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Tuesday 9.47am
Court #4
Ry, who the fuck is at your place?
Colt
Oh my goodness, @March @Healy Ry’s sneaking boys at his big age!!!
Lars
Court do they have black hair?
Court #4
Yeah.
Lars
Probably Simon! @Ryland please say hi to Simon!
Ryland
Court! You do NOT need to be stalking my place!!!
Simon says hi back Lars :)
Lars
Hi Simon!! 😊
Colt
Who Simn?
Ryland
Nobody you really need to be concerned about, any of you.
Court I swear..
Casey
Why are we bothering Ryland?
Colt
Iz fun!
Court #4
Ryland Grace do you even know this man? What’s his full name? Does he work with you?
Ryland
Court I’m not responding to you anymore. Why don’t you meet him like a normal person.
Casey
Ohh, partner. Got it.
March
Ryy finally! Took you long enough Holly started tryna bet about it. In fact im 80% sure Ken won that bet
@Ken
Colt
@Ken
Ken
Hi all, Ken’s still asleep, but I can indubitably confirm he won that bet with little Holly! 🎉
Lars
Hi Wilford! 😊
Colt
Dude itz like 10am, Kens always up earli wtf did u do??????
Ken
Hi dearest Lars! How are you?
@Colt Do you really want me to answer that?
Lars
Okay, thank you! Casey and Ryland are taking me to the museum later. 🖼
Colt
eewww mybe not
Ken
Oh do have the dearest time! Please send my doll some photos I’d love to see!
Lars
Okay! 😊
Court #7
@Ryland Do you seriously think I won’t figure this out? I’ll find him, I’d rather you tell me if there is something we should be worried about.
Casey
@Ryland Is it okay if we pick you up around 11? I’m already with Lars
Ryland
Court there is nothing about him I feel would put myself or you guys in danger.
@Casey Sounds great!
Tuesday 4.53pm
Healy
March wanted to know how the museum was?
Lars
Hi Pops! Very nice! I saw super cool historical artifacts! Rylie told me a lot about them.
Healy
👍
Colt
ur such a dad
Ryland
Well he kinda is..?
Unless him and March raising us are memories your stunts knocked out of you.
March
Jeesus Ry, no need to be so violent!
Although I’m not stopping it..
Colt
Fck u march 🖕
March
Right back atcha
Any photos?
Casey
I got some of Lars and Ry with the tapestries, and one of them stood at the entrance.
Court #6
Sounds fun.
Ryland
Well it’s fun when you’re not dealing with frantic messages from your partner because your brother is traumatising him.
Court #6
I just want you to be safe. It wasn’t traumatising, I was following him round just to keep an eye out.
Ryland
Court. You don’t know the shit he’s been through, leave him the hell alone. I don’t care if we’re hosting dinner tonight, pull this again and I don’t want to see you again.
Colt
Holy shit ryry swore
Court your in deep shit bro
Court #6
Ryland please
Healy
You are all big enough and ugly enough to talk it out later. Court just drop the CIA crap for once? Trust your brother.
Court#6
Ryland I’m sorry. Healy’s right. Can we talk later?
Ryland
Just don’t be late.
Court #6
Wouldn’t miss it for the world
If it’s any comfort I’m still trying to do a background check on Wilford, and I did about three on Jody, especially after Australia.
Speaking of, @Ken Wilford’s middle name cannot seriously be ‘Motherlovin’ can it?
Colt
WUT KINDA MIDDLE NAME IS THAT??
March
Holy shit yeah what name is that??
Ken
It’s just a name? I don’t see the issue. Courts literally called Courtland
Colt
Its not a real middle name is it
Its a stage name
Like mines Seavers
Court #6
No it’s his actual name, I just don’t get why.
March
Nooo, I agree with Colt
Can’t be rea
Ryland
Who knows, the man’s a mystery.
March
real*
Anyways, back to earlier, tell us more about this mystery boyfriend Simon of yours Ry Ry. I need details 😊😊🙏
Ryland has left the chat
Colt
Avoidin it like awlays.
Alwys
ALWKKYS
ALWATS
ALWAYS*
FUCK
Court #6 added Ryland to the chat
Ryland has left the chat
Colt added Ryland to the chat
Colt
RYLIE STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH
Ryland
Don’t test me Colt. I know about Mark. From work.
Colt
FUCK U
Ken
Mark Fischer? as in the set engineer guy? He’s Wil’s cousin!
Colt
Ry don’t u fuckin dare
Ryland
Colt and Jody are dating someone! 🎉
March
Way to go kid!
He ain’t as crazy as Wil is he
Ken
That’s rude! Wil is not crazy he’s just dealing with a lot of weird stuff.
Colt
Ken, I love u dude but wil is crazy, u both kinda r
Mark is not crazy, and hes none of ur concerns
Fuck u ry
Ken
Crazy matches crazy as I hear Healy say!
Ryland
Love you too dude.
Payback : D
Court #9
What’s this?
Colt
Oh fuck my life
Ryland
Oh dearest brother, my twin is seeing another person, for him and Jody have a third kindred soul.
Colt
Court ill help u stalk simon plz just leave him alone
Court #9
Do you work with him? And Jody’s also dating him?
Ryland
Yup! Yup! He’s been their new engineer for a bunch of the stunts.
Court #9
I trust Jody’s judgement better than Colt’s.
Doesn’t prevent the background check.
Colt
How the fuck do u even know about him???
Ryland
I have my ways.
Ken
Ohh! It’s because Mark and Simon are brothers. Both are Wil’s cousins <3
They’re both pretty nice.
Ryland
I didn’t want to spoil it!!
But yeah, I only know cause Si introduced me, he rambled on and on about you and Jody you know.
I’m glad you both found him.
March
Oh my god, Ry being nice?? Who’d have thought
Are you sure they aint all crazy??
Ryland
They are not! Just Wilford. Mark and Si had very separate upbringings in childhood though, and it’s all I’m sharing because it really isn’t my place to say.
Lars
Oh! Colt please will you say hi to Mark for me!
Colt
How do u know him???
Lars
Simon introduced me! They’re both very nice. 🙂
Colt
HOW ARE U BEING INTRDUCED TO MY BF BEFORE I INTROUC HIM??
Ryland
Colt leave him alone. Lars was over to visit when Simon and Mark came back from coffee. That was all.
Colt
This just isnt fair
I hate u all
Specially rylie, fuck u
Ryland
Are you still coming over for dinner?
Colt
Im not a monster jeez
Ryland
You can all actually meet Simon, believe it or not. It was the intention all along, I’d been trying not to spoil it.
@Ken Wilford’s invited, Simon said he needs “at least one freaky familiar face”.
Same goes for you Colt, Jody and Mark are invited, although I think Simon already told Mark that.
Colt
Explains why they both said they were busy tonite
Does anyone need me to get them
@Lars ? Or is Casey getting u??
Casey
I’m picking Lars and Holly up, Healy said him and March will be there later.
Still 6pm Ryland?
Ryland
Yes, thank you Cas! None of you need to worry either, it’s Simon’s cooking, not mine.
Court #3
Finally admitting the bad cooking skills, well done Ryland.
I’ll see if Claire is up for coming.
Ken
Will there be horses? I miss horses.🐎🐎
Ryland
Ken you know I do not have space nor money for horses.
Visit the ones at the farm if you miss them.
Ken
It isn’t the same.
Colt
Literally how???
Ken
You just don’t get the patriarchy.
Ryland
The patriarchy doesn’t include horses. You do know that Ken?
Colt
I think he didnt
Ken
I can’t believe it.
Ryland
I’m sorry Ken! I will take you to the horses tomorrow if you want!!
Ken
Wilford’s gonna take me, he’s got the day off <3
Colt
I thought he had today off considering what he mentione- nevermind
Ken
What?
Colt
Ken please i dont wanna relive thecthoughts
Lars
Casey and I have picked Holly up! We’re on our way. 🥰
Ryland
We will see you soon Lars.
Lars
Hi Simon!
Ryland
Hi Lars, I made the cinnamon cookies for you.
Lars
Thank you! Holly says she’s excited to try them and meet you!
Ryland
I hope they’re okay.
Colt
Youre simon? Wheres ryry??
DID U KILL HIM?? U MONSTER TEALING HIS PGONE
Ryland
Hello Colt. He threw his phone onto the sofa at a message and left it open, I was responding to Lars.
Colt
Why the fuck do u know my name?
Shit yeah youre Marks bro
Ryland
Well yes, and Ryland actually saved your phone number, believe it or not.
March
I like this guy! Nice to kinda meet ya!
Ryland
Hello. Ryland is taking his phone back now.
Oh goodness Colt why are you so blimming rude to everyone?? This guy’s going to be your family one way or another give him the benefit of the doubt.
March
Ooooo am I hearing wedding bells already?
Court #4
He better not be.
Ryland jesus, how long have you even known the man?
Ryland
Well, I wasn’t just talking about myself, although I really do see my future with him, which is why we’re even having this dinner in the first place. Are we also forgetting that Colt and Jody are dating Simon’s brother?? And Ken is MARRIED to his cousin? Plus if (god forbid if) we ever were to break up, I think Lars would swap me out for Simon in a heartbeat.
Lars
He is really nice. He bakes me things, and sends me book recommendations.
Court #4
Can I speak to him as well tonight?
Ryland
Just do NOT make it an interrogation, or you will never come over again.
Court #4
Deal.
Claire cannot make it, she has a sleepover with her friend.