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Fernando’s Mexican Diner — @fernandomexhp
We’d like to thank Spider-Man and the X-Men for choosing our diner to eat lunch for today! Thank you so much for your support, and for helping keep our city and country safe. -Fernando @nycspiderman @xmenofficial
[attached is a picture of Spider-Man and the X-Men sitting around a table in a Mexican Diner in Hunts Point, the Bronx. They each pose for the camera in varying poses. Marvel Girl and Spider-Man are seen holding each others’ hands as they wave at the camera.]
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Samuel 🇵🇷 — @sammybptrc
o shit no way i frequent this place so much 😭lucky i wish i got to see spiderman
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Oreon — @oreorion
and what about the x men?
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Samuel 🇵🇷— @sammybptrc
bro chill im not mutantphobic im just a new yorker
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Brad 🇺🇸✝️— @bradjohnson85
Disgusting. I would have thought Spider-Man new better than to hang out with those mutie freaks.
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Samuel 🇵🇷— @sammybptrc
ok THERES the mutantphobe
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ButtyFly — @flutterbymeoutofhere
get a life
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Rosie — @th0rnlessrose_
do you know who youre talking about???? mf spideys basically a mutant in all but power origin
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Angiela — @angelelelelel
wait we know spideys origin story??
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Rosie — @th0rnlessrose_
yes???? he said it in an interview he was bitten by a weird mutated radioactive spider
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B — @bjoredoutofmymind
?????????? thats not how radioactivity works??????????
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Your Local Asparagus — @localasparagusman
bro magic and aliens exist i think we can forgive weird radioactive stuff
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Puppisa — @puppisaaa
Guys i cant be the only one whos seeing that SPIDERMAN AND MARVEL GIRL ARE HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!
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Maven — @mavenmicosversion
WAIT I JUST NOTICED WHATTTTT
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aaaaAAAAAAA — @songsopranosong
brand new superhero ship just dropped what do we call it
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Allie 👽 — @allienzzz
its not a ship if its real 😭
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Eris the Pulsar — @pulsareris
i mean we dont know
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Allie 👽 — @allienzzz
brotatochip they are HOLDING HANDS
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Eris the Pulsar — @pulsareris
friends can hold hands too yk
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Jakesonny — @lockapple13
hear me out: SpiderMarvel. We know marvel girls identity is some1 named jean grey but we don know spidey’s so it doesnt make sense to use one heros real name but not the other
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Vega — @lasvega_notvegas
omg yes its perfect
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HyperNova — @novanovanova
YESSS
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aaaaAAAAAAA — @songsopranosong
yes yes YES
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Allie 👽 — @allienzzz
beautiful
TRENDING ON TWITTER
#SpiderMarvel
Spider-Man
Marvel Girl
X-Men
Jakesonny — @lockapple13
i did not expect this many people to like it holy shit
The Bagler — @beaglebagles
Bro wasnt #SpiderMarvel made like last night 😭
Here comes the sun ☀️— @thelyricalsun
o yeah i totally ship #SpiderMarvel bc i swear yesterday like a few hours before that mexican diner posted i saw spidey and the x men flying thru the city and spidey was holding marvel girl even tho shes fully capable of flight so somethings going on
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HyperNova — @novanovanova
wait omg what thats insane
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Miles — @badmachine2014
lol thats insane i saw them too
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Dylan A — @clarinettooter99
ok yeah somethings going on its basically all but confirmed
JR Jr — @devourerof_moss
better question, where is @nycspiderman in all this? youd think hed be saying something
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
Lurking. Watching the chaos unfold.
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Ham 🐖 — @aok_ham09
wow this is the hero of new york huh /j
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Bobby — @captainamericas_righteardrum
ARE YOU OR ARE YOU NOT DATING MARVEL GIRL
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
This was a mistake, I shouldve stayed silent
Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
In light of my DMs and @s getting blasted:
My beautiful girlfriend 💗
[attached is a selfie of Spider-Man and Marvel Girl taken seemingly from the top of the Watchtower. They are holding hands, and Spider-Man’s mask is partially lifted to show his nose and mouth, and Marvel Girl is kissing his cheek. Below, Yelena Belova is visible flipping them off from the helipad.]
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Nyx✨— @nyxthefairy_
OMG ITS TRUE
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Bobby — @captainamericas_righteardrum
ITS TRUE????
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Brady — @_incendies
WHATTTTTTTTT
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Berry the Berry — @winter_beries
WAIT I DIDNT ACTUALLY EXPECT IT TO BE REAL
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Vega — @lasvega_notvegas
I KNEW ITTT
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Frank — @frankcpunisher
Why didn’t you tell me, kid?
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
I did????????? It was like 5 months ago man
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Frank — @frankcpunisher
Well I don’t remember shit.
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Ned — @thegratefulned42
writing smth down for the tracker rn
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Kitty — @prydefulshadowcat
beat you to it bro
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Ned — @thegratefulned42
THE BETRAYAL
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Peighton — @piccalilli
wait a minute arent you part of the x men??
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Kitty — @prydefulshadowcat
shhhhhhh
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Ned — @thegratefulned42
wait is she?
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Kitty — @prydefulshadowcat
nuh uh?
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Ned — @thegratefulned42
…how did i not notice until now
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Kitty — @prydefulshadowcat
idk broski were you expecting to meet one of the x men on the internet
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Ned — @thegratefulned42
ok fair point
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Ned — @thegratefulned42
wait did you know about this before everyone else then??
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Kitty — @prydefulshadowcat
by like a few days
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Ned — @thegratefulned42
bro 😭unfair
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Kitty — @prydefulshadowcat
womp womp
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Jordan (not Michael) — @jordankookaberra42
is no one talking about black widow flipping them off in the background
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Telemarketing — @telemachus0f_ithaca
nope.
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Jalaylay — @jalay1
i think most ppl just didnt notice 😭
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Black Widow ☑️ — @belovablackwidow
Those bitches ate each others’ faces off on my fucking tower for ten fucking minutes. What did you want me to do?
Marvel Girl — @jeanthegrey_mg
spider-man told me to get a twitter account for some reason, hopefully this is worth my time
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Marvel Girl — @jeanthegrey_mg
ah. i see that i am trending. @nycspiderman how did you let this happen
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
The picture at that Mexican diner lmao, then I was forced to explain myself
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Marvel Girl — @jeanthegrey_mg
wait is that why you asked to take that selfie on the watchtower??
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
Perhaps
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Marvel Girl — @jeanthegrey_mg
im taking away your hyphen privileges, spiderman
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
WHATT WHY
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Marvel Girl — @jeanthegrey_mg
bc i want to ngl
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
😭😭😭Evil woman
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Marvel Girl — @jeanthegrey_mg
u love me tho
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
Ok thats true
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Eris the Pulsar — @pulsareris
ok initially when i heard abt this i was kinda skeptical but i totally see it now, also who knew marvel girl was such a troll
Tucker — @tucker_trucker
Frankly, it’s disgusting that Spider-Man would date a mutie. I thought he had better sense than to even hang out with those freaks.
Joshua 🇺🇸 — @joshuaporter_1972
Spider-Man is no hero, at least not while he supports those mutant freaks that are ruining our livelihoods.
Esther — @estherkim94
Who was going to tell me Spider-Man’s girlfriend is a mutie? I think I’m gonna be sick.
Rich 🏈 — @richardb_38_12
bro what spideys dating a mutie ew
J. Jonah Jameson ☑️ — @dailybugle_jjj
(1/2) SPIDER-MENACE is exactly what the mutant community does NOT need for their societal progression! His constant delinquency will only set the mutant community BACK, and the X-Men, as a rising hero team, do not need his POOR INFLUENCE!
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J. Jonah Jameson ☑️ — @dailybugle_jjj
(2/2) I wish Marvel Girl the best of luck, but that STARTS by breaking off from that COWARDLY CLOWN!
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
Wow thanks for the support as always JJJ
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Marvel Girl — @jeanthegrey_mg
who tf is this guy
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Spider-Man ☑️ — @nycspiderman
Some random reporter who hates my guts
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J. Jonah Jameson ☑️ — @dailybugle_jjj
RANDOM? I’ll have you know I am a TWO-TIME Pulitzer Prize winner!
Private messages between Michelle (MJ) — @mj_notwatson and Spider-Man ☑️— @nycspiderman
Michelle (MJ) — @mj_notwatson: well at least i know youre not madly in love with me anymore
Spider-Man ☑️— @nycspiderman: lmao
Michelle (MJ) — @mj_notwatson: frankly it felt kind of creepy for a bit while you were still in love with me
Spider-Man ☑️— @nycspiderman: eh i lost feelings for you only like a few weeks after u said “i dont love you”
Spider-Man ☑️— @nycspiderman: btw, even tho im not in love with u anymore, still, ouch
Michelle (MJ) — @mj_notwatson: deal with it lmao
Michelle (MJ) — @mj_notwatson: ok but anyways u should totally introduce her to me and ned
Spider-Man ☑️— @nycspiderman: u sure?
Michelle (MJ) — @mj_notwatson: yea
Spider-Man ☑️— @nycspiderman: well were kinda busy looking for metzger but well come over if we have the time
Michelle (MJ) — @mj_notwatson: ight bet, see u then