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1. all I can manage tonight by thatgirllikeswords

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), The Batman (Movie 2022)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   05 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Original Characters
   • Original Batfamily Member(s) (DCU)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Stephanie Brown
   • Duke Thomas
   • Damian Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Original Character(s)
   • High School
   • Middle School
   • Teenagers
   • Organized Crime
   • Blood and Injury
   • Mild Gore
   • Presumed Dead
   • Dead People
   • Undead
   • Grave Robbers
   • Everyone Needs a Hug
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Suicide Notes
   • Some Humor
   • Cemetery
   • Inspired by Supernatural (TV 2005)
   • Inspired by Dispatch (Video Game)
   • look those last two tags look weird next to each other but you've gotta trust me on this one it'll make sense eventually if I ever add plot
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Alternate Universe - Mob
   • Gotham City-Typical Violence (DCU)
   • Life in Gotham City (DCU)
   • Gotham Academy (DCU)
   • Supernatural Elements
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • WRITTEN PARTIALLY ON A NINTENTO SWITCH
   • Not Beta Read
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Not Really Character Death
   • Writer's Block
   • English Teacher Jason Todd
   • Teacher's Assistant Tim Drake
   • Duke Thomas Being a Little Shit
   • I can't be bothered putting in the tags for all of them but assume that everyone who is usually a vigilante is currently a vigilante

   Summary

   Beneath him, through three-and-a-half feet of dirt Axel hadn't gotten to in time, there is a faint thud. Then a desperate, wretched scream.

   "Shit!" Axel yelps, instinctively going to climb out of the hole.

   Then he remembers.

   "Fuck," he whines. "That's my job, isn't it?"
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   OR: following his father's death, Axel (OC) decides to take up the family business. Which, just so happens, to be helping people fake their deaths.
   OR OR: Learning how to live as a normal ass teenager when your side hobby includes digging up people who people think are completely dead. Oh, and also Jason Todd becomes a substitute teacher, Tim Drake is a teachers' aid, Duke Thomas is there for the memories and Damian is there because his father won't let him be anywhere else.

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