Crack & Crack treated seriously favourites
A collection for fanfiction built on weird ideas that have the potential to be very funny. Contains works wherein it's intended to make you laugh, and where the idea is taken as realistically as feasible.
This collection has two subcollections- one for 'crack', and the other for 'crack taken seriously'.
(Open, Moderated)
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Spam Calls by Emberblaze
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Jan 2021
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The staff of U.A. think there's a traitor in their midst. They're right, if they count All Might not knowing that one does not click on sketchy links.
Meanwhile, 1-A is vaguely annoyed by all of the spam calls they keep getting. And why do most of them sound like they're being read by someone on his deathbed?
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so says the maiden by starlightmeissa
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Feb 2025
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(formerly known as biggering)
House Mooton is an old and respected house founded before the time of Petty Kings and forever residing in their city, Maidenpool.
Eleanor Mooton inherits the Ladyship of House Mooton after the second brother of two months dies in a hunting accident in the middle of Robert’s Rebellion. She is quite put upon about this.
(alternatively: local reincarnation unfortunately becomes important due to the universe's own fuckery. she should've ran to essos the second she realized where she was.)
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- Part 1 of wisdom and strength
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the hottest topic by mystyrust for Alexa_Piper, murphy_kitt, Dekalkomania, x_steelcrow_x, heartbeatslows
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
18 Apr 2022
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Sailor of ships @letmyshipssail
so how did you end up working at hot topic? @deadTired
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Yes I work at hot topic ✔ @deadTired
They were hiring.
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Hot Topic ✔ @hottopic
we'd never say no to an emo punk boy who wants to work for us 🤙🤪The internet tries to figure the ghost boy out. Someone theorized he could be a 'half-ghost', but what does that mean, anyway?
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- Part 4 of phight phight phight!!
- Part 4 of #html_cinematic_universe
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suspend disbelief by mystyrust
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Aug 2022
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It was going to be a perfect day.
It was going to be a good day.
It was going to be a terrible day.Someone, something, was messing with Izuku’s daily routine, and when his suspension of disbelief breaks, it also breaks his perception of his world as he knows it.
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slummin' in the city in your fancy heels by BookKeep for JohnBurtonLee
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
10 Jul 2021
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When Shikako decides that it’s time to start adding personality to her chūnin uniform, she doesn’t expect it to get quite this out of hand.
It isn’t even her fault.
Mostly.
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Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Or,
There are Naruto characters who can tell they're inside the Naruto story and honestly, take it pretty well.
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The witchers' grapevine by Ledgea
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Sep 2020
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- 167,543
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
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"Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."
When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.
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Real Feeling of Sharing by Tolpen
Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
12 Dec 2024
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This series is a "playthrough" of the Dragon Age game series with a twist take on the Modern Girl In Thedas trope. Narrated in first person it follows the Oracle, a young woman from modern Earth transported into Thedas through unknown means who's derailed the history on the eve of the Battle of Ostagar which starts the events of Dragon Age: Origins. The world is forever changed and yet the same.
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- 205,504
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
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Mako-Soaked Kittens by FeralSunshine22
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy XV
05 Oct 2025
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Kunsel Zelda had a simple plan.
Step 1: Rescue Cloud and Zack.
Step 2: Kill everyone in the Manor and burn it to the ground.
Step 3: Disappear into the mountains and never resurface.
Step 4: Bring Aerith to them (if it wouldn't compromise Zack and Cloud's safety)But even for simple plans, he had over seventy-five back-up plans. Getting turned into a housecats and getting thrown into a different world were not a part of the back-up plans. At all.
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- Part 1 of Mako Soaked Kintsugi AUs