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7:30 pm
ttalgiLas has created a group
ttalgiLas has changed this group's name to Ms Shin lab notes
ttalgiLas has added yumaoi, jobap, and makshimasu to the group
ttalgiLas: what's up party people
jobap: uh
jobap: what is it this time..
ttalgiLas: jojo, my dear amazing bestest friend. i need last week's lab notes PLSPSPLSLPLSPLSPLSPLS
jobap: bestest isn't a word
ttalgiLas: well it is what i feel for you ❤️🩹
ttalgiLas: created a whole ass word for you my jojo. give me them notes
jobap: my dear best* friend nico, I'm still not back from my vacation.
ttalgiLas: fuck i forgot.
jobap: some friend you are
ttalgiLas: yuma
ttalgiLas: yuma
ttalgiLas: yuma
ttalgiLas: yuma
ttalgiLas: yuma
ttalgiLas: yuma
jobap: he's definitely sleeping
ttalgiLas: THAT BITCH
yumaoi: hey guys
yumaoi: OH HEY NEW GROUP!!!!!!
jobap: huh
yumaoi: damn im not reading allat
ttalgiLas: yuma give me last week's lab notes OR ELSE
yumaoi: bold of u to assume i make notes
talgiLas: useless
ttalgiLas: why am i friends with u people
yumaoi: did u actually just create this for notes..?
yumaoi: i feel disgusting being in a gc where knowledge is supposed to be shared get me Out
ttalgiLas: yeah so idc about u. im NOT failing ms shin's class
jobap: again, you mean.
yumaoi: ouch. that's gotta hurt.
ttalgiLas: FUCJLXDNS OFF YUMA
ttalgiLas: also jojo. fuck u man.
jobap: hey at least im not failing so
ttalgiLas: USE. LESS.
yumaoi: hey so why is ur brother in this group again..?
ttalgiLas: what
ttalgiLas: OH force of habit.
ttalgilas: mom's always telling me to add him to groups and stuff
jobap: that's embarrassing.
ttalgiLas: yeah well news flash. little brothers ARE embarrassing
jobap: no, i meant for u
ttalgiLas: what. no it's not.
yumaoi: LMFOASUDOA it's so fuckigbn embarrassing dude
ttalgiLas: no the fuck it's not? it's called being responsible
ttalgiLas: not that any of u could relate
makshimasu: it kinda is embarrassing dude idk
yumaoi: everyday i wake up grateful im not some guy named nicholas bang
ttalgiLas: THAT'S NOT ME NAME??????
jobap: oh! we're british now?
ttalgiLas: U KNOW WHAT I MEANT.
makshimasu: nah i didn't get it actually
yumaoi: dang that ain't even ur name? who tf are u bitch
ttalgiLas: omfg
ttalgiLas: this is how all suicide documentaries start
yumaoi: sit down lady gaga
yumaoi: i have contacts
makshimasu: ooh what colour?
jobap: you cannot be serious right now
ttalgiLas: maki. speak another word and I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IM GETTING UR PHONE TAKEN
makshimasu: 🤐
yumaoi: uh i should warn u
yumaoi: he's a little sensitive.
ttalgiLas: oh c'mon he can't be that bad
yumaoi has added rurur to the group
ttalgiLas: hi
rurur has left the group
ttalgiLas: WHAT.
ttalgiLas: DID I EVEN DO.
yumaoi: yeah so be prepared for... that
yumaoi has added rurur to the group
rurur: did the idiot leave or
yumaoi: yeah no he's the admin so
rurur: girl. BYE
ttalgiLas: NO WAIT. im sorry for wtv i said or did.
rurur: hmm ill excuse it for now
rurur: but im watching u. like a hawk.
jobap: wait you're not in our class
rurur: no?
yumaoi: rua's a class lower than us
rurur: oh mb. hey everyone im harua, but u can call me rua <3
rurur: except the idiot.
ttalgiLas: i have a name and it's nicholas
yumaoi: we js call him nico
jobap: jo. or jojo.
makshimasu: hey rua! im maki
rurur: why do u sound like an overenthusiastic puppy
makshimasu: prolly bcs im the youngest here
yumaoi: he's a foetus ignore him
makshimasu: hey wait so now that we're adding random people into this gc, can I add my bsf?
jobap: uh @ttalgiLas
ttalgiLas: no. God no maki istg
makshimasu: everyone in favour of me adding my bsf into this gc say yuh
yumaoi: YUHHHHHHHHHH
rurur: im not saying that but sure
jobap: i couldn't care less
makshimasu: HELL YEAH LET'S GO BRO
ttalgiLas: u guys have no idea what u've just done
makshimasu has added tikitaki to the group
tikitaki: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
makshimasu: DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jobap: oh wtf there's two of him now
tikitaki: i can't believe u actually put me in a gc w my seniors bro ily
tikitaki: hey you guys :3
yumaoi: did u just drop the :3 bomb on us... in 2026...
tikitaki: uh yes :))))))
rurur: THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO STILL DROPS THE :3 BOMB IN TEXT
rurur: TAKI BITCH IS THIS U
makshimasu: uh how do u know my bud taki over here
rurur: and now we have idiot no.2 over here
jobap: they're brothers
rurur: ok so it's hereditary
makshimasu: hey don't use big words
makshimasu: taki gets headaches 😕
tikitaki: aww dude u care ab me Ó╭╮Ò
jobap: did he just pout. on text.
yumaoi: don't be stupid jojo u can't pout on text
jobap: hE JUST DID
rurur: oh god im in a gc with a bunch of losers
rurur: this CANNOT be my legacy
ttalgiLas: shut up everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP
ttalgiLas: everyone younger than harua get out
tikitaki: aww man i js joined :<
makshimasu: taki dude he meant leave the phone dw we're not leaving the gc
tikitaki: (≧▽≦)
jobap: oh god the kid's vibrating
ttalgiLas: yuma. u said u have contacts.
ttalgilas: how would an underclassman give us notes u stupid animal
rurur: rude
yumaoi: owh nico im hurt
ttalgiLas: ur hurt? I JUST WANTED LAB NOTES DUMBASS
rurur: i can get u lab notes if that's what u want
ttalgiLas: finally a smart person. yes please, thank you harua.
yumaoi: thank me too
ttalgiLas: u did nothing besides giving me high blood pressure
yumaoi: sorry who added rua to this gc again? oh that's right, me !
ttalgiLas: UGH
ttalgiLas: ur pathetic
yamoi: im not hearing a thank you
ttalgiLas: thank you
yumaoi: 'thank you yuma ur the most helpful amazing handsome friend ever'
ttalgiLas: thank you yuma ur the most helpful amazing handsome friend ever
ttalgiLas: now buzz off
jobap: is nobody else concerned that an underclassman has access to our lab notes..?
ttalgiLas: as long as im the one getting them idc
jobap: ofc you don't. who was i kidding.
makshimasu: nico get ur ass down mom's calling
ttalgiLas: this could've been a knock on my door
makshimasu: nah that wouldn't have been as embarrassing
ttalgiLas: im removing u and that puppy of yours the SECOND i get back.
tikitaki: hey what'd i do :(
jobap: ANYWAYS
jobap: if we're done with family feud
jobap: rua how are you getting the notes
rurur: oh im friends with one of ur classmates
yumaoi: WAIT TEA who
rurur: byun euijoo. class president. the nerd with the glasses and all.
jobap: oh
yumaoi: oh
rurur: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'oh'?
jobap: why'd you italicise it?
rurur: c'mon now that was a very italicised oh and u know it
rurur: the question is, why are we oh-ing?
yumaoi: uh so, just out of curiousity. you wouldn't happen to have his no. would you?
jobap: yuma no
rurur: uh ofc i do
yumaoi: right so hypothetically speaking, we could add him to this group?
jobap: yuma NO
rurur: yes i can..?
yumaoi: oh rua u godsent angel
jobap: YUMA NO. HE'D KILL YOU.
rurur: ok someone better let me in or im killing u here now
yumaoi: it appears that our gc admin has somewhat of a big fat crush on our class president
rurur: no. way.
rurur: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTPUPSHUTPUSHUTUP
rurur: NICHOLSA LIKES EUIJOO??!?!??!?!?!!?! OH THIS IS SO GOOD OH WHAGTTE HELL
yumaoi: rua u have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
jobap: he'll actually kill you both, no doubt
yumaoi: jo shut up.
yumaoi: rua do it
rurur has added weej to the group
rurur: euijoo come in
weej: harua how many time have i told u i am NOT doing the tomodachi thing with u and ur friends
rurur: NO THIS ISN'T THAT
weej: what is this.
yumaoi: hi euijoo ☺️
weej: i don't like that smile
weej: who are u
yumaoi: oh don't be scared ! it's me yuma
weej: wait yuma? from class?
yumaoi: the one and only
yumaoi: oh and jojo's here too
jobap: hey euijoo
jobap: I'm sorry for.. this
weej: wdym
jobap: just. know that I'm sorry.
weej: for what
yumaoi: oh this is going to be so good IM SHAKINGJSDNCJ
weej: can someone tell me what's going on.?
yumaoi: nope
weej: uh ?????????
weej: rua what's happening
rurur: yeah no sorry ur going to have to wait
weej: for what
8:47 pm
ttalgiLas: YOU ASSHOLES