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one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.
OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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- Part 1 of financial audit aus
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i’ve got my money on things going badly by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
08 May 2026
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HUA CHENG: Banks are also a scam.
MU QING: I’m literally looking at your bank statements right now.
HUA CHENG: That’s nothing. We keep the bulk of our fortune buried underground in a safe place.
MU QING: . . . What exactly did you bury?
HUA CHENG: Gold bars.
MU QING: I’m really, seriously going to kill you both.
OR: mu qing runs a financial advice podcast and hualian are, naturally, the two worst guests he's ever had
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- Part 2 of financial audit aus
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10 RMB lucky chickens by Raitelzen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Feb 2020
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This was a love story between a pair of right cocks.
Not on Jiang Cheng's watch.
(The one where Jiang Cheng's a PhD chlamydia researcher; Lan Xichen's the NEET social recluse who moves in next door; and they come together because Jiang Cheng's pet chicken Wei Cluckxian won't stay out of Lan Xichen's chicken Wingji's coop).
EDIT: Russian translation now available from Sl_ai (Thank you so much!): https://archiveofourown.org/works/29824479/chapters/73379835
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I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich by x_los
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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“First, you get the money. Then you get the power, respect - hos come last.”
Wen Qing traps Wei Wuxian in the Demon Slaughtering Cave, but Wei Wuxian isn’t interested in being the beneficiary of the Wen Remnants’ noble sacrifice. His efforts to free himself accidentally send him back to the beginning of the Sunshot Campaign. Coreless but armed with demonic cultivation, knowledge of the future and his wits, Wei Wuxian takes advantage of this opportunity to come out on top of both the war and its aftermath—before either has a chance to happen—by marrying and swiftly burying the cultivation world’s worst men.
Lan Wangji is confused, hurt, and uncomfortably aroused by Wei Wuxian’s improbably elaborate series of Sect-themed bridal negligees.
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Su She Eats his Heart Out by KizuKatana
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2023
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The (bitter) third party pov of the epic college romance between Wei Ying and Lan Zhan, as told from the pettiest NPC to ever exist.
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A new student transferred into the university in their second year, and Su She was gleeful to see how much Lan Zhan was irritated by him from the very first day that the student (Wei something) showed up late for class with a ratty hoodie pulled up over his head and proceeded to sleep through lecture. Finally, someone else would be the butt of everyone’s jokes as they watched Wei Ying constantly try and fail to get Lan Zhan’s attention. When midterm grades came out, Su She was expecting the guy to be humiliated.
That was… not what happened.
Worse still, Lan Zhan was now actually turning his head to look at the guy when he spoke. And... wait, was Lan Zhan… putting his hand on the guy’s ass?!
No. Su She does not accept this.
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don’t threaten me with a good time by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2022
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“I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
“Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.
OR: the great british bake-off au???
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we’re dancing around the kitchen by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2024
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“I made you ‘Love for All Seasons’ stew,” Xie Lian says.
Hua Cheng makes an odd sort of choking noise that the sound department either will or will not be generous enough to edit out during post-production. “It’s beautiful.”
Lan Wangji regards the stew. “This looks like it was regurgitated.”
OR: an mdzs/tgcf crossover au of worst cooks in america
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reddit stories by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest, 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Feb 2026
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Wangxian & Hualian Crossover by haruka_otome33
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2024
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A light-hearted transmigration crossover series with lots of hijinks <3
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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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The Bride Selection by trufflehargau
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
24 Apr 2022
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Xie Lian held up the flyer, and squinted at it through the eye-holes of his mask. Beneath the words ‘Join the Selection! Be the Ghost King’s Bride!’ the sweeping eaves rendered in wobbly black ink matched the silhouette of the building in the distance. Paradise Manor. The Ghost King’s home.
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...The Princess and the Pea retelling? Set before the events of the novel. The Ghost King of Paradise Manor is selecting a bride. Xie Lian doesn't really know what he's doing there.
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HEAVEN'S EYE ASCENDS! by hasarena
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
05 Jul 2024
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Heaven’s Eye ascends a few decades after the event at the capital. He becomes a civil god under Ling Wen and calls himself the number one devotee of the Heavenly Emperor Xianle. As his soul is slowly sucked with mountains of paperwork, he discovers earth-shattering information about the Ghost King! It is now up to him to meet the Heavenly Emperor and tell him his discoveries. How will he get the Heavenly Emperor's attention to tell him what he found out? Who is the Scrap Immortal, and why did he see Xie-Daozhang in Ghost City? How will Heaven's Eye help the two Majesties save the three realms from a Heavenly Hurdle that can end the world?
Mainly from the POV of Heaven’s Eye and a bunch of other random nameless gods and our fav ones regarding the current state of heaven, the Heavenly Emperor Xielan, and his consort, the Ghost King. Xie Lian and his Saaan Laaaang will be in a lot of chapters since Heaven's Eye is just the fool we use who will expose the two's dirty laundry for all of heaven to hear whether they like it or not.
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