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    After jaywalking one time too many, our hapless protagonist is unceremoniously dumped into a Lordran that doesn't need him, like the punchline to a bad joke no one wanted to hear. He's not even undead and he's certainly not the Chosen Undead who's already claimed all the loot and slain all the bosses. The land of ancient lords has no place for cowards like him and yet he lingers, muddling through as he takes up the study of magic and somehow even manages to catch the eye of a certain mysterious goddess.

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