew the logistics of trying to hook up in secret when you’re that rich could be so tough - really made the smut worth it
Guest: Is this what they call a slow burn? I mean, I know it’s only 6,000 words but I felt it way more in this than some of the 200k+ slow burns I’ve read!
MTLHollzyFan: You didn’t lie when you said you’d include a lot of kissing in this one! Even kissing his freckles?? Just for me?? Thank you!!!!
;) lilybestbackhand: anything for my bestie
GrammarRuelz: Ohhh it it finally my time to shine? I’m still happy to beta your fics for you Lily!! Just hit me up, I have the same username on tumblr
HattrickLore: Crazy to me how much your writing and how you portray their dynamic still stands out even though the ship has gained some speed. I mean, you did see something there before anyone else so makes sense but wow!
Guest: Can I just say, that your english improving is a gift to this fandom. I’d be happy to chip in on a ko-fi if you need help paying for more lessons because damn, your brain is magical!
HockeyWinners232: Loved this one! I really hope you consider writing a proper long fic at some point! Or even some AU’s!
Three times in One Hour by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Hollander said he could only maybe come twice in one hour. Rozanov accepted challenge.
Published: November 28, 2014
A/N - Don’t have much to say for this one. enjoy, like Hollander!
Comments:
BostonBearz: It’s times like this where I can deffo see your portrayal of Rozanov being a little based on reality even though he’s the posterchild for straight xD
Guest: This is actually so Rozanov coded
MTLHollzyFan: I’m blushing girl.
?lilybestbackhand: Is good
MTLHollzyFan: Yes! omg! You’re too good at smut, frfr
8124fanforever: thank goodness for the thanksgiving break because I’ll need to read this at least 3 more times
Shower? Shower. by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Bringing it back to their first time but in a penthouse shower instead.
Published: December 21, 2014
Hollander learns to Ride by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: read the title. that’s all. that’s the fic.
Published: December 26, 2014
Unsent sexting intros by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Living in different cities and traveling so much for work, sexting is a great alternative. If only Hollander wasn’t so bad at it.
Published: December 27, 2014
Always All Stars by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Always attending All Stars is great for super secret hook ups.
Published: February 17, 2015
Hollander learns to sext by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: After many months of effort, Rozanov convinced Hollander to sext. He’s not bad.
Published: June 30, 2015
Voyagers vs Bears Season Opener by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: The season isn’t the only thing opening.
Published: October 27, 2015
Insatiable by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Hollander asks. Rozanov gives.
Published: November 19, 2015
Anything for just a little time by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Mature
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Meeting up never becomes easier. It’s worth it, even if they just have a moment.
Published: December 22, 2015
All Stars See Stars by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Mature
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Your annual All Stars Hollanov hookup fic
Published: February 20, 2016
Once more before playoffs by lilybestbackhand
Relationships: Ilya Rozanov/Shane Hollander
Rating: Explicit
Fandoms: Men’s Hockey RPF
Summary: Finding time during a playoff run is impossible, so Rozanov and Hollander make the most of their last regular game of the season.
Published: April 22, 2016
MTLHollzyFan: BESTIE I’M EARLYYYY - this is so cute, they were so tender here! I really hope they do well in the playoffs this season, Shane’s been on fire!!
lilybestbackhand: hi bestie :) best hockey of their careers
Guest: I’m not crying, you’re crying
Hollzy24Player: I will say, I know we have other authors but I’m getting a bit burnout of all this closet-centric content. They’re so sweet in your verse, I just want them to be happy!!
Hollanov101: I’ve seen a few comments like this on your fics but are all your fics connected? I guess they technically could be AU-Canon Compliant if we squint on the whole foundation of it, but if so, WHY HAVEN’T THEY SAID THEY LOVED EACH OTHER ALREADY???
Ikko3443: You’ve been FEEDING this ship lately. So glad to have you Lily-sama!!
Fandom4lyfe: Sorry if this is parasocial of me, but I’m genuinely so? proud?? of how good your English has gotten?? I only made it through your first few fics because this ship had so few but now I genuinely barely notice that English isn’t your first language in your writing!
BostonBearz: So you won’t write any playoff fics?? Even if they’re seeded against each other?? I want smut with Ilya’s playoff beard pleaseeeeee
Guest: I’m still shocked every time I see another fic comes up for this ship. Ya’ll do realize that these guys actively can’t stand each other at all right?
MeetMeAtTheBoyAquarium: don’t like, don’t read