Crack & Crack treated seriously favourites
A collection for fanfiction built on weird ideas that have the potential to be very funny. Contains works wherein it's intended to make you laugh, and where the idea is taken as realistically as feasible.
This collection has two subcollections- one for 'crack', and the other for 'crack taken seriously'.
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He can see ghosts, which means he still has family. Still has Shisui, and all the aunts and uncles and cousins and distant relatives he didn’t even know before. Still has mother, her kind smile and her knowledge. Still has father, as well, although Fugaku stays distant most days, wallowing in regrets and things that make the air around him terribly cold.
Sasuke is glad, selfishly, for that small mercy.
He could have lived without the ghost drama, though....
Or: the one where Sasuke can see ghosts, and things aren't as bad as they could be.
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Maria Campbell of the Astral Clocktower by Shadow_Crystal_Mage
Fandoms: 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… - 山口悟 | My Next Life as a Villainess - Yamaguchi Satoru (Light Novels), 乙女ゲームの破滅フラグしかない悪役令嬢に転生してしまった… | My Next Life as a Villainess (Anime), Bloodborne (Video Game), Dark Souls (Video Games), Demon's Souls, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Video Game), Zombieland Saga (Anime), Elden Ring (Video Game)
03 Dec 2025
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Maria Campbell remembers an old life. A life bathed in blood. A fishing hamlet. A research hall of many floors and many patients. And a stranger who insisted on corpse-fishing...
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the curse of the anime protagonist by masterdipster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Oct 2025
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Or; the one where Izuku is blessed with the most heroic quirk in existence.
The problem is, er, being a hero's the last thing he wants to be.
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Rin: Got hit by Truck-kun and reincarnated. I know, I know, so cliche. How about you?
Obito: I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got to get back. They gave me a week to accept the job offer and I’ve been here seven years now.
Kakashi: I’ll save you all this time. Then I can retire in peace.
Minato: I need more alcohol.Team Minato, featuring not one, but two OC-inserts, a time travelling Kakashi, and Haymitch, I mean, Minato.
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Hey, Asshole! by AimeeLouWrites
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII
26 Sep 2025
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A time-traveling Cloud takes the direct route in fixing Genesis and Angeal's degradation. This backfires immediately.
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- Part 1 of They're Idiots, Your Honor
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Black Hole Heart by LadyNyxRavus for samfu
Fandoms: Naruto, Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics)
11 Sep 2022
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By all accounts, Sakura is dead for the first five minutes of her life.
Yet, she continues. If she occasionally has too many, too sharp teeth then that's their business.
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Closer by MikeWritesThings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Oct 2017
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“Hello and good evening, dear listener! How’s it going? What’s on your mind?”
“Why didn’t you do the dishes. I specifically asked you to do the dishes so when I got home from patrol I could have stuff to make us dinner. Tell me why, Hizashi.”
Or, one evening an irritable Shouta calls Hizashi during his evening show, and it becomes a regular occurrence.
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Mako-Soaked Kittens by FeralSunshine22
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV
05 Oct 2025
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Kunsel Zelda had a simple plan.
Step 1: Rescue Cloud and Zack.
Step 2: Kill everyone in the Manor and burn it to the ground.
Step 3: Disappear into the mountains and never resurface.
Step 4: Bring Aerith to them (if it wouldn't compromise Zack and Cloud's safety)But even for simple plans, he had over seventy-five back-up plans. Getting turned into a housecats and getting thrown into a different world were not a part of the back-up plans. At all.
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- Part 1 of Mako Soaked Kintsugi AUs
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.