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Sunday, September 13, 10:37 PM
Tommy Innit created ‘english gc’
Tommy Innit added Tubbo Underscore
Tommy Innit added Drista Wastaken
Tommy Innit added Purpeld Operator
Purped Operator is now online!
Purpled Operator: huh??
Tommy Innit changed ‘Tommy Innit’ to big man
big man changed ‘Purpled Operator’ to my color
my color: i mean… not complaining ig
big man changed ‘Tubbo Underscore’ to bee boi
bee boi is now online!
bee boi: i am NOT choosing who we analyse
big man changed ‘Drista Wastaken’ to big d
big d is now online!
big d: YO WHAT IS THAT NAME
my color: fitting ig
big d: you shut up, he’s flirting with you through CHAT NAMES
big man: lies and slander
big man: mods ban this guy
my color: wait i thought you were flirting pause
big man: whaattt??? mee?? naahh
my color: oh alright then.
bee boi: focus poeple
bee boi: the assigment
big d: oh right right
big d: any ideas??
my color: what even was the assignment?
big d: we have to choose a non-english poet or author and analyze one of their works
big man: bro idk any poets in general
bee boi: IDK ENGLISH HWO AM I MAENT TO KNOW OTHER LANGEUAGES??
big man: yeah life’s hard tubs
bee boi: i could add ranboo for help
my color: you just want a reason to talk with your boyfriend don’t you?
bee boi: yep
my color: dalright
bee boi added Ranboo Beloved
bee boi changed ‘Ranboo Beloved’ to my beloved
my beloved: uhm, hello??
bee boi: hi ran
bee boi: can you help us with an assignment?
my beloved: i mean sure, what is it?
big d: we have to analyze a work of a non english poet but we have no idea on which poet
big d is now offline!
my beloved: i have notes from last year about A Zacinto from Ugo Foscolo if that’s fine with you guys
bee boi: yeah Ugo is fine, thxx
[my beloved sent an image]
[image transcript: notes next to the poem ‘A Zacinto’ by Ugo Foscolo]
bee boi: THANK YOUU, ILYYY
my color: yeah thanks ran
my beloved: no problem guys!
my beloved is now offline!
big man: who the fuck is Ugo Foscolo now??
my color: idk, an italian poet ig
big man: oh, thanks baby :D
big d is now online!
big d: CLIPPED
big d: SCREENSHOTTED
big d is now offline!
big man: i know what i said
big man is now offline!
my color: uh…
my color is now offline!
bee boi: DAMN DOUBLE DATES WHEN???
bee boi: alright i see how it is.
bee boi is now offline!
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BIG D – lil p
Monday, September 14, 1:36 AM
lil p is now online!
BIG D is now online!
lil p: DID YOU SEE WHAT TOM SAID OR AM I HALLUCINATING
BIG D: YEAH I SAW
BIG D: HE JUST CALLED YOU BABY, AND CALLED YOU HIS COLOR
lil p: i am screaming rn, brb
lil p is now offline!
BIG D: alright man, goodnight
BIG D is now offline!
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TURBO – TOMFOOLERY
Monday, September 14, 1:37 AM
TURBO is now online!
TURBO: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TURBO: YOU BUFFOON
TURBO: YOU IDIOT
TURBO: FIRST YOU DENY FLIRTING AND CLEARL OFFEND HIM
TURBO: THEN YOU CALL HIM BABY AND REFUSE TO ABCK DOWN
TOMFOOLERY is now online!
TOMFOOLERY: I DONT KNOW OKAY??
TOMFOOLERY: UGHHH
TOMFOOLERY: WHY IS THIS SO HARDD
TURBO: this is your own fault dumbass
TOMFOOLERY: I KNOW OKAY??
TOMFOOLERY: goodnight
TOMFOOLERY is now offline!
TURBO: goodnight
TURBO is now offline!
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english gc
Monday, September 14, 3:34 AM
my color is now online!
my color: I’M SORRY WHAT NOW TUBBO?
bee boi is now online!
bee boi: you heard me, i said double dates
bee boi: do you not know what double dates are?
bee boi: usually they are dates but with two couples, yk it coud be you two and me and Ran
big man is now online!
big man: TUBBO WHY
big man: YK I HATE DOUBLE DATES
bee boi: OHH
bee boi: is it because of your lil german boyfriend?
my color: your what..?
bee boi: his lil german bf whom he loves ssososoososososossososo muchhh
big man: WHAT
big man: EWEWEWEWEWWEEWEWEWEEWWEW
big man: I’M NOT INTO THAT EWEWEWEEWWEWEWEW
my color is now offline!
bee boi: why tf would you say it like that?
bee boi: it looks like you’re homophobic
big man: bro i am fruitier than a fruit salad, no i’m not homophobic, i AM the homo
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my lavender – my sunflower
Monday, September 14, 4:48 AM
my lavender is now online!
my lavender: since when did you have a german boyfriend?
my lavender: also maybe letting one of your best friends know about this would’ve been appreciated.
my lavender: also question, if the idea of dating a guy disgusts you, what do you think of tubbo and ran, bc they sure aren’t platonic
my sunflower is now online!
my sunflower: HOLY SHIT I NEED TO GET BETTEW AT PHRASING SHIT
my sunflower: i am sosososoososoososo sorry it looked like i’m homophobic, but i’m not, i AM the homo bby
my sunflower: do you remember that week you weren’t in school bc you were really fucking sick?
my lavender: yeah why?
my sunflower: basically that week we had that german transfer dude that went away like last month, and in that week he kept hitting on me saying shit that he was horny and i looked beautiful and allat and Drista and Tubbo decided to tease me and call me his boyfriend
my sunflower: which, ew that’s disgusting
my sunflower: i did beat him up before he left tho so that’s good
my lavender: YOU BEAT SOMEONE UP??
my sunflower: yeah, dude kept on harassing me and i didn’t wanna bother you with it so i did it myself
my lavender: firstly, i am so proud of you, when i see you i’ll hug you till i break ur ribs
my lavender: secondly, i would’ve been ecstatic to beat that guy up, and if it ever happens again do not hesitate to tell me, bc i will defend you, my sunflower
my lavender: also wdym ‘i AM the homo’?
my sunflower: well i’m still KINDA questioning it but i’m pretty sure i’m just into dudes
my lavender: ohh
my lavender: well, goodnight then, see you tomorrow
my sunflower: goodnight, love you :D
my lavender: love you too <3
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TURBO – TOMFOOLERY
Monday, September 14, 5:06 AM
TOMFOOLERY is now online!
TOMFOOLERY: HE SAID I LOVE YOU
TOMFOOLERY: OMG I GOTTA TELL YOU TOMORROW
TOMFOOLERY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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lil p – BIG D
Monday, September 14, 5:06 AM
lil p is now online!
lil p: HE SAID I LOVE YOU
lil p: I LOVE HIM SMSMSMSMSMMSMSM
lil p: OMG I WANNA KISS HIMM