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The Dirty Donkey was not, on paper, an appropriate venue for a Trader’s Association meeting. Tim Brown had checked the bylaws carefully.
Clause 3.4 of the Whickber Street Traders Association bylaws specified that meetings were to be held in “a neutral, orderly location suitable for the taking of minutes and the civil conduct of business.” A pub, particularly one with uneven floors and exposed brick, did not qualify. Nor did it mention dartboards, flickering neon signage, or a bar staff member who appeared to regard the concept of order as a personal challenge.
Nevertheless, there they were, meeting at the Dirty Donkey.
The long table at the back had been commandeered, chairs pulled in from wherever they could be found. Someone had pushed three tables together with a scrape that set Tim’s teeth on edge. One table leg was shorter than the others, and someone (probably Maggie) had folded a beer mat beneath it in a well-meaning but structurally unsound attempt at balance. The Donkey smelled of beer and a bit of damp.
Behind the bar, Anthony Crowley (owner, bartender, and walking health-and-safety violation) was polishing glasses with theatrical disdain. The glasses were already clean. This did not appear to matter to him.
“Right,” Crowley said, not looking at anyone in particular. “Association lot! Same deal as last time. No bloodshed, no throwing things, and if anyone starts arguing about fonts again, you’re cut off.”
“I maintain,” said Tim sharply, “that Arial is not a professional typeface.”
Crowley spared him a quick glance. “And I maintain that you’re lucky I’m letting you sit on my furniture.”
Aziraphale clapped his hands together gently, like a man attempting to gather ducks who had strong opinions.
“Now, now,” he said, smiling in a way that suggested he had already forgiven everyone for everything they were about to do. “Let’s all sit down, shall we? Thank you so much for coming.”
He did not raise his voice. He never did. And yet, chairs scraped, bags were tucked under tables, and the meeting assembled itself around him as if pulled by a mild gravity.
Tim took his seat, placing his leather folder squarely in front of him. He had brought copies of the agenda. He was always the one who made certain there were copies of the agenda available for everyone. He aligned his folder with the edge of the table, then nudged it a millimetre to the left.
Aziraphale did not need an agenda. He had not even written a casual one down for himself to follow.
Crowley began pouring drinks without being asked.
A sherry for Aziraphale in a lovely vintage glass. Nina received a gin and tonic, heavy on the gin, just as she liked it. Maggie got a lemonade with a slice of lemon and a slice of orange. Mrs Chen received a small glass of warm sake, presented with a respectful nod. Mrs Sandwich got a stout and a small bowl of pretzels served with a wink. Justine received a glass of red wine that she examined critically before nodding once. Mutt was handed a dark ale with a cinnamon stick balanced across the rim, which he stared at as if it might be enchanted. Mr Arnold, from the music shop, received a whisky and ginger with far more ginger than whisky, which he accepted with visible gratitude.
Tim received a glass of water. He only ever ordered water. Still, the lack of ceremony stung him.
“Thank you, Crowley,” Aziraphale said warmly, beaming at him in a way that made several people avert their eyes politely. There was something unmistakably private in the smile, as though it belonged to a conversation that had started long before any of them had arrived.
Tim noticed. He noticed, too, that Crowley lingered just a fraction longer near Aziraphale than necessary. That there was a quiet, practiced familiarity there. Crowley’s voice dropped when he spoke to him; Aziraphale’s smile softened in reply.
Ah, Tim thought, with a tightening sensation he did not immediately identify. So that’s that then.
“Right,” Aziraphale said, settling at the head of the table. “Shall we begin? Mutt, my dear, do you have the minutes from the last time?”
Mutt, owner of the magic shop, flushed and fumbled with his notebook. “I… yes. Yes, I do.”
Tim leaned forward. “Before we proceed, has everyone signed the attendance sheet?”
There was a collective pause. Several people looked at Aziraphale. He nodded encouragingly. “Oh! Yes, Mr Brown’s quite right. If you could all just… thank you.”
The sheet made its way around the table. Some signed without checking their name. Nina drew a small star next to her name. Mrs Sandwich spelled her surname three different ways before passing the list on with a smile and a shrug. Mr Arnold added a treble clef to the list below his name.Crowley merely looked at the thing with disdain before passing it back to Tim
Tim checked each signature carefully as it came back to him.
“Excellent,” he said. “Now, item one: the Christmas lights.”
Nina inhaled sharply. “They’re not Christmas lights, they’re seasonal lights.”
“They are currently flashing,” Tim said. “Which is expressly prohibited under subsection….”
“Yes, yes,” Aziraphale said gently, holding up a hand. “But perhaps we can talk about how they’re making people feel, rather than…”
“They make my restaurant look like a ferry terminal,” Justine said cooly. “I prefer white. Clean. Elegant.”
“And I prefer color,” Nina shot back. “It’s winter. People are depressed.”
Crowley leaned on the bar. “I’m always depressed. No one’s ever strung lights up for me.”
“You have a neon donkey,” said Mrs Chen.
“Exactly.” Crowley and Aziraphale said at the same time, giving each other a private smile with a chuckle.
Voices overlapped. Nina’s feathers were visibly ruffled now, shoulders tight, jaw set.
Tim cleared his throat. The sound landed like a dropped spoon. Several people sighed. Aziraphale did not.
“Let’s slow down,” he said, turning to Nina first. “You’re right, this time of year can be hard, and warmth matters.” Then to Justine: “And you’re absolutely right that cohesion matters, too. We want Whickber Street to feel…intentional.” He paused, letting that word settle.
“What if,” he continued, “we agreed on a palette? Whites and warm colors? No flashing, just steady light. Something festive, but dignified.” There was a moment of silence.
Nina exhaled. “I could live with that.”
Justine tilted her head. “Warm white?”
“And gold,” Aziraphale said brightly. “Perhaps a bit of amber.”
Crowley raised his glass. “I’ve got amber.”
Tim opened his mouth. Then he closed it. The ease with which the compromise had been reached unsettled him more than the decision itself.
Mutt read from the minutes, stumbling occasionally. Tim corrected phrasing… quietly and precisely. “It says, ‘consensus was reached,” he said. “It should be ‘a provisional agreement was adopted.’” Mutt scribbled. No one argued.They simply did not look at Tim.
They looked to Aziraphale instead. For reassurance. For approval. For the small nod that meant yes, this is all right, you’re doing fine. Tim noticed this too.He noticed how Aziraphale thanked their server by name when they brought refills. How he remembered that Mrs Chen’s son had exams. How he listened without interrupting or correcting.
He noticed how Crowley drifted closer whenever the room got loud, how his sarcasm softened just a touch when directed at Aziraphale.
He noticed how, when he himself spoke, the room tightened. How people braced. How they waited for it to be over.
When the meeting adjourned, there was laughter. Chairs scraped. People lingered. Tim gathered his papers. He stacked them neatly.
Aziraphale smiled around the table. “Thank you all,” he said. “This was very productive.” It had been.
Tim remained seated for a moment longer, hands folded neatly on his folder. For the first time, he understood something that had been eluding him.
Aziraphale was not merely liked. He was trusted. And he, Tim Brown, proprietor of Brown’s World of Carpets, had no idea how one went about acquiring that. But, he thought, standing and straightening his jacket, there must be a method.