8 Works in Batfam
Listing Works
-
Do you have a secret harem? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
01 Sep 2025
Tags
Summary
"Dick," he said, recognizing his boyfriend's son, putting his bag down on the floor, "How did you get here? Does Bruce know you're here?"
"I have my ways," the kid said calmly, then puffed out his chest proudly. "And for you, it's Robin. I'm here for something serious. Is it true?"
"What's supposed to be true, Robin?"
"The harem, Superman. Does it really exist?"
(Where Dick is on a mission and where Clark finally understands why Bruce can't say no to his son.)
-
Santa Claus is coming to town by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, Nightwing (Comics)
28 Dec 2022
Tags
Summary
The false beard itched like hell. Bruce tried not to scratch, but it was hard. His boots were uncomfortable, two sizes larger than he'd requested, and the fabric was shaggy.
Alfred stared at him skeptically, "Sir, I don't think it's necessary."
"This is Tim's first Christmas at the Manor. I want to make it special."
Series
- Part 11 of Bat babies
-
Who needs a friend when you have a Robin? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
23 Oct 2022
Tags
Summary
"What about Tim? Where is he?"
"Ah, he's very shy with strangers. Tim, please introduce yourself."
From behind Mr. Wayne's leg, it sprouted another kid. He had big blue eyes, pale skin, and untidy hair. He looked very delicate, and more like a puppy than someone trained to take down evil aliens.
Kon felt strange. He was sweating cold, his heart throbbing.
He had never felt like this before.
He stared at Tim. Tim stared at him. No one had dared to speak.
It was Kon who spoke first, "You have the eyes like a cow!"
What could go wrong with organizing a playdate among the sons of the world's finest?
Series
- Part 6 of Bat babies
-
Heroes and monsters by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
21 Oct 2022
Tags
Summary
"Tim, why are you dressed as the Red Hood?" he asked, his voice choked.
"Duh, why shouldn't I? You're a hero," was the boy's reply, oblivious to his older brother's mind-whacks.
Jason blinked, "Do you really think so?"
"Yes, you're as strong as Batman. But you were Robin before, so you're a lot cooler."
Series
- Part 5 of Bat babies
-
It's my turn to chase the real monsters away by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Oct 2022
Tags
Summary
During Samhain, when the boundary between the human and supernatural worlds thinned, allowing monsters and ghosts to cross, Bruce finds Jason with a child. A human child.
This will cause some problems.
-
Operation Lonely Hearts by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2022
Tags
Summary
"Are Bruce and Mr. Kent a couple?"
Tim's point-blank question at breakfast almost made Dick choke on cereal, while Jason laughed.
"Why do you ask?" the young man asked, his eyes bright with exertion.
Tim shrugged, "They look like a couple should be."
-
through different colored glasses by wearealltalesintheend
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
30 Jul 2018
Tags
Summary
"The Justice League, Hal Jordan and Oliver Queen in particular, love to say that Bruce is too serious.
They say he needs to lighten up. They say he is too anal about things. They say he is too strict. They say a whole lot of things.
But Hal Jordan and Oliver Queen do not have to deal with things like this.
“Bruce, I’m telling you,” Tim says, frantically, “this is in no way my fault. If I had to blame anyone, it would be Dick anyway!”
“Me?” Dick cries, scandalized that his brother would throw him under the bus like this, and almost lets the ice pack slip from his black eye, “why is it my fault?”
“I don’t know,” Jason drawls, sounding utterly bored by the whole situation, “I think I agree with Replacement on this.” "
or, alternatively, Bruce confiscates Jason's rocket launcher and sets off a chain reaction, Dick somehow gets dragged into Jason's mess, Tim wishes his brothers weren't maniacs, and maybe it's really a matter of points of view.
day 2 of Batfam Week: Trapped.
Series
- Part 2 of Batfam Week 2018
-
Tags
Summary
Bruce Wayne's kids make a high stakes bet to find Bruce a girlfriend. Clark is. . . not sure how he feels about this.
What follows is a tale of romance, friendship, family, tractors, bullet wounds, Stephanie Brown's (frankly amazing) motorcycle, and too many PowerPoint presentation jokes.