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one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.
OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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- Part 1 of financial audit aus
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i’ve got my money on things going badly by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
08 May 2026
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HUA CHENG: Banks are also a scam.
MU QING: I’m literally looking at your bank statements right now.
HUA CHENG: That’s nothing. We keep the bulk of our fortune buried underground in a safe place.
MU QING: . . . What exactly did you bury?
HUA CHENG: Gold bars.
MU QING: I’m really, seriously going to kill you both.
OR: mu qing runs a financial advice podcast and hualian are, naturally, the two worst guests he's ever had
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- Part 2 of financial audit aus
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10 RMB lucky chickens by Raitelzen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Feb 2020
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This was a love story between a pair of right cocks.
Not on Jiang Cheng's watch.
(The one where Jiang Cheng's a PhD chlamydia researcher; Lan Xichen's the NEET social recluse who moves in next door; and they come together because Jiang Cheng's pet chicken Wei Cluckxian won't stay out of Lan Xichen's chicken Wingji's coop).
EDIT: Russian translation now available from Sl_ai (Thank you so much!): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29824479/chapters/73379835
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I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich by x_los
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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“First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”
Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.
Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.
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Su She Eats his Heart Out by KizuKatana
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2023
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The (bitter) third party pov of the epic college romance between Wei Ying and Lan Zhan, as told from the pettiest NPC to ever exist.
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A new student transferred into the university in their second year, and Su She was gleeful to see how much Lan Zhan was irritated by him from the very first day that the student (Wei something) showed up late for class with a ratty hoodie pulled up over his head and proceeded to sleep through lecture. Finally, someone else would be the butt of everyone’s jokes as they watched Wei Ying constantly try and fail to get Lan Zhan’s attention. When midterm grades came out, Su She was expecting the guy to be humiliated.
That was… not what happened.
Worse still, Lan Zhan was now actually turning his head to look at the guy when he spoke. And... wait, was Lan Zhan… putting his hand on the guy’s ass?!
No. Su She does not accept this.
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