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Cyno made a group chat
Cyno added Tighnari and Kaveh to the group chat
Cyno changed the group chat name to The Sumeru Kaveh died
(Monday, 3pm)
The Sumeru Kaveh Died
Tighnari: Hi! 🌱
Kaveh: ???
Kaveh: what’s with this name?
Cyno: It’s a pun
Kaveh: I can see that BUT WHY AM I DEAD?
Cyno: Foreshdaowing
Kaveh: I’m going to kill you
Cyno: my name isn’t Kaveh tho you need to follow the gc rules
Cyno has updated the gc rules
Rules:
-Make at least one pun each day
-Don’t bully Tighnari 🌻
-Kaveh fucking dies at the end of the semester
Tighnari: oh no
Tighnari: he’s going to unlock so many more puns now that we’re texting…
Kaveh: what do you mean “don’t bully Tighnari”
Cyno: He’s sensitive
Tighnari: no I’m not?
Cyno: you held a funeral for your sunflower
Tighnari: who wouldn’t? Also you attended and gave a speech
Cyno: I wanted to be a good friend. unljke Kaveh
Kaveh: I was also there!
Kaveh: I even made a tiny coffin
Tighnari: rest in piece miss sunny
Cyno: oh that was its name?
Tighnari: …
Tighnari: anyway… Kaveh who’s your dorm mate?
Kaveh: Idk it’s been three days and it’s just been me here
Cyno: no wonder you haven’t been complaining about it
Tighnari: He’s typing for a while I bet he’s gonna write about how he needs a roommate that doesn’t bother him, respects him and keeps the place tidy
Kaveh: I don’t complain!! I just need a roommate that doesn’t bother me, respects me,
Kaveh: …
Cyno: HAHAHAH
Tighnari: You’re lucky you don’t have Cyno as your roommate
Cyno: ???but I don’t bother you and I repexft you and I keep the place tidy
Tighnari: you do bother me. A lot.
Tighnari: you woke me up at 2am to ask me if I wanted to go out for some dessert
Cyno: i was hungry
Tighnari: Who buys ice cream at 2 AM ?!
Kaveh: You wouldn’t get it tighnari
Tighnari: …you guys got ice cream without me?
Cyno: YOU SAID YOU DJDNT WANT TO GO
Tighnari: Kaveh be my roommate instead
Kaveh: sure
Cyno: no way what if kavy’s roommate is a serial killer or something
Kaveh: don’t fucking call me that ever again
Tighnari: why would you even imagine something like that?
Cyno: it’s the beginning of the semester and he hasn’t shown up
Kaveh: he has a point people usually stop showing up at the end of the semester
Kaveh: maybe he just isn’t dedicated to studying. couldn’t be me
Cyno: or maybe he’s out murdering people
Tighnari: And why hasn’t there been any reported murders, Cyno?
Cyno: he’s good at coveripjgn his tracks
Tighnari: he’s sure better at that than you are at spelling
Kaveh: which isn’t really that hard to beat
Cyno: WOW
Cyno: also Kaveh I know you reread your text just to make sure it had no spelling misfakes just so you could bully me as well
Kaveh: misfakes
Cyno: you laugh now but your roommate will show up and the gc rules will be made true
Cyno: Foreshadowing
Tighnari: aw did you make sure you spelt that correctly? 🌼
Cyno: IM GOING TO CLASS
Cyno is offline
Kaveh: well since a 1/3 of our friendgroup is missing, Tighnari want to come to my dorm?
Kaveh: or I’ll go to yours idc
Tighnari: Why are we cheating on our roommates
Kaveh: now why would you call it that
Kaveh and Tighnari are offline