17 Works in Status Condition Week
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Joker gets afflicted with the Fear status in the Casino Palace, and Crow is the only one close enough to get him.
I started this for ye olde Status Condition Week but never finished it haha. Found the WIP and decided to get it done!
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Day SEVEN of Status Condition Week 2022 -- Lust /
Envy/Wrath--
Crow crossed his arms. “Her eyes are pink.”
Joker moved to get into Violet’s space as well, brow furrowed beneath his mask. Violet could only think about how she would have time to only kiss one of them— and she wasn’t sure she could choose which. “Like pink-eye??”
“No, idiot . Look closer.”
“Oh— that’s... odd.” Joker gave her a very incredulous look, blinking rather blankly as he looked over her. A finger of heat curled in her belly under the searching gaze, wishing it was wandering hands or lips instead.
“...She seems fine?” He didn’t seem entirely sure himself.
Crow scoffed and motioned up towards Violet’s face. “Is that look normal to you? She looks like she wants to eat you alive.”
Violet’s face warmed to a pleasant pink. If anything, she wanted them both to eat her alive. Figuratively— that is. She was pretty sure, at least.
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Crow and Joker get hit with the Lust ailment in the Casino Palace. What happens next will not surprise you
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Status Condition Week 2022
Day 6: SleepWhat if we marathoned the fast and furious filmography and we were both boys
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Day SIX of Status Condition Week 2022 --
Rattled/Fear/ Sleep--
First came the scattered coughing and sniffling, the pink dust settling on clothes in a light pink dusting and leaving their breaths thick with agitation. Mona groaned something about sleep dust, holding his cartoonish head in his little paws. Then came panic when Oracle did a mental headcount, finding herself one short every time. It was whispered first before said louder, so everyone could hear.
“Joker’s gone.” Panic rose in her voice. “Where’s Joker?”
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(written for status ailment week 2022 day 6 -
rattled/ fear /sleep)“Fu-Futaba?”
She steps a little bit closer, until they’re only about an arms length apart. She can hear his breathing now, heavy and uneven.
“Yeah, it’s…me.” Her words are quiet and awkward. It’s awkward. He’s scared, probably experiencing a lot of horrible emotions, and she doesn’t know what to say to comfort him.
There’s a moment of silence and calm, and she thinks that maybe her being here is enough.
But whatever peace he found dissipates the second after she thinks that, and he’s trembling—shaking—violently.
or;
yusuke gets inflicted with fear, and futaba is left trying to figure out how to comfort him.
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At the very top of Hoarder’s Mountain, Akira places a single pack of wafers. They’re shaped in the logo of the Phantom Thieves. Goro finds it to be the most pretentious, infuriating thing he’s ever seen in his life.
Written for Status Condition Week - Day 5: Forget
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Akira nuzzles into the scarf with a soft smile and a whispered thank you. The unguarded expression on his face makes Goro consider giving up his jacket, too.
Written for Status Condition Week - Day 3: Freeze
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Day 3 - Freeze. Goro stares at the strange blue creature in Kurusu’s hands. The Cryo Slime, as Kurusu likes to call it, takes an unfortunate interest in him.
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Status Condition Week 2022
Day 5: ForgetIn two companion one-shots: one where Goro forgets that he’s supposed to be acting like a prince, and one where he forgets that he's never been much of a prince anyway.
P5R spoilers in Chapter 2!
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BRAINWASH - Status Condition Week 2022
Third Semester Goro claws his way into the Happy Ending reality and kicks the other Goro’s shit in. Complications arise.
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Day THREE of Status Condition Week 2022 --
Burn/ Freeze /Shock--
A moderately powerful ice attack didn’t freeze so much as it burned .
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No matter how many items they try, Crow can't stop shivering. Joker takes it upon himself to keep watch over him for the night, you know, just in case.
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Plus minus noll - a Swedish expression when two opposite things cancel each other out, like placing two equal weights on the opposite sides of a scale
The Phantom Thieves have to problem solve when two of their teammates get contrasting ailments that stay post-battle. Their leader uses the knowledge a few months later to get closer to his rival.
#StatusConditionWeek2022
Day 3: burn/freeze/shockSeries
- Part 1 of Nila's status condition week fics
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“Hmm they do say body heat is the best way to warm up anyone with hypothermia. It makes sense this is the most effective way to help.”
When he pulls back, Akira’s once again staring. His eyes are clearer now, that familiar grey returning much to Goro’s relief. And as he watches, an equally recognisable spark appears, placing him immediately on alert.
“T-there’s another t-thing we c-c-could try.”
Goro doesn’t have time to contemplate the meaning before he’s being kissed.
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For status condition week: freeze
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“Why? I’ll just do it for you.” Joker grinned, less a demand and more like a statement. Leaving no room for debate from Akechi.
And before he could even protest, Akira’s face was in front of his and a red-gloved hand was tilting his chin back farther and farther until Akechi was essentially lying down. Akira was hovering above him, Eye Drops in hand and eyes dilating at the sight of Akechi sprawled before him.
This was definitely weird.
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Prompt for Status Condition Week 2022! Day 2: Pollen Warning
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Crow gets hit with the Hunger ailment in Mementos. (3rd semester)
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Day ONE of Status Condition Week 2022 -- Rage /
Hunger--
Noir gasped, eyes wide with fear for their leader’s safety. Fox grunted as if he’d been hit, a hand resting on the pommel of his katana in preparation for attack or defense. Crow simply couldn’t stop staring, enraptured in the way Joker hunched over, dagger held as tightly as he could, his teeth bared like an animal. He was seething and shaking like a madman, looking ready to burst with such strong hatred.
“Oracle, he’s enraged!” Crow barked. “It’s a good look on him, but obviously not a good time to be afflicted!”
“Keep it in your pants, Crow.” Oracle’s eye-roll was practically audible. “Keep an eye on him, his attack is gonna be through the roof, but his defense and accuracy’s been tanked.”
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Joker's been afflicted with Rage. Crow decides to make it his own personal mission to piss him off further— for fun.