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Oops, all drama!

Summary:

i was encouraged to make a chatfic 🫡

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: The beginning

Chapter Text

TruthfullySleepy added 10 users.


DeceitfulJesting: why the FUCK am i here.

TruthfullySleepy: Language.

DeceitfulJesting: fuck you.

DeceitfulJesting: im supposed to be WORKING right now. I don't need DISTRACTIONS.

Lesbian: You don't have a job :)

DeceitfulJesting: everyone here hates me.

A Fucking Dragon: i wonder why that is.

DeceitfulJesting: you tried to kill me. You don't get to speak.

A Fucking Dragon: i could've killed you. I didn't.

Apathy: what is the meaning of this

Lesbian: flour!! Long time no see :)

DeceitfulJesting: so its just me huh

TruthfullySleepy: well…

DeceitfulJesting: shut it.

Apathy: Eternal Sugar is correct… you are irritating.

Lesbian: ty flourrrr :D

Apathy: anytime.

Apathy is offline.

Lesbian: i was hoping to talk more…

Juice: talk to who?

Lesbian: oh! Hi Hollyberry :)))))

Juice: ..i'm not coming over

Lesbian: :(

Lesbian is offline.

DeceitfulJesting has changed 8 user's names.

Not Recluse: Shadow Milk.

Deceit: what?

Emo as shit: what is emo.

Deceit: damn. He really is old.

Not Recluse: can you.. change it back…

Deceit: no

Emo as shit: you were created at the dawn of time. How am i old.

Deceit: we dont talk about that

Kfc: why is my RADIANT NAME… kfc. What does that mean?

Deceit: don't worry about it.

Kfc: not suspicious at all..

Hot stuff: the bird's here. Time to reignite our hunt.

Kfc: what.

Deceit: can you at least wait until im there

Hot stuff: no

Deceit has changed Hot Stuff's name to loser

loser: no wonder no one likes you

Deceit: fuck you too

Alcoholic: so are all the beasts and all of us here.

Deceit: and the dragon.

Alcoholic: pitaya why are you here

not legendary dragon: idk

Deceit has added 2 users.

IWannaKillMySis: why are we conspiring with the enemy

#1 Shadow Milk Fan: is that stupid truth guy here

Deceit: im not conspiring and yes he is

#1 Shadow Milk Fan: am i allowed to crumble him a little

Deceit: yeah. don't forget to hide the body when youre done.

Not Recluse: WHAT