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Twelve Ways to Annoy Christopher Basil

Summary:

Twelve different ways one can annoy my character Christopher Basil.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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  1. Drink soda pop in front of him.

  2. Refuse to sit still and fidget a lot while he's using you as a test subject and/or sample donor.

  3. Tell him he dresses like a dork/nerd.

  4. Bite him while he's flossing your teeth.

  5. Don't do the tutoring assignment he gave you.

  6. Call him boring.

  7. Touch his experiments with your bare hands.

  8. Yank his necktie.

  9. Call him "mom" when he's giving one of his lectures on why things like soda pop and video games are bad and why studying is good.

  10. Tell him that arts are better than sciences.

  11. Accuse him of trying to be a teacher's pet.

  12. Make loud noises or be generally disruptive while he's playing chess.

 

Notes:

This was inspired by a post from another user on DeviantArt that I found who had made a post on ways to annoy one of their characters. I decided to make a version featuring my character Christopher Basil. A couple of ideas included 'saying science sucks' and 'saying you hate science,' but I realized that would more likely piss Christopher off than just annoy him. Another idea was 'asking if he has any friends,' but that would probably be more upsetting than annoying.

You can learn more about Christopher and why these types of things annoy him by checking his character profile out in my work Original Character Profiles. Be sure to check out the stories he's featured in as well.

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