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    ​​"My Harvard transcript didn’t say: 'Capable of treating blackmailed canaries, doctors in portable holes, or traumatized ducks.' But rules are meant to be run over at top speed!"

    Coming to town from Momen't Valley Wionna's philosophy was simple : Run fast, never look back, and NEVER buy ACME!

    ​As history's first Toon Psychologist and undercover journalist, she survives on pure insomnia. Her life's purpose peaks when an anxious lawyer and a 90%-burn-scarred coyote arrive to sue a global monopoly.
    ​Now, whistleblowing with Bugs Bunny, kicking an arrogant rooster's ego, protecting an old friend, and exposing ACME's dirty laundry is just her daily routine.

    But how far can she run before she crashes?

    ​This nonsense is totally made up, yet far more reliable than ACME products. Grab your popcorn carrots, a massive adventure awaits folks! Beep Beep! ;)

    I love you all so much!!!!! 💞💝💗

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