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[Crowley created a chat]
[Crowley added 20+ users to the chat]
[Crowley]: @everyone
[Lilia]: oh my~?
[Lilia]: what is our headmaster up to now?
[Deuce]: i didn’t know he even had all our numbers…?
[Epel]: wait who all is in here
[Azul]: A chat made by the headmage?
[Crewel]: Now what is this?
[Trein]: Please don’t tell me this is more of your nonsense Dire.
[Crowley]: Nonsense?!
[Crowley]: I only do what is best for this school! My decisions are wise and practical!
[Leona]: if “whats best” means what gets the most money in your pockets sure
[Leona]: now tell me what kind of crap you’re signing us up for now
[Crowley]: Now, now, this is a fabulous idea and you should be honored to partake, my dear students and faculty!
[Vil]: With every new word, my dread grows.
[Riddle]: Indeed.
[Riddle]: This simply seems like a waste of time to me.
[Riddle]: But I suppose we must hear him out
[Ace]: booooooo
[Riddle]: Trappola.
[Ace]: fine fine
[Ace]: lets hear what birdbrain has to say
[Riddle]: Ace!
[Riddle]: Rule 670: No informal nicknames before 7pm on full moons!
[Ace]: oh yeah oops
[Ace]: got it dormhead
[Riddle]: good
[Deuce]: oh man i forgot it was a full moon
[Ruggie]: wait
[Ruggie]: so you’re not mad he called the headmaster birdbrain (which i will be using in the future)
[Ruggie]: but because he broke rule number 600 something ??
[Riddle]: Rule 670, yes.
[Ruggie]: …ok. sure.
[Leona]: dont try to make sense of it
[Leona]: the cards are always lacking in that
[Riddle]: Excuse me?!
[Crowley]: Students, students!
[Crowley]: give me your attention instead of petty bickering
[Leona]: hah?!
[Riddle]: Sir…
[Crewel]: oh do get on with it, Crowley
[Crewel]: none of us, pups included, want to be here.
[Cater]: #facts
[Idia]: agreed…ortho can you delete this chat?
[Ortho]: nope! ^.^
[Crowley]: How heartbreaking!
[Crowley]: My dear students and faculty…betraying me…spitting in my face…tarnishing the pride of our school…
[Ace]: who wants to bet he’s fake weeping irl as he types this
[Cater]: oh totes
[Crewel]: Oh Great Sevens! Just get on with it!
[Crowley]: Well…
[Crowley]: I recently read the idea that-
[Crowley]: Um. Came up with a great idea to further the bonds of our school in the hope of strengthening ourselves to defeat RSA!
[Crowley]: and of course display the might of our school! The greatest mage academy!
[Jamil]: you have got to be joking.
[Jamil]: we're not even the highest ranked mage academy on Sage's Island...
[Kalim]: this sounds fun!
[Kalim]: whats the idea? a party? some kind of trip?
[Crowley]: Oh no, nothing so expensive!
[Crowley]: and of course nothing that will distract from your studies.
[Vil]: Oh? and what will it require?
[Crowley]: Just the sharing of your personal secrets to better bare your souls to one another and become closer!
[everyone is typing…]
[Crowley]: Ah Ah Ah!
[Crowley]: Prefect, if you would do the honors~!
[Yuu has locked the chat]
[Yuu has labeled the chat: crowley's newest disaster]
[Yuu]: i think this is going to be an absolute mess
[Yuu]: but at least it will be a funny one!
[Yuu]: and i get to put my listening skills to good use…
[Yuu has changed 20+ names]
[The chat has been unlocked]
[army deserter]: Well, I resent this chat name!
[army deserter]: oh.
[army deserter]: this was not on the list of approved secrets to use!
[psychic bond with a rodent]: thats what you get for trying to make me do this unpaid!
[psychic bond with a rodent]: if im gonna use my knowledge for evil it might as well be fun for me too
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: and just…where did you get these little facts?
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: …
[tried those workouts from the 80s (leotard included)]: However do you even know about this?!
[psychic bond with a rodent]: thats for me to know
[psychic bond with a rodent]: and you to stay awake at night thinking about!
[modern day folk hero]: hello???
[modern day folk hero]: …
[modern day folk hero]: i think this is an exaggeration
[absolutely terrible time blindness]: I am…
[absolutely terrible time blindness]: deeply confused about what is occurring now.
[absolutely terrible time blindness]: What is this?
[trying to learn how to pick locks]: Excuse me! This is a preposterous choice to develop relationships!
[chronic wizipedia editor]: Agreed.
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: this is bullshit
[ate a piece of a game set so he wouldn’t lose]: …okay fuck you
[dating a students sibling]: oh something tells me this will be quite interesting, ha!
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: yuu?! what????
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: wait
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: what
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: no im not???
[chronic wizipedia editor]: Someone is surprised…
[cousins with vil schoenheit]: i think i need to call home...
[named after their first kill]: oh wonderful!
[named after their first kill]: this shall be extraordinarily fun~
[turned down 6 marriage proposals]: …
[posts dancing videos on magicam]: …
[official member of vils fanclub]: …
[was emo in middle school]: …
[famous on WeScreen]: …
[has a wife and a husband]: …
[former runway model]: …
[has their own missing poster on their wall]: ok who the FUCK is that???