Absolutely Need A Lobotomy
A collection of rabies infested stories that may or may not induce insanity.
If insanity is already present in the reader: they will now fit the legal diagnostic criteria for needing a lobotomy.Resources can be found at your local rabies vaccine clinic.
**Optional prompts in 'Rules', more to be added.**
(Open, Moderated)
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When Charlie Weasley turned nineteen and the truth of his bloodline revealed itself, he left everything behind, exiling himself to the wilds of Romania to protect the ones he loves.
Years later, after Molly Weasley’s special brand of guilt-tripping finally wears him down, Charlie returns to the Burrow. He only intended to support his youngest brother on the day of his wedding, but then, there she is.
Standing at the end of the aisle, wrapped in a flowing gown that glitters like the finest diamond. A treasure, just for him. His mate.
Instinct overpowers reason, and before the change can be stopped, the dragon breaks free to claim what belongs to him.
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The Peculiar Emancipation of Betelgeuse Black by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Nov 2025
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“Good evening, Malfoy. You’re looking well…which is convenient, really, because I need to have sex with you.”
After five years of self-imposed isolation, Draco Malfoy never expected to find Hermione Granger on his doorstep. Similarly, he never expected her Afterlife-research to involve him...OR to kill him. But when the unlikely pair wake up as ghosts, Hermione is convinced that Draco's ancestor—the infamous Betelgeuse Black—is the only one who can help them.
...But not until he terrorises the new occupants of Malfoy Manor, of course.The "Beetlejuice" submission for the A.N.A.Lween Fest.
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Mystery Work
Part of ANAL_Ween, Privated Work (BurningChandeliers)
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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The Devil entices.
The Devil wants you to live deliciously.
The Devil knows nothing & learns plenty about how indulgences work in 2025 when he comes to add a new name to his book.
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Theo is a raccoon who likes to make friends.