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BEST metros players 💪💪💪
Guys
I'm so fucking bored
JJ
Didn't know you were capable of that, Capitaine
What's that supposed to mean?
JJ
Mon ami
What.
JJ
Absolutely no offense intended, of course
But you are boring as hell
So, I didn't think that you being bored is even an option?
Wow
You're a dick
Well, apparently it's possible for my boring ass to be bored
Hayden
Wanna trade?
I would love me some boring right about now
Or just some quiet time
Or a gun to end it all
I'm not picky at this point
JJ
Oh no, you have to raise your fucking kids that you and your wife had on purpose
I'm so sorry for you, Hayden
Must be rough
Hayden
Spare me with the sarcasm, dude
I know how it sounds
But both Jade and Ruby are sick
And very whiny about it
And Arthur is basically non-stop babbling on about his special interests
Which I would normally love, but right now I'd just prefer if everyone shuts up
I'm hiding in the bathroom as we speak
JJ
Father of the year over here
Hayden
Leave me alone 😭
And Shane, if you're so bored
Why don't you just text Lily?
I'm sure she can distract you
What?
Who's Lily?
I don't know a Lily
Hayden
Come on, man
Not this again
JJ
That tactic doesn't work on us anymore, Capitaine
We know that you have a girlfriend
Or something like that
(We don't judge)
((...Maybe we judge a little))
(((It's been at least 5 years since you started texting her)))
((((Make it official finally... God.))))
Named Lily
I don't appreciate the passive aggressiveness in your messages, JJ.
Hayden
Not denying her existence anymore, eh?
Shut up Hayden
Don't you have kids to neglect?
Hayden
Wow wtf??
Rude
I guess, I should go check on them, then
Betrayals really always come from the ones closest to you...
Can't have my childless best friend judge me for needing a brief moment of peace and quiet
JJ
That's not the comeback you think it is
But well, anyway
Shane, mon ami
Just text her
... Fine
You two are useless anyway
Hayden
Damn, you're mean when you're bored
😗
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Lily 🌷🩷
I'm bored
And don't even dare say something like "But you are so boring, how can you be bored?? Is like water complaining it is wet."
Entertain me
ah hello
bratty hollander
who suddenly has become a mind reader it seems?
No mind reading necessary
I've heard it before, almost word for word
From Hayden and JJ, as well as you
I know you pretty well at this point
ah yes, you know me so well...
but you are friends with rude people
you should cut them off
Considering you wanted to say the same thing, I should cut you off too, then?
what
no when i say it, is funny
silly hollander
i am so much better than horrible metros players
and you would miss my dick
do not even try to deny it 😏
because you cannot 😏
Anyway
oh i see 😏
I'm still waiting for the entertainment I've requested
demanded*
Same thing
brat ❤️
🖕🏼
but you are my brat 😘
facetime then?
No, I can't
My mom's monitoring my phone use and would probably get suspicious if my allowed screen time goes up by 10 minutes
10 minutes?
are we in a rush today?
would take at least 40 minutes
i have not seen your pretty face in so LONG
It's not even been a week since we've last facetimed
like i said
LONG time
too long
WAY too long
Right, well...
Same point still applies
And there's also still the "No unnecessary exercise & stimulation" rule
I guess phone sex falls under both of those terms in a way
Unfortunately
hmm fine
very sad
would have loved to see your beautiful orgasm face
but i understand
cannot have it all 💔
I'm upset about it too, if that helps you
it does a little 😔
but i already have a brilliant idea to help with your boredom
Oh yeah?
What's your idea?
Hello?
...
Ilya?
Don't fucking leave me on read
Asshole
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Boston's Darlings 💋
Dani
🗣️ Ladies!!!
🗣️ Roll Call!!!
Mel
Present!!
Emma
AM FUCKING HERE!!!
Stella
Hi everyone!
I'm also here :))
Emma
Always so polite
Stella
Well, at least one of us should have manners 😘
Emma
BOOOOOO
Boring Canadian 🙄
Stella
You just proved my point, good job Em ❤️
Emma
Fuck you Stella
Taylor
I'm just going to ignore their antics
I'M ALSO HERE!!
Mel
What do you need us for, Dani?
Seems urgent
Did we forget to plan something??
Dani
Nope, everything's still on track so far
But I have some INSANE news
You're going to lose your minds, I tell ya
Emma
Enough with the foreplay, Hammersmith
What's up??? 👀👀
Dani
You probably won't believe me
But I just secured the number of Rozzy's INFAMOUS-
Drum roll please
Emma
Fucking hell
The way you're teasing right now really teaches us A LOT about your sex life
I hope you're aware of that
Stella
Girl 😭
Taylor
Well
She's not lying
Dani
I'm still waiting for the drum rolls over here
But I mean, if you don't want to know
That's fine, too
Emma
See???
She's not even denying it anymore
Mel
Wanted to say that someone should save Brad
But I'll just assume that he's exactly where he wants to be
But okay, here you go
🥁🥁🥁🥁
Taylor
🥁🥁🥁🥁
Stella
🥁🥁🥁🥁
Emma
This is so fucking dumb
Whatever, I'll play along
🥁🥁🥁🥁
Dani
I just secured the number of Rozzy's INFAMOUS-
🥁🥁🥁🥁
JANE!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
He gave me her number to add her to this chat
Mel
NO FUCKING WAY
Stella
What???
Are they finally official??
Dani
He didn't say, but I guess so???
Stella
Wow, I never thought I'd see the day
Taylor
That's so exciting!!
But I'm a little worried
Dani
Why?
Taylor
Emma's been too quiet
Emma
Okay damn
I guess, I'm into edging now
The payoff was so fucking worth it
I feel great
Taylor
Oh nevermind.
There she is
Being an absolute freak, as always
Okay
Emma
Are you kink shaming me in my safe space?
Unbelievable
I really thought you're better than this, Taylor...
Dani
My God, please behave 😭
Roz said that Jane's pretty shy and we can't have her run away as soon as I add her
Be cool for once in your life, Em 😭
Emma
Dani
My darling
Sweetheart
Light of Brad Hammersmith's life
This infamous Jane is fucking Roz
For a few years now, from what I've heard
And I've seen pics of Roz's back after he spent a weekend with her
She's probably a bigger freak than him
And therefore also a bigger freak than me, too
Stella
I'm not sure if that's possible
Dani
Sure, whatever you say, Em
But please be nice
And this time, I mean all you
I'll add her now
Daniela Hammersmith added Jane (Roz) to the chat.
Dani
Welcome Jane!!
We're so excited to finally have you in the chat!!
Hello??
Sorry, but what's this??
And why am I here??
Dani
The Boston Raiders WAGs group chat!
Roz gave me your number to add you
Oh, for fucks sake
I'm going to kill him
Emma
Aggressive
I like it 😏
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Lily 🌷🩷
Adding me to the Boston WAGs group chat??
REALLY???
THAT'S your brilliant idea???
yes of course
you demand entertainment while you are injured
and they are very entertaining
you can text them even when i am not available
sounded like a good idea to me
It's an absolute fucking insane idea
Plus, I'm not a WAG??
technically you are
No, I'm really not??
We're not even officially together yet
"yet"? 👀👀
... Shut up
The problem with me being in the WAGs chat is that I'm neither a wife or a girlfriend
Or a woman for that matter
i agree, wag is not the most inclusive term
but should work for now, no?
Did you miss the part where I said that I shouldn't be in the chat because we're not even together, or??
they do not have to know that
You want me to lie to them?
you are not lying
just bending the truth a bit
little white lie
no big deal
and about the "not official YET" part
marley's ex girlfriend is also still in the chat
soooooo
Oh.
and you need more lady friends
so you never have to talk to rose landry again
You'll never let this go, will you?
of course not
Right...
Okay fine
I'll stay in the chat
But don't get mad when I share all of your dirty secrets 😗
what??
jane????
get back here??
hollander???
SHANE????
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Boston's Darlings 💋
Dani
Jane?
I'm so sorry for just adding you out of the blue
I really thought that Roz would've talked to you about it...
Emma
RIP Rozzy
There goes the Cup this year 😔
You wouldn't have won it this year anyway
Emma
OK BITCH WHATEVER 😭
Taylor
Coming in with a chirp?
That's Roz's girl, alright
Not his girl
Not officially, at least
And I'm sorry for my first impression
I didn't know that Ilya's plan to fix my boredom would include me being added here
Emma
So, we're just a means to an end for you, Jane?? 😔
Your personal jesters??
Is that all we are to you??
What?
No!!
Oh my God, I'm so sorry
I didn't notice how rude my message sounds
It's just...
He said that he had an idea and fucking left me on read for like 10 minutes
And this is what he came up with???
No offense to any of you, of course
I'm sure you're all lovely
But it's really not what I expected to happen today
Or ever, really
I'm sorry
Emma
OMG please calm down
I was just joking 😭
You're all good, I swear
Oh
Okay
I'm sorry
Emma
And please stop apologizing so much
...
Emma
Don't say it
I really want to say it again
Emma
God, you're just like Stella...
Are you Canadian by chance?
Yeah?
I thought you knew that already?
I'm from Montreal
Emma
WAIT PAUSE
ARE YOU MONTREAL JANE???
Yeah?????
Again, I thought you already knew that...
Emma
I may have failed to connect the dots there
Stella
OMG I'm from Montreal, too!!
I'm finally not the only Canadian in here anymore
It was horrible in here all alone 😔
I can imagine
You've been so brave, sticking up with all these Americans all on your own
But don't worry, I guess I'm here to stay
For a while at least
Dani
Hell no, girl
You're staying forever
You managed to lock down Ilya fucking Rozanov
You're a legend
I mean, we're not officially together
So there's really no need for unnecessary titles
Emma
Definitely not unnecessary
You're a goddess walking among us lesser women
Locking down that absolute whore of a man
I'm feeling like a broken record already
But we're NOT officially together
I didn't lock him down or anything
So saying all of this really isn't necessary
Mel
You're maybe not officially a girlfriend yet, but this is probably the most serious I've ever seen Roz about a girl
Out of all of us here in the group chat, I know him the longest and the best too, probably
Since he's Cliff's best friend
Whenever I hear him talk about you, he gets super romantic
He'll of course deny it, but I even saw him blush 🤭
Emma
But "Russian's do not blush", of course
Mel
Of course
He's basically over the moon
Head over heels in love with you
Love?????
Let's not get ahead of ourselves...
We only just agreed to become more exclusive a few months ago
There doesn't need to be any talk of love
Emma
So, let me get this right...
You're not officially together, but you're exclusive with each other?
Basically, yeah
Emma
Girl what the fuck??
What??
Those are two very different labels??
It's very complicated, okay???
Dani
And that's completely fair
I didn't expect a relationship, or whatever you two have, is simple when it comes to Roz
It does make me happy to hear that you two are back to talking again, though
Stella
True, I'm happy to hear it too
Roz was doing horrible the past few months
Taylor
Craig still complains that everything hurts
And he probably won't ever stop bitching about it
Yeah, sorry about that
That was completely on me
I'd rather not expand on that, though
If that's okay
Was a really messy time of our lives that we're still working through
Dani
Of course!
Never feel pressured to tell us anything, please
We'll always be here to listen and not judge
And whatever you should tell us will also never leave the chat
WAG secrecy and all that
Okay
Thank you
So, I know we got a little distracted, but I really need some names here
To save your numbers
And I also have no fucking clue who "Craig" is
Taylor
LMAO
Right, we completely skipped the introductions
Sorry! 😭😂
I'm Taylor! Craig Connors' girlfriend :)
Dani
I'm Daniela, Brad Hammersmith's wife
But I just go by Dani in here :)
Emma
I'm Emma Carmichael, Ryan's wife :)
Stella
Je m'appelle Estelle! But you can call me Stella ✨
And I'm Victor St-Simon's girlfriend
(Hopefully Fiancée soon 🤫)
Dani
Hell yeah!!! Get that ring girl!! 😚😚
Mel
And I'm Melanie or Mel, Cliff Marleau's ex-girlfriend
Dani
In case you're wondering why Mel's still here, despite being broken up with her player
The boys kept Cliff and we girls kept Mel in the breakup
Easy
Oh, that makes sense
Dani
If you want to share anything about yourself, go right ahead
No pressure, though ❤️
I mean, there isn't really much to share, I think
I've been told that I'm quite boring
Emma
But apparently Roz loooooves boring
Likes*
But sure
He's the one to call me boring most often
I can tell you that I'm from Montreal
And that I work in the sports industry, that's how I met Ilya
But I'm currently not working for medical reasons
Emma
HOLY SHIT WAIT
You're not pregnant, are you???
Mel
EMMA???
You can't just ask her that???
Dani
We're so sorry about her, Jane
No, it's fine. Don't worry!
I'm not pregnant
I had an accident a few weeks ago, so I can't go to work for a while
I'm fine, though!!
Or at least getting there
Dani
OMG!!
Glad to hear that you're fine, though!!
But I still hope that you'll feel better soon ❤️
Thank you :)
Taylor
Is that why you need someone to cure your boredom?
Yes please
My parents don't let me do anything
I'm surprised that my mom hasn't said anything about my screen time yet
And Ilya offered to facetime
But I'm not really supposed to have any too intense stimulation, because of my head injury
If you catch my drift
Emma
Of course 😏
So yeah, need to get entertainment from somewhere else
That sounded rude again, didn't it?
I'm sorry
Stella
Jane
Sweetie
You're all good
And you really apologize too much
Mel
Which means A LOT coming from Stella
Stella
From one Canadian girlie who apologizes too much to the other, you're good here ❤️
Okay
Thanks
I'm just not used to any of this
And I also have to be careful that my parents don't see that I'm in this chat
Would be really fucking hard to explain
Stella
Do they not know about you and Roz?
God no
Taylor
Why not?
They both absolutely hate him
And I'm supposed to hate him, too
Family solidarity, you know
Or something like that
Mel
But you don't hate him?
No
I don't think I ever did, actually
Even when it would've made sense
Emma
Okay damn, Juliet
My name is Jane?
Not Juliet?
Emma
Oh, you sweet summer child
My birthday is in spring?
I'm very confused
Does Ilya talk about another girl called Juliet?
Dani
No, sweetie 😭
Emma
You saying that your family hates him and that you should hate him too because of it, reminded me of Romeo and Juliet 😭
You know?
The Shakespeare play?
Oh.
I feel very dumb now
I should've gotten that reference...
Sorry about that
Taylor
You're all good, I also don't understand Emma's references most of the time
Stella
And again
You're apologizing too much
Right...
I won't say it again
Even though I kinda want to
Dani
You're actually so cute
I don't know how exactly I expected Roz's (not) girl to be like, but it sure wasn't like this
Is that a good or bad thing?
I can't really tell
Dani
Definitely a good thing :)
You're really sweet!! :)
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Lily 🌷🩷
sooooooo 👀
how are you liking the wags so far?
Can't talk
I'm busy with my new friends
you have replaced me already??
and wasting all of your precious limited screen time to talk to my teammates wives and girlfriends??
Of course
That was part of the plan, wasn't it?
NO
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
hollander pick up your phone
you are not replacing me
Geez, relax
I was just joking
you are having a good time, then?
I mean, I guess?
I feel like I'm especially slow at picking up references lately
But aside from that it's been nice
good
if they stop being nice, tell me immediately
i will kick their partners asses for you
Don't really know how that would be helpful, but thanks?
I'll keep it in mind, I guess?
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Boston's Darlings 💋
Dani
Alright Jane
How do we best provide you with entertainment?
I haven't really thought about that, if I'm honest
I just know that both my whatever the fuck Ilya is and my two best friends weren't helpful at all
Emma
Seems like our darling Jane has some high expectations and standards
Not really, though?
My best friends told me to text Ilya
And Ilya had me added to the WAGs group chat
They probably just don't want to deal with me lol
Taylor
Baby, that's not really a "lol" statement 😭
What?
Oh
Huh, I guess it isn't
Emma
I can kick Roz's ass for you, if you want
That's really not necessary
Ilya said that he thought adding me here would help me to finally find some more friends
So, what do you guys normally do to waste some time in a fun way?
Girls* sorry autocorrect
Dani
It depends really
Most of the time we just use this space to complain about our men
Emma
Or talk about sex with our men 😏
My favorite topic 😏
Emma, I really didn't want to say anything before
But is your husband aware that he's married to the female version of Ilya?
And should I be worried about him potentially having a crush on my not-boyfriend?
Emma
BITCH WTF 😭😂
Also, "my not-boyfriend" fuck right off 😭😂
🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Taylor
Jane, you're actually so right
It really is like this chat got infiltrated by a stinky hockey player 😭
Mel
The horror 🤢
I mean, Emma's not a player
And there are generally no players here
So, All's good?
Sorry for making that comparison lol
Dani
You spoke your truth and we respect it 🙂↕️
But to get back on topic, we could also play something here in the chat?
Could be entertaining, right?
Like what?
Emma
NEVER HAVE I EVER????
We haven't played that in SO long and I need to know all dirty details of Jane and Roz's sex life
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Please
Stella
Jane
Please say yes
Or this will continue forever
I mean, okay?
I've never played the game, though
How does it work?
What are the rules?
Mel
Usually it's a drinking game at parties
And there isn't really that many rules
Someone asks a "Never have I ever" question and you simply say if you have or haven't done it
Okay
But how do I win?
Dani
I guess, you'll win if you manage to outfreak Emma
Could be a good measurement
Emma
HEY
Okay, I can work with that
Let's do it
Mel
Jane secret freak confirmed??
👀
Emma
Told ya, she's a freak 😏
Stella
ALRIGHT
Let's start with something simple:
Never have I ever used someone else's toothbrush
Taylor
Have
Dani
Nope
Haven't
Emma
Definitely, yeah
Stella
I have, too
Accidentally 😭
EW WTF
NO
Dani
Now that's a strong reaction 😭
Do you even know how much bacteria is found in your mouth??
I don't want anyone else's bacteria in my mouth, fucking sue me
I may suck Ilya's dick regularly but I would NEVER use his toothbrush
I draw the line somewhere
Fucking disgusting
Emma
"Regularly" is a crazy thing to add to that sentence
But I respect it 👀
Taylor
Alright, sore topic it seems 😂
Let's move on, something a little more spicy, maybe?
Never have I ever called my current partner (or whatever Roz is to you, Jane) by my ex's name
Stella
Haven't
Mainly because Vic is the first partner I've been with
Dani
I haven't either
Emma
Me either
Ryan is much easier to moan than Percival, after all
Dani
Still can't believe you dated someone called Percival
Emma
Me either, girl
Me fucking either
Mel
I haven't either
My name isn't Ross Geller
Taylor
💀💀💀
Is this the first time we all haven't done something? 👀
Because I haven't either
Dani
Could be 👀
Mel
Though, our dear Jane has been awfully quiet 👀
Emma
Jane you DOG 👀
Okay Listen
I haven't called Ilya by the wrong name
But I have done it before, in general
Dani
👀
Taylor
👀
Stella
👀
Emma
👀
Mel
👀
I kinda said that I wouldn't talk about it
But fuck it, I guess
It happened in December last year
Emma
You do know that you have to tell us EVERYTHING now, right?
Dani
(Only if you feel totally comfortable, of course)
There isn't much to say about it actually
Ilya and I were no-contact for like 2 months last year, as you maybe know
Judging by the way Ilya tortured your men during that time
Again, very sorry about that
And well, I started seeing someone who has a very similar name to Ilya in a way
I got a little confused by everything that was going on in my life for a moment
And called her by the wrong name during sex
Emma
Wait-
"Her"?
Yeah?
Wait
Oh shit
I shouldn't have said that
Forget I said anything, please
Emma
Noooo, it's all good!
We're all super supportive of queer people ❤️
Like any decent human being should be, if you ask me
Dani
^
Mel
^^
Stella
^^^
Taylor
^^^^
Emma
I was just a little surprised, that's all
Oh okay
Great
Good to know
But now, I don't know what's worse now
Accidentally calling my ex-girlfriend by Ilya's name during sex or the fact that I just told you all that 💀
Emma
Nothing embarrassing about it
We love us a Bi-Baddie 😚
I'm not Bi, though
Sorry to disappoint
I'm for the male population only
Emma
You mean, for Roz only 😏
You know what?
Sure
Emma
👀👀👀
I should've realized that about myself much sooner, if I'm honest
Apparently I suck at having sex with women so much, that she explicitly asked me if I'm only into men at our next date
Great conversation
Totally not embarrassing at all
Mel
Good for you for figuring yourself out, though!!
Everyone needs to make some "mistakes" to eventually get to their happily ever after
Hmm
I haven't looked at it this way, but I guess you're right
Thank you Mel :)
Mel
❤️
Dani
We love you so much already, Jane
And nothing will change that ❤️
I'll do the next one!!
Never have I ever had sex under while drunk
Mel
Definitely have, but I'm not proud of it
The first time I slept with Cliff, too 💀
So romantic...
Emma
Girl, same though
I mean, not with Cliff lol
The first time Ryan and I had sex we were both so shitfaced that we didn't even recognize each other the next morning 🧍🏻♀️
Stella
Your love story is so inspirational ❤️
Emma
At least I'm married
And not waiting to be proposed to for the past 3 years
Stella
So rude, but I can't even be mad at it
Because it's true 😭
Anyway
I haven't had sex while drunk
I just instantly fall asleep when I reach a certain level of drunk
Taylor
I don't drink, so I haven't
I don't really drink either
And whenever I did drink, I haven't really thought of having sex, to be honest
I did however wanted to jump Ilya whilst high as a kite on painkillers
When I was in the hospital after my accident
If that counts
Taylor
As one does
Emma
Definitely counts 👀👀
I don't understand why Roz calls you boring all the time
You're SO fun
Like, you didn't need to tell us any of that
But you did anyway
And I appreciate you so much for that
Well, you guys are the first people I can really talk to about all of this
Girls**
My "relationship" with Ilya, I mean
My best friends probably don't really care
I mean, they'd probably love to hear about it, but start hating it once I mention Ilya's name
They hate him, too
Dani
Not to sounds preachy
But it really sounds like you need better friends
Friends who'd at least give your not-boyfriend a chance when they meet him
And ignore their prejudices towards him
I make them sound worse than they are
They're great friends to me
But they're also dumb hockey guys
So yeah
Emma
You're best friends with 2 hockey players??
Yeah?
Taylor
What's Ilya's stance on this?
I mean, they're really just my friends
Nothing more
I don't even want to imagine anything else with them
Because EWWW, respectfully
Or disrespectfully, actually
Neither of them is my type
And like, one of them is a notorious serial dater, who can't keep a girlfriend for longer than a week, and the other is married with 3 kids and another one on the way
Mel
Ah yes, the perfect example of the duality of man
And Ilya doesn't have to care that I'm friends with them or worry about anything
Because he knows that I only have eyes for him
Dani
AWWWW 🥰🥰
Taylor
Jane!!!
That was so cute!!!
Emma
WHIPPED 🫵🏾
Mel
Man, I feel so fucking single right now
Emma
Could be because you are, in fact, single
Mel
Fuck you Emma
Emma
No thanks, I have my husband for that 😘
Anyway
MY TURN 😍
Dani
I'm scared...
Emma
Never have I ever have I ridden my man like a horse 😛
Dani
Oh!
That's surprisingly more calm than I've expected
Really???
Stella
Em has absolutely no filter
So, yes. This is very tame for her
Emma
Don't want to scare our new girl away
Stella
Well then 😀
At the risk of sounding very boring, I haven't
Dani
I haven't either 😔
Taylor
Me either
But not for a lack of trying
Mel
I have once, but surprisingly didn't really like it
And like, he's the man. He can put in the work
Emma
Jane, don't leave me alone with these boring bitches
Please tell you have
You don't have to worry, Em
I got you
Emma
OH????? 👀
REALLY???? 👀
All I can say is 🤠🤠🤠
Emma
HELL YEAH
THAT'S MY GIRL 🤠🤠🤠
Mel
Of course Fem-Roz and Roz's (not) girl bond over that 😂
This is actually so much fun
I'm actually a little sad that I didn't let Ilya add me before today
Dani
You're such a darling!!
An unhinged darling, but a darling nonetheless
We're very happy to have you too!! ❤️
Taylor
Does that mean, we've successfully entertained you?
Absolutely
You have done very well, my dear jesters
Haven't had this much fun in a long time
Mel
Aw yay!!!
Okay, I guess it's my turn now 👀
Newbies always go last, sorry Jane
Okay
Never have I ever used a fake name to hide my true identity
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Lily 🌷🩷
FUCK
hollander?
what is wrong?
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
*missed call from Lily 🌷🩷*
shane??
are you ok???
Sorry, fuck
Yes, I'm fine
Just needed to freak out real quick
freak out why?
did something happen with the wags?
No
Maybe?
I don't fucking know
I'm probably just overreacting
what is going on in the wags chat right now?
Can't tell you
WAGs chat secrecy pact
shane
We're playing Never Have I Ever
spicy 👀
And Mel's question was whether anyone in the group has ever used a fake name to hide their identity
oh
that is very on the nose, yes?
Yeah
And now I don't know what I'm supposed to say
say no
you can lie
is ok
I don't want to lie
More than I technically already do
then tell them yes?
But what if they ask questions about it?
you tell them is private and none of the business
That seems rude, though
what are the others answering?
That they've never done it
not even in the club to make gross men go away?
wow
frankly, i am surprised
That's all you're taking away from this???
What am I supposed to do???
Help me
... Please
i can only repeat what i have already said
either you lie or you tell them the truth
ignoring them would be more weird than anything you could say in this situation
Okay...
Let's hope they don't end up hating me
no one could ever hate you and really mean it
you will be fine ❤️
and you can really tell them the full truth if you want
i am planning to tell my team that i am bi soon
do whatever you think is best for you
fine with me either way
You're sure?
yes
very sure
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Boston's Darlings 💋
Emma
Jane suddenly got very quiet again 👀
That's usually a sign that she'll say something very unhinged
And I'm so ready for that 👀
Dani
Em, don't pressure her into saying anything please
It's fine if she doesn't want to tell us
Hi, yes sorry for the radio silence again
Had to talk to my mom
She wants me off my phone because I reached my screen time limit
Mel
You're all good! :)
You should really get some rest, dear ❤️
Emma
Yes, please rest
But first I need an answer 👀
So? 👀
I mean, I have used a fake name before
To get some guy off my ass, I guess
Like
In a Club, you know?
I'm actually surprised that neither of you have done that before haha
Dani
Hmm
I guess I never really saw the need for it before
But that definitely makes sense
Taylor
I'm not really a "going to the club" person, so I never had to do that either
No judgment of course
Men can be so gross 🤢
Yeah haha
I don't really go clubbing either, but I like to protect my privacy
I mean, I bought an entire apartment building for me and Ilya to privately hook up in
Emma
SHE'S A FREAK
I KNEW IT 😏
A fucking rich freak, too
Love to hear it 😏
You haven't even heard half of it
Can't reveal all my cards at once though, so you have an excuse to keep me around, I guess
But anyway, I really have to go now
My mom's about to rip my phone out of my hands lol
I'll talk to you another time
And thank you for keeping me entertained, I appreciate it ❤️
Mel
Was lovely to meet you, Jane ❤️❤️
Emma
So thrilled that I finally found my match 😍
See ya Jane ❤️
Dani
Bye bye, Girlie ❤️
Taylor
Bye Jane ❤️
Rest well!!!
Stella
Au revior, chérie ❤️
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Lily 🌷🩷
so?
did you tell them?
Nope
I chickened out the last second and used the Club thing you said to lie
And that my mom's angry with me for still being on my phone
and that is totally fine, too
maybe you will tell them the truth one day
maybe you will not
but whatever you decide to do
it is your choice
You're surprisingly supportive about all of this
I fully expected you to laugh at me for freaking out
did not feel appropriate to laugh
Because that usually stops you?
maybe not before
but it does now
do not want to ruin us by being stupid
There's an "Us" now?
would be nice, no?
Yes, it would be
Mainly because Roz's (not) girl sounds stupid as hell
but is not lie either way
you are not my girl
you are my pretty boy with gorgeous freckles and slutty glasses 😛
They aren't slutty
to you they maybe are not
but to me they are 😛😛😛
You're ridiculous...
Facetime?
*incoming FaceTime call from Lily 🌷🩷*
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