17 Bookmarked Items in Crack & Crack treated seriously favourites
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Black Hole Heart by LadyNyxRavus for samfu
Fandoms: Naruto, Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics)
11 Sep 2022
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By all accounts, Sakura is dead for the first five minutes of her life.
Yet, she continues. If she occasionally has too many, too sharp teeth then that's their business.
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- English
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- 28,759
- Chapters:
- 7/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 977
- Kudos:
- 8,762
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- 3,588
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Closer by MikeWritesThings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Oct 2017
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“Hello and good evening, dear listener! How’s it going? What’s on your mind?”
“Why didn’t you do the dishes. I specifically asked you to do the dishes so when I got home from patrol I could have stuff to make us dinner. Tell me why, Hizashi.”
Or, one evening an irritable Shouta calls Hizashi during his evening show, and it becomes a regular occurrence.
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- English
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- 3,254
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 18
- Comments:
- 303
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- 35,645
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- 5,649
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Mako-Soaked Kittens by FeralSunshine22
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV
05 Oct 2025
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Kunsel Zelda had a simple plan.
Step 1: Rescue Cloud and Zack.
Step 2: Kill everyone in the Manor and burn it to the ground.
Step 3: Disappear into the mountains and never resurface.
Step 4: Bring Aerith to them (if it wouldn't compromise Zack and Cloud's safety)But even for simple plans, he had over seventy-five back-up plans. Getting turned into a housecats and getting thrown into a different world were not a part of the back-up plans. At all.
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- Part 1 of Mako Soaked Kintsugi AUs
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
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- English
- Words:
- 73,621
- Chapters:
- 30/?
- Collections:
- 124
- Comments:
- 7,654
- Kudos:
- 49,557
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- 14,440
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.
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- English
- Words:
- 128,445
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 48
- Comments:
- 639
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- 7,238
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- 2,611
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Batman, go grab your Robin... Wait, wrong Robin! by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
11 Aug 2022
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Tim just wanted to go trick-or-treating as Robin this year. He had been working so hard on his costume and it looked so authentic, he really just wanted it to be appreciated.
How did he end up being kidnapped by Batman?
AKA
A sleep-deprived and lightly concussed Bruce grabs the wrong Robin when heading home from Halloween Patrol.
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- Part 27 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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- English
- Words:
- 1,627
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 62
- Comments:
- 415
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- 21,791
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- 4,229
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(misunderstandings) make the world go round by akcugrai
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Oct 2025
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Despite what everyone around him believed, Izuku did have a quirk.
A quirk which convinced people he was quirkless.
Yeah.
So when he was offered the chance to inherit All Might’s quirk, Izuku believed that he could finally be the hero that he'd always wanted to be.
Nothing in Izuku's life could be that simple.
(Previously titled "no quirk")- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 82,877
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,650
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- 4,978
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- 1,442
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- 90,226
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Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Or,
There are Naruto characters who can tell they're inside the Naruto story and honestly, take it pretty well.
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- English
- Words:
- 339,578
- Chapters:
- 75/?
- Comments:
- 107
- Kudos:
- 375
- Bookmarks:
- 266
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- 13,695
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That 'Hawk' Agent is Weird by Damon_Ricky
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
29 Dec 2020
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Things are changing rapidly in the world of Thedas, and many people would ask: How did Ellendra and Mattrin get together? What do nuggalopes really eat? When did they know Corypheus was going to attack Haven? Why are people calling Solas 'EGGHEAD', And why is Cullen so damn good at chess?
Hawk knows, and that's Hawk without the 'E' at the end.
Basically, it's an MGIT carefully and quietly pulling the strings from the background. The only reason why he hasn't been caught 'yet' is because of Leliana's love for nugs.
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- Part 1 of MGIT: Hawk without the 'E'
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A retired marine gets roped into raising Gol D. Roger's kid, and every time he looks away, the kids increase. He's not paid enough for this shit. Actually, he's not being paid at all. Goddammit Garp.
Probably won't be written chronologically.
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- 22,725
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- 9
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- 1,399
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Cursed to Strife by AimeeLouWrites, Traykor
Fandom: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV
06 Oct 2025
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Cloud is cursed to bounce through dimensions forever. It's exactly as bad as it sounds.
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- 20
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- 650
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Real Feeling of Sharing by Tolpen
Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
12 Dec 2024
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This series is a "playthrough" of the Dragon Age game series with a twist take on the Modern Girl In Thedas trope. Narrated in first person it follows the Oracle, a young woman from modern Earth transported into Thedas through unknown means who's derailed the history on the eve of the Battle of Ostagar which starts the events of Dragon Age: Origins. The world is forever changed and yet the same.
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- 205,504
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- 3
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- 17
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The witchers' grapevine by Ledgea
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2020
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- 167,543
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- 7
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- 238
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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The Holy Grail War is not a Pokemon Battle. That doesn't stop Shirou from pretending that it is, however.
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Ruby Rose discovered the boundaries of her new world early on. Then, she learned how to break them. Imagine how this looked to everyone else.
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It started because the President's wife was crazy. Or rather, the whole plot was enabled by the utterly bizarre direction the president's wife's paranoia had gone in. Obviously, any woman who was willing to marry that gluttonous pig of a man had to be at least a little crazy, but no, this woman was crazy for other reasons, such as her utter obsession with the phrase 'what do we do if...'
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Cloud is a bit fed up with this time loop business. Fortunately, this round, he has a plan. And it's going to be fun for everyone except for Shinra.
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- Part 1 of Let there be Zombies
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,294
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 82
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- 1,554
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- 462
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Chocobo breeding, Banora apples, and hey wait is that cult? by AlphaRaposa, BaMay_Lama_DD (Bama_Lama_Ding_Dong), BeefyKnees, BloomingMiracle (Luna264), Gregora, Henry_The_Dark_Mage, MidnaMoo, ModeGone, SincerelyBel, tenebrousArchivist, Vivimire, Wolf_Pearl
Fandom: Bapple Cult - Fandom, Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)
26 Apr 2023
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20 people get isekied into FF7, so many things happen.
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- 5
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- 37
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