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Fake It 'Til You Make It: Shang Qinghua's Guide to Babytrapping the King of the North by 夢上思念 (mapotofuyu)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2026
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In order to quell the calls for Mobei-Jun’s marriage to sire an heir for the North, Shang Qinghua comes up with the brilliant idea of announcing to the court that he was pregnant, and that he and Mobei-Jun had been secretly married for several years. The court settles back down with their fears assuaged, but then the King of the North and his advisor comes across a few problems: one, they aren’t married; two, some of the court are trying to get rid of Shang Qinghua and his baby; and three, the worst one of all—
— there was never any baby to begin with.
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Shang Qinghua’s objectives: to find a magic flower or plant to give him pregnancy capabilities, marry his crush, and get dicked down so fast that their lie holds up in court. Not in that particular order.
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Fake It 'Til You Make It: Shang Qinghua's Guide to Babytrapping the King of the North by 夢上思念 (mapotofuyu)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng TóngxiùExplicit
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Complete Work05 Aug 2026
TagsNo Archive Warnings ApplyMobei-jun/Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu & Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua Minor Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū - RelationshipXiang Fei | Shang Qinghua Mobei-jun Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Luo Binghe Mu QingfangFluff Light Angst Crack Treated Seriously Family Planning Mpreg | Male Pregnancy Crying Bottom Surgery Kind Of Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua Has a Vagina well more accurately he gets one via magic vagina giving flower okay sex tag time Grinding Cunnilingus Vaginal Fingering Vaginal Sex mentions of somnophilia Belly Bulge Coming Inside Someone Breeding Kink very light. also bc of the reason they're having sex is. well. Top Mobei-jun Bottom Xiang Fei | Shang Qinghua oh and how can I forget Kissing Biting A little this is a lot of sex tags for something that only happens in the last 5k of the fic one mention of potential miscarriage OMG I FORGOT Kidnapping Murder (Once) Love Confessions Getting Together
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In order to quell the calls for Mobei-Jun’s marriage to sire an heir for the North, Shang Qinghua comes up with the brilliant idea of announcing to the court that he was pregnant, and that he and Mobei-Jun had been secretly married for several years. The court settles back down with their fears assuaged, but then the King of the North and his advisor comes across a few problems: one, they aren’t married; two, some of the court are trying to get rid of Shang Qinghua and his baby; and three, the worst one of all—
— there was never any baby to begin with.
OR
Shang Qinghua’s objectives: to find a magic flower or plant to give him pregnancy capabilities, marry his crush, and get dicked down so fast that their lie holds up in court. Not in that particular order.
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Shang Qinghua tonto dice que él está embarazado de Mobeijun
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