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the fine(r) things

Summary:

Ilya has never been a fan of following the rules, but he is a fan of harassing Shane.

socmed fic: Ilya Rozanov vs. the NHL's Official Rulebook

Notes:

hey hi hello! this was originally going to be a 5+1 but i do not think i will ever be able to limit this to just 5 or 6 things! things just Keep Happening! and i Keep Comprehending Them!

make sure you have creator's workskin enabled otherwise this will look like horseshit <3

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Chapter 1: $5k for inappropriate gestures

Summary:

“Rozanov directed an inappropriate gesture at a television camera operator while the camera was directed at Mr. Rozanov and his teammates in the press box. The gesture was shown live on-air during the game broadcast," said NHL Senior Vice President of Player Safety Geoff Parrots. “This serves as a reminder the code of conduct governing Players extends throughout the arena at NHL games and in public game situations.”

Notes:

up first: unsportsmanlike conduct...
inspired by the leafs' nylander getting fined for flipping off the camera back in january lmao

idk just pretend both ilya and shane are somehow both out of the game with injuries okay this isnt real life!!!

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Chapter Text

--- 1. Inappropriate Gesture(s) ---

boston beans
@molassesbears

ilya rozanov is the most unserious man on the whole team you rly have to stan

8:14 PM · Nov 8, 2016


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rosie posie 📌
@ilyaroseanov

roz out on injury and still has the most iconic moment of the whole game im laughing

8:15 PM · Nov 8, 2016


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kj 🌻 @shanehollandont · Nov 8
Replying to @ilyaroseanov

wait what happened omg my roommate wanted to watch love island 🙄

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rosie posie 📌 @ilyaroseanov · Nov 8
Replying to @shanehollandont

he was blowing kisses to the camera with his middle fingers <3 all because they dared to show holly before him <3

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future mrs marlow
@cl1ffjump3r

LMFAOOOOOO DUDE NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT LIVE ON TV

8:18 PM · Nov 8, 2016


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future mrs marlow
@cl1ffjump3r

also that shot of marlow in the sin bin?? im drooling he's so hot yall are sleeping on my boy

8:18 PM · Nov 8, 2016


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ilya’s jockstrap @r0z4n0v5 · Sept 5
Replying to @cl1ffjump3r

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shane hollander’s pr agent
@h0llywood24

okay like i know this is so not the point but holly looked soooo yummy tonight

8:29 PM · Nov 8, 2016


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lesbians 4 shane hollander @shaneh0ll3sb14n · Nov 8
Replying to @h0llywood24

IM SAYINGGGGGGGG

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shane hollander’s pr agent @h0llywood24 · Nov 8
Replying to @shaneh0ll3sb14n

i might be a lesbian but… the things i would do to that man…

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lesbians 4 shane hollander @shaneh0ll3sb14n · Nov 8
Replying to @h0llywood24

can we take turns

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SHILYA TRUTHER
@eight1two4

roz blowing kisses to holly after seeing him on the big screen 🥰🥰🥰 they love each other so bad

8:34 PM · Nov 8, 2016


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boston beans @molassesbears · Nov 8
Replying to @eight1two4

nurse shes out again

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NHL Player Safety
@NHLPlayerSafety

Boston’s Ilya Rozanov has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for making an inappropriate gesture while in the press box during NHL Game #189.

10:58 PM · Nov 8, 2016


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kj 🌻 @shanehollandont · Nov 8
Replying to @NHLPlayerSafety

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Lily

Today 20:21

Person A: Seriously??

Person A: You’re going to get fined!

Person B: eh

Person A: ??

Person B: was worth it

Person B: you should not be making those eyes at the camera

Person B: those are for me only

🙄

Today 21:49

Person A: Still on for after, though?

Person B: we will see

Person B: keep being a brat and find out what will happen

Today 23:17

Person A: I told you you’d get fined!

🖕

Person B: 1005



FINAL SCORE:
BOS 2 –– 3 MTL



READ: Rozanov of Boston Bears fined for inappropriate gesture
Forward penalized $5,000 for actions while attending game against Voyageurs

By NHL Public Relations @NHLPR
November 8, 2016

BOSTON -- Boston Bears forward Ilya Rozanov has been fined $5,000 for making an inappropriate gesture during NHL Game No. 189 on Tuesday, Nov. 8, the National Hockey League announced today.

Rozanov's gesture is a violation of the League’s policy which prohibits inappropriate and offensive remarks, and the use of obscene, profane or abusive language or gestures in the game.

“Rozanov directed an inappropriate gesture at a television camera operator while the camera was directed at Mr. Rozanov and his teammates in the press box. The gesture was shown live on-air during the game broadcast," said NHL Senior Vice President of Player Safety Geoff Parrots. “This serves as a reminder the code of conduct governing Players extends throughout the arena at NHL games and in public game situations.”

The money goes to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund.