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EnsVolim: Has anyone tried out the new jumja stick flavor at the vendor’s? It’s spicy!
UpWithWorkers: I did, it was ok
Worm4ever: No, when did they have it?
LtKlemnt: I tried, they were all sold out.
QuarksBar: There’s more at Quarks, run to Quarks!
DS9SecurityChief: Quark, you have never sold jumja sticks
QuarksBar: The market is always expanding
JupiterMining: for sale, disused equipment, 5 GPL
GaraksClothiers: will buy for 5 GPL
LtKlemnt: will buy for 5 GPL
QuarksBar: will buy for 2 GPL
JupiterMining: Sold to @GaraksClothiers
QuarksBar: @GaraksClothiers why do you need old mining equipment
GaraksClothiers: You never know what unique fabrics can be sourced from protective gear.
QuarksBar: oh, of course
DrBashir: @GaraksClothiers, that reminds me, I need to pick up those costumes for my Battle of Poitiers holonovel tomorrow
RaktajinoLiving: are you picking them up at the shop or his quarters, and how long will you be staying this time?
DrBashir: rude
GaraksClothiers: and who’s the spy now, Major?
PanchosHappyBottomRidingClub: Tonight at Pancho’s, 2 for 1 shots
Worm4ever: great timing lol
VedekFan: The Prophets disapprove of Panchos
RaktajinoLiving: no they don’t, the Prophets don’t care, do they, Emissary?
CaptSisko: I am not getting involved in this. The Club pays their dues, just like everyone else. The Prophets have not mentioned them.
RaktajinoLiving: I told you they don’t care.
Worm4ever: bat’leth practice 1800 in the holosuite with @LtCdrWorf and me; @DrBashir on standby
CaptSisko: we’ve talked about this, Old Man.
Worm4ever: you said it was fine as long as everyone was an adult and signed a consent form first
CaptSisko: I did not say you could recruit on the DS9 chat
Worm4ever: fine, invitations canceled, nobody can come
CaptSisko: why not host a gardening group or a book club?
DrBashir: what a wonderful idea!
ProfK.O.B.: the vegetables would do well for the extra attention, along with the flowers. We have some new Bajoran specimens in this season.
GaraksClothiers: I can only imagine what @DrBashir would consider a good first choice for his hapless victims.
DrBashir: don’t you start
MasterOfFixIt: please someone stop them
GaraksClothiers: Shakespeare? That dreadful Faulkner? Joyce?
MasterOfFixIt: oi, I’ll have you know there’s nothing wrong with Joyce
GaraksClothiers: have you even read Ulysses, Chief? “What is home without Plumtree’s Potted Meat?”
MasterOfFixIt:…
MasterOfFixIt: so maybe I haven’t read the whole thing.
DrBashir: Don’t listen, Miles, Ulysses is absolutely beautiful, a work of sublime genius
GaraksClothiers: a work of sublime banality
DrBashir: well, what would you have a club get started with? Another repetitive epic like Mekrit’s A Continued Pursuit?
GaraksClothiers: you’ve… finished that one? I’d only just given it to you.
DrBashir: you know I look forward to our discussions, Garak.
Cptn Sisko: so, forget the book club, maybe the station should look at decoupage or I can even host a cooking lesson. Can you gentlemen perhaps take this to a private chat?
RaktajinoLiving: for the love of the Prophets, please yes
MasterOfFixIt: Christ’s sweet sake above, yes
QuarksBar: they can come to the bar and have some drinks, maybe rent a holosuite while they *talk* about it…I have a Cardassian sauna on special
****Private Message to QuarksBar from DrBashir:****: tell me more
MornDayandNight: I have a free ticket to an extra plate at the Klingon restaurant, looking for a plus One
QuarksBar: the Klingon restaurant doesn't give away free tickets
MornDayandNight: you don't know everything