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Fake It 'Til You Make It: Shang Qinghua's Guide to Babytrapping the King of the North by 夢上思念 (mapotofuyu)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2026
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In order to quell the calls for Mobei-Jun’s marriage to sire an heir for the North, Shang Qinghua comes up with the brilliant idea of announcing to the court that he was pregnant, and that he and Mobei-Jun had been secretly married for several years. The court settles back down with their fears assuaged, but then the King of the North and his advisor comes across a few problems: one, they aren’t married; two, some of the court are trying to get rid of Shang Qinghua and his baby; and three, the worst one of all—
— there was never any baby to begin with.
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Shang Qinghua’s objectives: to find a magic flower or plant to give him pregnancy capabilities, marry his crush, and get dicked down so fast that their lie holds up in court. Not in that particular order.