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Trust me with this by SA_White_Raven
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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"I don't know what happened, I woke up feeling weird, so I went to maybe, I don't know, pee and wash my face, see if it helps?" Ilya paused, looking away for a moment and steeling himself for the next part. "And then I take off my pants, and my dick is not there, it's just not, Shane what the fuck why do I suddenly have a vagina?" Ilya’s voice cracked, looking at Shane with helplessness in his eyes.
Shane took a moment to consider the words, trying to figure out if this was some sort of an elaborate joke Ilya was trying to play on him because what? and Ilya just huffed in frustration and pulled his pants and boxers down to show his dick - or, really, lack thereof.
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The one where Ilya made a stupid joke, lost his dick about it, and had to pay for it by cumming 5 times in one night.
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in a matter of time by lisa6
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 May 2026
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Unknown: Ты в Москве или всё ещё в отпуске с моим братом?
Shane: ?
Unknown: Что было трудно понять?
Unknown: Он прочитал мое сообщение?
Shane: I don't speak Russian.
Unknown: Очень смешно
Shane: Think you've got the wrong number.One day, Shane gets a message from an unknown number. Despite the stress of the fast approaching NHL draft, he can't seem to stop responding.
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Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry
Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men?
Luca: I’m not sure how to answer thatIn which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.
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- Part 5 of the secret society of stick handlers
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NHL Updates @NHLUpdates
Montreal captain Shane Hollander begs for information about a mysterious “Boston Lily” who he’s been secretly dating for six years, sparking a viral movement to reunite the pair. Full story below.metrooos @hockleberry
guys I think we might have to lock the fuck in????? #FindBostonLily--OR--
Amnesiac!Shane knows that he's in love, but not who he's in love with. The internet vows to assist.
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“What did you think, captain?” Casey asks.
Shane leans forward, leaning slightly into Ilya and making it even harder to concentrate on their conversation instead of getting lost in the woodsy smell and presence of Shane Hollander.
“I think–” Shane’s voice is a little sultry; the beers and shots truly are doing a number on him already, and it’s making the hairs on Ilya’s arms stand up. “–Rozanov has once again proven why he is one of the best in our league.”
Ilya wants to turn his head towards Shane, but his entire body jolts forward when he feels a hand coming to rest on his thigh underneath the table. He lets out an audible ‘oof’ and tries to desperately play it off when their teammates throw him a confused look.
Ilya makes a throw away gesture. “Hollander is being way too nice.”
“If I was you I’d enjoy it while it lasts,” Cliff Marlow says, with a shit-eating grin.
OR: Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov attend the Florida All-Stars after party, post Rose break-up and post Tampa Bay bar scene.