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THE BEST VK group chat
Felix
Where is Hazel ?
She's not in class
Max
Probably stalking Chloe as usual
Squirmy
??
Squeaky
Hazel is stalking Chloe ?
Hazel
I DON'T
Max
Girl, you've been hiding behind a wall for 20 minutes just to see who's the boy she's talking to.
Hazel
I'm making sure he's not an asshole!
Felix
Why do you care ?
Max
Hazel it's becoming pathetic
Make a move
Squirmy
Wait, did I miss something?
You have a crush on Chloe ?
Hazel
I don't have a crush
I just feel… protective of her
Max
Protective my ass
Felix
That's why you're hanging out less with us?
Because you're stalking Chloe?
Hazel
I'm not hanging out with you less
I just
I don't know
I don't know what I'm doing
Squeaky
Do you need help ?
Squirmy
Yes we can help !
Hazel
And how are you gonna do that
Squeaky
We're gonna hit the boy she's talking to
Squirmy
YES !
Hazel
Haha, that's ok. But thank you guys
Squeaky
At your services
Squirmy
Captain, yes captain
Max
Not but seriously Hazel, you need to do something, go talk to her !
You haven't properly said a word to the girl since the party in Wonderland
Hazel
That's not true !
I waved hello this morning
Felix
Waving hello is not saying a word though
Hazel
But it's weird if I go talk to her
No ?
Squeaky
I don't see why it would be weird
Hazel
We're not friends
We barely know each other
And I'm pretty sure she hated me before our adventure in Wonderland
Max
Yes, BEFORE
Now it's not the same
You saved her life on the chess board
And you gave her advice
Felix
I'm sure she would be happy to talk to you
Squirmy
And if she's not, we push her in the sea with sharks
Squeaky
ON THE PLANK !
Hazel
I love your enthusiasm but if we could keep her alive that would be great
Squirmy
Yes captain
Squeaky
Ok captain
Felix
Do you have an actual plan ?
Or stalking her until she reports you to the principal is the goal
Hazel
Haha.
Not funny.
Felix
I'm just asking
Max
I have a plan actually
Hazel
You have a plan
for me ?
Max
Yes
A great plan
Hazel
Tell me then
Max
First steps, you stand up of your seat
Then you walk
Then you walk a little more
Then you stand before her
Then you open your mouth
And finally you TALK to her
Squeaky
This plan sounds nice
Squirmy
It sounds easy
Hazel
I thought you were gonna help me but you're useless
Max
Ugh
You don't make any effort
Ok I have something
Red gave me Chloe's phone number
Are you interested?
Hazel
YES
wait
Why did Red give you Chloe's phone number?
Max
Uuuh she thought I had a crush on her
Which I have not
Since you know
I'm gay
And Chloe is clearly lesbian, so that doesn't make any sense
Felix
We don't know if she's lesbian, you're just making assumptions
Max
My assumption is correct
Felix
You don't know that !
Max
I'm gonna text her and ask her if she's lesbian
Hazel
please don't do that
But give me her number
Max
Why do you get to text her and not me ?
Hazel
Because I'm not gonna ask her a personal question out of the blue??
Max
You should, it could be great to open the conversation
‘Hi Chloe, are you lesbian? Because I am, and I think you have pretty eyes’
Hazel
She does have pretty eyes
Squeaky
I want Chloe's phone number too
Hazel
?
Max
Why ?
Squeaky
I don't know
I just want to do like Hazel
Hazel
Please don't flirt with Chloe that would be embarrassing
Felix
He said he would do like you
And since you're not flirting with Chloe…
He won't do it
Hazel
Felix I'm this close 🤏 to kick you out of this group chat
Max
Wait I have another idea
Hazel
Just give me her number already and we'll see for your other idea
Max added Pink in the group chat
Max
Too late
Felix
That's your idea ?
Squirmy
Hi Pink !
Squeaky
Pink !!
Hazel
HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME ?
Pink
Hi Smee !!
Help you for what ?
Oh wait this is a VK group
Am I supposed to be here ?
Max
Yes
Hazel
No
Pink
Oh…
Hazel
It's not that I don't want you here Pink, but I really doubt you can help me on that
Pink
I will try my best to help you Hazel !
What is the problem ? Tell me everything
Hazel
Hugh
It's embarrassing
I kinda like Chloe
Max
By kinda she mean, she's obsessed with her
Pink
I'm the perfect person for you !
I can help you !
Hazel
You really don't have to
Pink
I want to !
Hazel
Ok then…
Pink
YAAAAAAAY
✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧
Felix
This is gonna be fun
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Girls and boys (HK) group chat
Chloe
Ugh, if Theo talk to me a minute more I'm gonna explode
Red
Who's Theo ?
Robbie
Rapunzel's son
Why ?
Do you need help ?
Chloe
No, that's fine, thank you :)
He's just very annoying
Luis
I think he's trying to flirt with you
Robbie
That's not a secret he had a crush on you for a while now
Chloe
Well that's new for me !
Red
OMG CHLOE HAS A BOYFRIEND
Chloe
I DON'T
I don't even like him
Red
But waiiiit that could be so cool !
You don't want a boyfriend ?
Chloe
Not really
Not really interested…
Red
Mmmh ?
Luis
Do you already have someone in mind ?
Chloe
What do you mean ?
Luis
Do you like someone already ?
Chloe
Hum
No ?
Red
It's a question ?
Chloe
No !
It's not a question !
I don't like him
Robbie
Yeah we kinda got that
Red
Mmh
Suspicious
Anyway, changing the topic, do any of you have the mathematics homework ? I forgot to do them
Chloe
Yes
Sending you them now :)