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Part 8 of The strange adventures of Liam Howell-Lester
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I can finally read Phan without feeling guilty, phan phavs
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2026-09-02
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2026-09-04
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@LiamEatsBricks

Summary:

Liam posting on twitter because i wanted to post something silly to get my mind off of the shithole that is america

Notes:

the timeline is off ok who gives a fuck

also formatted fics take so long i spent like 2 hours on this
pls leave kudos/comments for my hard work

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Liam :D
@LiamEatsBricks

My life is so weird because wdym I went from a closeted kid in a homophobic family to a dude with three hundred thousand followers on twitter because my adoptive parents just so happened to be fucking dan and phil

1:28 PM · February 3, 2026

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Dan
@DanielHowell

We shouldn’t have given you twitter

Liam :D @LiamEatsBricks · February 3, 2026

My life is so weird because wdym I went from a closeted kid in a homophobic family to a dude with three hundred thousand followers on twitter because my adoptive parents just so happened to be fucking dan and phil

1:31 PM · February 3, 2026

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Liam :D
@LiamEatsBricks

Fuck my chungus life I hate school sm

12:43 PM · February 4, 2026

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Liam :D
@LiamEatsBricks

How the fuck did they film heated rivalry it looks like genuine porn

2:41 AM · February 8, 2026

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Phil
@AmazingPhil

@LiamEatsBricks and @NoahDoesn’tHaveAnArc here’s my collection of photos of the both of you (not the cute ones the ones that make me question your sanity)





10:53 AM · February 9, 2026

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Liam :D
@LiamEatsBricks

@AmazingPhil If that’s how you want to play it



11:03 AM · February 9, 2026

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Addy
@TheaterKid

I fear noam might be taking over my brain more than phan to be quite honest

8:14 AM · February 10, 2026

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Liam :D @LiamEatsBricks · February 10
Replying to @TheaterKid

That’s exactly what we want

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Bella
@RabbitEnthusiast

@LiamEatsBricks and @NoahDoesntHaveAnArc yall make me feel so single

2:42 PM · February 10, 2026

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Liam :D @LiamEatsBricks · Sept 5
Replying to @doraemon

sucks to suck

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Liam :D
@LiamEatsBricks

pajama day aint ready for me 🔥

8:38 AM · February 11, 2026

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Dan
@DanielHowell

@LiamEatsBricks WHAT HAPPENED

12:43 PM · February 12, 2026

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Alicia
@WordsOfGreatEncouragment

Why do my weird classmates have so many followers? @LiamEatsBricks @NoahDoesntHaveAnArc

1:12 PM · February 11, 2026

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Liam :D @LiamEatsBricks · February 11
Replying to @WordsOfGreatEncouragment

FUCK

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Liam :D
@LiamEatsBricks

Give me some couples costume ideas for me and @NoahDoesntHaveAnArc

10:46 AM · September 3, 2026

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Liana @JustAGirl· Sept 3
Replying to @LiamEatsBricks

*Noah and I

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Liam :D @LiamEatsBricks · September 3
Replying to @JustAGirl

I will unalive you ☺️ /j

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Dan
@DanielHowell

Where did I go wrong raising you @LiamEatsBricks

10:58 AM · September 3, 2026

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Liam :D @LiamEatsBricks · Sept 3
Replying to @DanielHowell

You’re a stupid bitch

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Dan @DanielHowell · Sept 5
Replying to @LiamEatsBricks

You’re a dumb teenager

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Liam :D @LiamEatsBricks · Sept 5
Replying to @doraemon

I hope you stub your toe plus my roast got more likes than yours old man

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