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    His head ricochets off the plexiglass so hard, his helmet visor cracks and he crumples to the ice, unmoving…

    The crowd gasps as Shane heaves and the medic that was directly in front of him quickly moves aside as he vomits onto the rink. Ilya’s blood runs cold as he watches.

    It turns to ice when Shane starts convulsing.

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    The hit from Marlow was more than a concussion and a collarbone fracture. Ilya now has to learn how he can best support Shane, right under David and Yuna’s noses.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Harris launches a new series for the Centaurs' social media: having the team answer his question of the day!

    This follows the season after The Long Game, when Shane joins the team on their road to the Stanley Cup, as they answer questions like who's the hottest/funniest/most perceptive Centaur, different preferences, rituals, and more.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.

    Karolina: We’re listening!

    Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.

    Jackie: Wait, seriously?

    Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.

    Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!

    When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Jackie Pike convinces Hayden to steal Boston Lily's number from Shane's phone and adds her to the WAGs chat.

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    Ilya Rozanov is a dramatic freak

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    Lily fits in perfectly with the real housewives of montreal

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    04 Feb 2026

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    It's 2016 and Ilya Rozanov has just been added to the WAG group chat as his alias lily, he is immediately befriended by them! There's one problem though... they don't know his true identity and wine night is in 3 weeks.

    Readers do not be put off by word count, most of the story is inserted through images of text conversations :3

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    04 Feb 2026