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# court-mandated-getting-along-time
#general
---September 23rd---
5:03 AM
Michael Robinavitch
Alright I think I got everyone.
Welcome newbies, feel free to rename yourself if you want, but I’d prefer it if you kept your full name.
And please - be serious.
Dana Evans
Ha!
Michael Robinavitch
Keep it professional, Dana.
Dana Evans
Why?
Michael Robinavitch
For my own sanity
Dana Evans
Ha!
Melissa King
Thank you, Dr. Robby! This is a very well-made Slack setup! Kudos to you!
Michael Robinavitch
Thanks, Dr. King.
Melissa King
Very excited to be a part of this amazing faculty! Feels official now :)
Question: What’s the last channel?
Michael Robinavitch
Difficult to explain.
Dana Evans
Eh, not that difficult.
Lord and savior Gloria has been suggesting that we up our patient satisfaction scores by upping our rapport as a staff. Especially for the underlings.
Robby made the channel right in front of her face so she’d leave us alone. Shen changed the name.
Good place to let loose if you want but us superiors aren’t in it.
John Shen
Speak for yourself.
Dana Evans
He lives!
Melissa King
Exciting stuff.
Dana Evans
Why are you online so early, sweetheart? Isn’t it your day off?
Melissa King
Yes! But I had to drop my sister off at the doctor’s. Haven’t been able to go back to bed.
I’m going to change my name now, if that’s alright.
Michael Robinavitch
Go for it.
Mel King
Yay!
Michael Robinavitch
Try to get some sleep, kid. Hope your sister’s alright.
Mel King
Will do, sir!
8:16 AM
Mel King
Picked her up! She’s a-okay.
10:32 PM
Trinity Santos
Well isn’t this exciting? Missed this during work.
Victoria Javadi
Super cool!
Hey, it’s just ED, right?
Cassie McKay
Yeah, kid. Just ED.
No surgeon-moms allowed.
Victoria Javadi
That’s not why I was asking!
Cassie McKay
Isn’t it?
Trinity Santos
Shame. Would love a word with your mom.
Victoria Javadiyeah i KNOWyou can have her
I’m sure it would be an interesting conversation (edited)
Trinity Santos
Yeah I literally saw all of that
Victoria Javadi
Don’t you have anything else to do?
Dennis Whitaker
She doesn’t.
Trinity Santos
He’s kidding.
I’m going to the club.
Dennis Whitaker
She started getting ready right after sending that message.
Trinity Santos
HUCKLEBERRY
Dennis Whitaker
She screamed that as she sent it.
Michael Robinavitch
You kids know what’s ALSO really great about the last channel?
Dana Evans
Why don’t you tell us, Robby? 😂
Michael Robinavitch
That I don’t have to get notified every time someone says something I don’t need to know
#court-mandated-getting-along-time
7:40 PM
Trinity Santos
dry asl in here
but fine.