Chapter Text
Hockey Blind Items @HockeyBlindItems
Montreal Metros legal team spotted with NHL Commissioner Roger Crowell and Shane Hollanders agent outside official
New York City head quarters 👀 Should the Centaurs be worried? Is Hollander coming home?
Picture 1:
[Photo is a grainy shot at ground level, clearly showing Commissioner Roger Crowell and Shane Hollanders agent in suits walking into New York building holding their respective briefcases.]
Picture 2:
[Sky is darker, clearly shot later at night. Roger Crowell, Shane Hollanders agent (Garrett Evans) exit building, followed by unidentified group of four men, all wearing the Montreal Metros logo on their jackets. Crowell and Evans are no longer holding anything.]
↳ Hollander Stanz @hollyisthegoat
Garrett what the fuck are you doing
↳Shanebug24 @centsontop
what are these white men plotting
↳Hollzy 3 cups @makeitfour
Metros moving like a scorned lover this is embarrassing 😮💨
↳ Metros Machine @metroscmonnow
Come home Shane Hollander the kids miss you. we need that cup bb.
↳↳ Centaurs Hack @livelaughcentaurs
Talking about that cup as if yall are gonna make it to the playoffs 😭😭 the audacity
↳averyisright @allaboutthatcup
Why is no one asking why Hollanders agent is there?? Does he even know about this??
↳↳ 81+24 @squareupcomeau
wait a damn minute
↳ Sunshine @hollanovstan
why're they pulling up like that i'm crying
[image from Young Sheldon with characters all stood in front of garage}
MHL TRADE TRACKER @mhltradetracker
POTENTIAL TRADE TALKS: NHL COMMISSIONER ROGER CROWELL IN TALKS FOR MONTREAL METROS TO RECEIVE SHANE HOLLANDER IN SURPRISE MID SEASON WAIVER, HOLLANDER MAY LAUNCH OFF 2020 SEASON AS A METRO AGAIN 🚨🚨
↳Gilbert Comeau @therealgilbertcomeau ✅
once a brother always a brother. proud to have you back 💪
↳ Wyatt Hayes @wyatthayesofficial ✅
put your elbows away comeau no one wants to see that
↳ Luca Haas @lucahaas1 ✅
its been a nice run
↳ Averyisright @allaboutthatcup
rozanovs been suspiciously quiet...
↳ 81 + 24 @squareupcomeau
he's got the nhl wasian it boy at home crying hes gotta go comfort his man 😮💨😮💨
Ottawa Centaurs @ottawacentaursofficial
The Ottawa Centaurs have recently become aware of the speculation regarding our alternate captain Shane Hollander. We want to be clear that the Ottawa Centaurs legal team has received no official offers, information, or notice at this time and any action taken to remove player Shane Hollander from the team has not been legally verified. (1/2)
Ottawa Centaurs @ottawacentaursofficial
Shane Hollander has been a valued and cherished addition to our team roster, and we remain fully committed to honoring all contractual obligations and league procedures. Until official communication is received through the appropriate channels, Shane Hollander remains a member of the Ottawa Centaurs organization. We encourage supporters to disregard unverified speculation while the situation develops. (2/2)
↳ Shanes #1 Boy @shanestanrideordie
the commissioner outside a lawyer's office and we're supposed to believe this is normal???
↳ ↳ GET WRECKED PIKE @centaursstanley
real like which intern did they have type up this bs
↳ ↳ Shanes Freckles @frecklenation
put some respect on Harris Drovers name
↳ Hockey Boyz @lawstudenthockey
i have completed one semester of contract law and can confirm we're cooked
↳ puck100 @centaursrule
what etsy witch did the metros contact to deserve this
↳ ilyas left toe @isaidfifty
where is ilya rozanov when you need him
CENS GROUP CHAT:
CENTAURS FTW 💪💪
Harris: Shane, @ShaneH pick up your phone
Luca: @Ilya where is shane
Ilya: He is filming ad
Zane: Roz go pick Hollzy up.
Ilya: what?? no i cannot.
Ilya: He is in Montreal for ad. Calvin Klein
Ilya: ?? Why do you need to know this
Wyatt: oh fuck
Wyatt: well It was nice while it lasted fellas to have shaney with us
Luca: are our cup dreams over
Troy: roz we've been over this. you gotta lock down hollander.
Zane: rip ottawa centaurs i really thought we had a shot this year
Ilya: SPEAK I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Harris: Ilya does Shane want to go back to the Metros?
...
Luca: Ilya
Zane: Roz?
Wyatt: roz if this is a prank
Ilya: Harris fix this pretty please
Harris: I haven't received any offers! You guys know I would never let Shane go
Ilya: Go fix or I will have to find Drapeau and knock him into boards again
Ilya: Montreal is a loser team who only ever won because of my husband
Shane would never go back to those fuckers
Troy: Hes on suspended leave??
Ilya: does not matter he is at fault i feel it in air
Somewhere in Montreal, Shane Hollander is dressed to the nines, exiting a sweetgreen holding a mountain of salads that obstruct his vision.
He hears a camera shutter and the phone he turned on silent spring him a thousand notifications and senses he's in for something bad.